devastated to hear of Alice Wong's death, she has been this incredible voice among disability activists for so long and the world is worse for missing her

bad mspaint images of animals smoking 2: the wolf

Guy on hold with SNAP customer support line developing shoulder cramp from holding phone to ear with shoulder

I think the day after my shot I should feel like fucking Hercules. It's annoying I would have a headache and be tired instead. Unrelated to the shot obviously that's just something that happens to me because I'm dehydrated as fuck

Great news on the car, she did take two jumps but I cleaned the battery extensively and that seems to have helped. Perhaps she's cured. Everyone send their thoughts and prayers to Emmy "Sparky" Surname

bipes smoking (for @marenextdo.org)

Shiiiit I owe cig smoking animals let me do that today. after I eat.

Okay still kind of need that lobotomy but I feel slightly better

I think this went around a few years ago as well and it's sort of haunted me since. Most people are simply not literate unfortunately. Which isn't their fault but it is pretty scary

So we couldnt try to jump the car because it won't go into neutral (wuh-oh?) and I don't back into my parking spot. If she ever awakens I will not make that mistake twice. We'll see if today we can catch my car guy before said neighbors return

Everyone hope and pray my car only needs a jump start

bblaaahhhhhrrggghhh I need small lobotomy. eensy teensy lobotomy

your moment of calm

I met this fantastic little chicken

They made king of the hill for all the people raised in texas. and I appreciate that

Brain zaps should be against the rules. Patch these out

You have to admit it feels pretty good to lie in a muddy pit and imagine it is the grave

Lunchable wipes

it's time to lock in (By this i mean i'm once again considering compiling poetry into a downloadable buyable thing but i will likely decide the poetry is bad & not do this)

god i fucking love bb king

sorry that my shit is all wrecked and I went missing for a bit, it is mostly due to how I have been missing for a bit and my shit's all wrecked. you can understand where I am coming from

Enter mansand (is that anything)

like shit is just really pretty bad. idk bluesky, I'm in the Bad Place. and I would know too

Hey. wow. sorry. been a minute. everythings all fucked up for real.

(throwing up blood) uh oh i did not eat that much blood

Maybe people just don't have that many pictures of cigarettes. Kind of sad.

I don't WAAAANT to go to the gym! ):< alright complaining done with I'm ready

Wtf. Why am I awake and functional in the Morning. Did I do some kind of quantum leap into a guy who wakes up rested in the morning

My magnum opus

Pumpkin spice headache is back

Still proud of this Pink Spock I did uhhhhh last year?

Lead in the protein supplements. This explains some things

Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves. One for practice and the other one is the "main" grave.

They WILL Be Giants

Okay Cigs just do ONE webtober... just do one. just do one

Writing a cover letter and the Fraud Checker tells me it was 70% written by AI. Are you serious. I will eat you

Sorry, not sorry, neighbors.

Happy birthday to Indah, she's 11 years old today!

Maybe between drafting stuff I'll actually do one (1) webtober thing. I would really like to, I'm just like, not that great at web dev. Don't look inside the cig pics site or you'll realize it is trash code

Back in my groove (researching injuries in depth for shit I'm writing)

Check out these gorgeous little pieces of glass. You can have one of your very own at nora.jewelry as you can see below - I would highly recommend it.

Your IKEA product is your name spelled backwards. With an umlaut. I'm Sgïc - a teacup-sized plush bat with a scratchy material on the inside of the wings, which can ostensibly hang from Velcro stuff. You can have Sgïc for $4.99, or for $1.99 if you want it even tinier.

A cigarette pic that COULD tell a story is now Cigarette #5 on cigarette.pics - go click that button a bit and check the new one out, or view the cigs for the first time

Cigs is up in the morning everyone scream and shout

I just got the best fucking cig pics submission

I’m not saying it would fix everything, but have we considered a nationwide dance craze

i love the blue/green jay. that bird is awesome, haven't stopped thinking about it since i saw it

a third moment of calm is essential today