@jonathan-a-thon.bsky.social how did Donald and Melania meet? It seems like the most reasonable way of describing their meeting is that Melania was trafficked by Epstein to Donald Trump and there’s no evidence to the contrary.

Trump is in very very very very very bad health.

Here’s last night’s story about Twitter, how it went from bad to worse under Elon Musk, and the real reason why John won’t be tweeting in the future. Hint: it has something to do with his amazing feet. youtu.be/p7ZG_xWYLzI

No Youtube?

@codyjohnston.bsky.social @katystoll.bsky.social @jonathan-a-thon.bsky.social what country is going to win the Resign in Shame Olympics? Looks like USA has the most amount of competitors but they are still somehow going to finish dead last in number people who resign in shame over the Epstein files

After Trump dies, when you look something up on the internet, the Wikipedia page will be one of the first results and there will be no AI responses.

James Van Der Beek as Sean Bateman does not get the credit it deserves. RIP

I think it is fair to say that Pam Bondi crashed and burned today. She disgraced herself and her office (once again). While it may have provided light entertainment for her addled boss, it only revealed how unfit she is for her job. I hope she spends a lot of time reliving these moments. In jail.

Raskin has to explain the rules to Bondi like she’s a three year old.

@reptedlieu.bsky.social @tedlieu.bsky.social Ted Lieu came to play today! Backed Bondi into a corner so bad she almost burst into tears!

Bondi mentioning the stock market in response to the Epstein Files. Wow.

Pam Bondi is a compromised clown stooge.

Lutnick: Yo Donald - I'm all over the Epstein files and I want to resign in shame like officials in other countries. Donald: LOL - get out there on tv and tell everyone the economy is doing great.

I’m only going to use websites that have a “no AI” setting.

@codyjohnston.bsky.social The Trump era is going to be the origin story for the premise of the next Poltergeist sequel/reboot/remake. But it’s not just going to be one house - it’s going to be the entirety of USA

Watched this like it was the Zapruder film especially around the 30 second mark. youtu.be/u_6kGluvINg?...

@codyjohnston.bsky.social Lindsey Graham is at the point where he gets wasted before going on tv. He could just cancel but his “no shame” game is too strong.

@jonathan-a-thon.bsky.social Trump must have chose Lutnick as Commerce Secretary because Trump knew Lutnick was in the Epstein files and Trump could have him march out on tv and lie about the economy and make an idiot of himself repeatedly over and over again. That's who Trump puts in charge.

@chrislhayes.bsky.social I appreciate when you read Elon’s emails in Elon’s creepy ass voice. It doesn’t go unnoticed. Well done!

@warren.senate.gov Americans are wondering: 1) what are Trump stooges going to do when Trump dies and they can no longer parrot his idiocy with confidence? 2) what happens when the AI Ponzi Scheme collapses?

@chrislhayes.bsky.social Americans are wondering: 1) what are Trump stooges going to do when Trump dies and they can no longer parrot his idiocy with confidence? 2) what happens when the AI Ponzi Scheme collapses?

@hcrichardson.bsky.social Americans are wondering: 1) what are Trump stooges going to do when Trump dies and they can no longer parrot his idiocy with confidence? 2) what happens when the AI Ponzi Scheme collapses?

@codyjohnston.bsky.social Americans are wondering: 1) what are Trump stooges going to do when Trump dies and they can no longer parrot his idiocy with confidence? 2) what happens when the AI Ponzi Scheme collapses?

AI is a Ponzi scheme. People throwing all this money at something that doesn’t do anything except create misleading photos and videos.

When Trump dies, some stooges will double down on their stupidity and some will apologize and beg for forgiveness. I can’t wait to see.

I pronounce “onion” and “Orion” the same way.

DAVE MATTHEWS: “I don’t want my taxes to pay for masked thugs to roam our streets & terrorize our communities... She was trying to get away. He shot her 3x in the head. Murdered in cold blood. They’re trying to tell us not to believe what we see. FUCK ICE.” (H/T @marcofoster.bsky.social )

I might just have to start saying to people, "Do you support Trump, Elon or MAGA in any way? Because I can't continue this conversation if you do."

@codyjohnston.bsky.social Stephen Miller gives off Nick Reiner vibes. Is the Trump cabinet trying to bring Nick Reiner on board?

@codyjohnston.bsky.social Marco Rubio, JD Vance, Ted Cruz, Donald Trump Jr. - all the troll support that they think they have is going to vanish when Trump dies. They should already start focusing on celebrity boxing matches.

@emmavigeland.bsky.social Tony D seems more about projection than keeping it real. Gotta watch out for those technical issues though. Shades of Bill O’Reilly. Tony doesn’t seem ready for this gig. Sign of the times that he’s in this weird role.

@bencollins.bsky.social what is the difference between an AI Developer and a Snake Oil Salesman? Nothing!

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

@maddow.bsky.social if the USA survives, it should be written into the constitution that a President has to address the nation live on video - none of these immature trashy AOL Instant Messenger texts.

If you avoid AI and anyone who is pushing it on you, you’ll be safer and better off. 💫

@codyjohnston.bsky.social also - can we discuss the 90210-ization of the media and how Katy Tur from MSNOW is married to Tony Dokoupil from Bari Weiss’s CBS? Wtf is going on here?

@codyjohnston.bsky.social is America going to have a reckoning when Trump dies? Or will it just keep collapsing until there’s nothing left?

Rough vibes on this website today, likely because people feel Hopeless and Helpless Because Can't Stop It and No One Who Is Supposed To Is Trying To So Now We're Fighting Each Other™. I recommend activities such as book, or potentially instrument if you like instrument, or even do talk on phone.

Life was so much better when you could anonymously check people’s AOL Instant Messenger Away Messages or Buddy Info instead of following people’s stupid lame-as-fuck social media pages.

@codyjohnston.bsky.social should we start referring to Trump's Truth Social posts as his "AOL Instant Messenger Away Messages" just to highlight the ludicrousness and absurdity of this era and how this loser operates?

@codyjohnston.bsky.social what should the bill be called to undo Trump’s damage when he’s gone? The Untrumping? The un-Jerry Springer Show bill? The Untrashing of America bill?

@codyjohnston.bsky.social What's going to happen when Trump dies? Are all his followers and fascists going to act like it didn't happen? Will they apologize? Will they double down on their idiocy and anti-Americanness? Will they face accountability? It's the only thing I think about.

@codyjohnston.bsky.social what’s worse for Trump? Having dementia full on display for the whole world to see daily or the whole world knowing that he’s a pedophile? What a profile.

@codyjohnston.bsky.social is Susie Wiles just like an older Hope Hicks? There’s something that Trump thinks is cute about her that boosts ratings, but she can’t help but tell the truth about him to the authorities and the media.

People were inherently interested and curious about using Social Media as a way to connect and communicate. No one is inherently interested or curious about using AI. There is absolutely zero demand from the general public. Good luck with that.

@kenjennings.bsky.social Category: Political Movements for $200 Answer: Idiots, racists, sexists, bigots, and unserious trolls.

@howardstern.com @jdharmeyer.bsky.social Glad you’ll be back for another 3 years! Needed some good news today!

All Trump does is say idiotic things and embarrass himself. As his days dwindle, more and more of his “supporters” are going to jump ship but not before taking parting shots first.

@codyjohnston.bsky.social Trump talks lowlife trash about great beloved Americans like Mark Kelly and Rob Reiner while being in a class of Americans like Bill Cosby and OJ Simpson.