I fear my trip to Hawaii has turned me into a monster. I need more vacations!

poke me like one of your Facebook girls.

I miss being in Hawaii so much.

I keep forgetting about this place.

Roby Dwi Antono, Pop Surrealism

Praying for everyone affected by this earthquake and possible tsunami.

My dog passed away last week and now I don't know what to do with myself. I haven't had to only care for myself in decades.

if u see this its a sign to throw out ur plastic tupperware and replace them with glass

Fuck income tax, I should get a refund each year for the health insurance I have to carry that pay for but don’t use

being frozen in carbonite would fix me.

I can't tell if this is a fever or hot flashes.

I ran into the protests today. It was beautiful.

Death and Life #Art by Gustav Klimt, 1910

your my favorite typo.

What if I dally your dilly?

Still alive

I actually am, in fact, too proud to beg

an unaffectionate person can do nothing for me but rot in hell.

Bloody moon

There's a full blood moon and a lunar eclipse tomorrow in Virgo

Sorry, did you say your pronouns were HeMan

Welcome back everybody is apparently not a good way to start a speech... ...if you're the best man at your mate's second wedding.

[coming up on Democracy Now!] “Well folks. About that democracy…”

Message received and accepted.

🔃 Celebrating the strength, resilience, and passion of Latina women who continue to inspire and lead with grace. Your voice, culture, and dreams shape the world in powerful ways. ¡Feliz Mes de la Mujer! #LatinaPower #WomenOfStrength #HispanicHeritage

Really doing a great job #KRASNOV. If Biden was in your position you’d be calling for his resignation…EVERYONE knows that to be true. Do us all a favor & GO AWAY! #Ftrump

You might think it would be antithetical to decrease the value of the dollar when you're trying to be rich but...

The sweetest! I want to hug him. 🥰

Don't mind me if I yawn And yawn And yawn And yawn.....

So like will he not be satisfied till the dollar is below the ruble?

It's crazy to realize that the only qualifications to get people to follow you is to be a rich white man.

What if the golf is causing the fires?

If you haven't seen it, Paradise on Hulu is SO GOOD

they’ve just been trying to get reactions from me, i’m unfazed

if you want a real man to chase you, date a professional tag player.

I’m tired as hell.

This water park blaring “Broken Wings” by Mister Mister really know how to get the young folks motivated.

I'm just swiping on millionaires cause I know it won't happen.

Happy Women's Day today and always to all the ladies out there.

Like how is this possible?

in the background of the violence of my heart plays a love song

Saying “I love you,” and actually living “I love you” are two separate things.

narcissists fake their commitment to isolate you away from friends and family.

the covert narcissist is always watching you, monitoring your every move to lovebomb you.