Yappatron 5000
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๐NYC ๐ Chaotic Good
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My boyfriend loves to put me in my place ๐
5 months ago
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shaney
6 months ago
microwaves at work arenโt working so I had to sit on my morning Rice Krispie treat to warm it up with my big fat joocy ass and itโs like why do I even work here
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2 months into dating another Aquarius, they got me gal ๐ฅน๐
add a skeleton here at some point
6 months ago
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Is it too late for hump day pics? ๐
7 months ago
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Iโm so happy with how this shoot came out ๐ฅน
7 months ago
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Always
7 months ago
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Rewatching the Twin Flame Universe documentary and I donโt know how anyone ever believed these losers ๐ญ
7 months ago
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I love it when my man gets rough with me ๐คญ
7 months ago
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Ikecicle!
8 months ago
Iโm cravingggg $2000
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Update: heโs now my boyfriend ๐ณ๐
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8 months ago
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I have such a crush on this guy and I hate how I get when I have a crush ๐ฅฒ
9 months ago
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Just shared my birth chart with my crush, am I cooked? ๐ณ
9 months ago
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My internet crush just hard launched his boyfriend on Instagram today. Brb gonna go run into traffic ๐๐๐ปโโ๏ธ
10 months ago
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robby
10 months ago
need a gaggle of gays around me the next four years or iโll go insane
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Over the weekend I was on a bachelorette party and the bride did a split on the party bus at the beginning of the night, injured herself, and had to be carried around all night ๐ญ๐คฃ
10 months ago
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Weekly reminder to NOT forget the Ella ๐
10 months ago
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All my exes, lovers, besties, and favorite people in the world are all January babies (myself included) ๐โ๏ธ
10 months ago
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Dannitita
10 months ago
Locking in out of spite๐๐ค
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Iโm soooooo close to texting my ex after finding him on Scruff. SOMEBODY STOP ME
10 months ago
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good boy
11 months ago
someone pls play with my hole while we make out
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Downloaded Scruff today and met the hottest man who only lived two blocks away. So naturally I went out in the snow to smoke weed with him and suck his dick.
11 months ago
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Nothing Beats a Jay Kay Holiday
11 months ago
rest assured I will NEVER forget the ella
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Not a want but a need
11 months ago
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Itโs my birthday and FCF? We love that for me ๐ฅณ
11 months ago
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Do you have an arch nemesis? ๐คจ
11 months ago
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Okay but this new job got me together ๐
11 months ago
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localswampgay
11 months ago
โHeyโ with the intention of being suffocated by your bicep
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I start my new job today after not working for 4.5 months. BRING ON THE COINTADAS ๐ฐ
11 months ago
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zaggy ๐ค๐ผ
11 months ago
good news for degree holders you CAN still be a dummy <3 no one can take โhimboโ from u
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Dolly Farton
11 months ago
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Need a hand around my throat and long slow strokes rn ๐ฎโ๐จ
11 months ago
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good boy
11 months ago
i need to squeeze between 2 hairy muscle dads in a king size bed or im gonna freeze to death
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Does anyone else remember playing this game? The other day it popped up in my head and now I canโt stop thinking about itโฆ
11 months ago
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My ๐ณ๏ธ deserves nothing but the best!!!!
11 months ago
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Bestie clocked me ๐คญ
11 months ago
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Itโs only times like this when Iโm sick that I want a boyfriend again. Can I rent a boyfriend to cook me soup and rub my back?
11 months ago
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Hungover in bed. Need a hairy chest to use as a pillow and big arms around me asap.
11 months ago
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My top divas Iโll be rooting for this season are Arrietty and Kori King. I think Arrietty will bring the fashion/lewks and Kori will bring the fun/messiness weโve been missing ๐ ๐ผ
11 months ago
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New favorite pair ๐
11 months ago
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Tyler on Film ๐๏ธ
11 months ago
my only New Yearโs resolution is to be a little flirtier, a little sluttier, and finallyโฆ get my revenge
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More cute outfits in 2025 please ๐โโ๏ธ
11 months ago
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I want to have more sex with other bottoms this year. They just know exactly what I want sometimes ๐
11 months ago
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hayden / mia
11 months ago
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I need to crush someoneโs son under these cheeks asap
11 months ago
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dio
11 months ago
is it ok with your boyfriend if we kiss
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Made out with my ex at the bar last night and brought him home to cuddle ๐คญ
11 months ago
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*points to your face* Is this seat taken? ๐ช
11 months ago
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I canโt believe I shaved my chest for my entire 20s ๐ญ Iโm so happy to be comfortable with my body hair now.
11 months ago
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Imagine being down bad for this man lmao
11 months ago
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