"Hitler's ultimate act of evil was killing Hitler, which thus made him worse than Hitler," I say, sloshing a full & comically large glass of wine which spills onto a live electrical cord exploding my entire living room

we’ve got a bunch of parents voluntarily guarding the elementary school gates if you want to know how LA feels this morning

third amendment continues to pull its weight as the secret funniest load bearing cog in america's stupid machine

guys love to say “dude my balatro run last night was insane” then show you a screenshot like this

Second time I’ve seen someone bring their shopping cart with them into the handicap stall at the grocery store

The grocery store I work at is increasing all full pizzas price by a dollar. Tariffs suck

Several questions, I don’t want any answers

Wild. Top is the NBC upload, bottom is the one aired as the live feed

20 years ago we were suing teenagers for millions of dollars because they were torrenting a single Metallica album and now billionaires are demanding the free right to every work in history, so that they can re-sell it. The law only ever serves capital.

Nintendo: After much anticipation, we introduce to you, brand new Switch 2! The Switch 2:

Boss made a dollar, Grandad made a dime. But that was a poem From a simpler time. Boss made a thousand, Gave my Dad a cent. But that coin paid the mortgage, Or at least it paid the rent. Now bosses make a billion, And give us workers jack. Then smugly blame society, For the labor that they lack.

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Today is the only day you can legally share this. Happy Almost Christmas

It's 2025. Moms across America are franticly Googling "what is Polio?" & an 'AI' is telling them that they should let their kids catch it as it's more dangerous to contract it as an adult.

Luigi Mangione’s fellow prisoners yelled “Luigi’s conditions suck” and “Free Luigi” from their cells in Pennsylvania during an interview: www.newsnationnow.com/banfield/lui...

For no particular reason, I would like to remind people in the New York City area of the concept of jury nullification

You’re laughing? Americas greatest criminal is named Matthew Spaghetti and you’re laughing?

the funniest way this could play out is if this guy had nothing to do with the shooting and the cops pick up a different rando toting around an anti-health insurance manifesto every day for the next month

This website rules

Now, I don’t condone murder… but Blue Cross has changed their mind on the anesthesia payments pretty damn quickly.

The CEO of an amoral health insurance company has been assassinated, leading to celebrations from an angry populace, moral debates, and a citywide manhunt. Critics are calling it "preachy Oscar bait that wades into heady topics without much to say about them". 49% on Rotten Tomatoes.

So I have noticed the only other person scheduled for the closing of my department hasn’t shown up. My managers have yet to tell me about this and let me know that the latter half of my shift will just be me working 4 different jobs at once. It has been almost two hours.

Breaking: Chelsea Manning is leading a bathroom sit in protest at the Capitol. Courtesy of Pablo Manriquez.

I've opened my donation page for the Jingle Jam! I'm fundraising for Whale and Dolphin Conservation this year to help protect Amazon River Dolphins. Anyone who donates £35 can receive a games collection as thanks for supporting charity this Christmas! tiltify.com/@rtgamecrowd...

“Leaving Twitter will hurt Democrats in elections.” Here’s a thought: What if the Democratic Party’s political strategy involved promoting policies voters actually want and sticking to that message? And not blaming losses on average people who don’t want to be yelled at by psychopaths? Maybe?

BREAKING: Autonomous anti-genocide activists bring the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade to a grinding halt after blockading the McDonald’s float for a second year in a row. “Those grinches who thinks they can disrupt the parade: it’s not going to happen,” Mayor Eric Adams said yesterday.

Missing #Lumamon

Farm industry groups are calling on President-elect Donald Trump to exempt agricultural workers from his planned mass deportations, citing the critical role immigrant labor plays in the food supply chain. ground.news/article/us-f...

Funny because true.

I miss the custom M&M character creator

@shadowtodd.bsky.social Do you consider “Sit Next To Me” by Foster the People stopping on the word stop (1:38)?

Please understand that as more people join Bluesky, there are more people who do not know that they used to call me The Drift King back in college. Please help spread the word