@jonathan-a-thon.bsky.social can we normalize referring to Trump as a terrorist?

Ding dong the Mitch is dead

How long has Mitch McConnell been dead?

@jonathan-a-thon.bsky.social is this USA going to start booming economically again as soon as Trump dies? Or is it gonna take like 50+ years because he fucked everything up so bad?

Every video now it’s like, “Is this AI? Who would even be filming this? And why? And how?”

@wajali.bsky.social I’m enjoying the “Jake Tapper is a piece of shit” stories. Kudos. More please.

@jonathan-a-thon.bsky.social @codyjohnston.bsky.social If Mitch McConnell really is dead or incapacitated, what would be the point of withholding that info? Just creepy dark culty stuff?

@jonathan-a-thon.bsky.social @codyjohnston.bsky.social Who is more dead on the inside? Mitch McConnell or Donald Trump? And who is more dead on the outside?

Functioning democracies with sane leadership are banning Palantir as one would expect.

Happy Bomb Pop Day! Enjoy one before the day is over!

@codyjohnston.bsky.social @jonathan-a-thon.bsky.social your show is awesome and yesterday's show with @parkermolloy.com was great - I hope she's on more often!

I feel bad for the people who are being duped by AI.

It's crazy how companies like Sirius and ESPN will throw hundreds of millions of dollars at people who are not worth it just because Dave Portnoy hired them to work at Barstool beforehand. What a failure of a business model.

@jonathan-a-thon.bsky.social what should the period after Trump dies be called? “The Great Restoration?”

@jonathan-a-thon.bsky.social @codyjohnston.bsky.social Donald Trump and Mitch McConnell - two decrepit old men competing over who is in worse health. The kind of competition where everyone wins.

@jonathan-a-thon.bsky.social @codyjohnston.bsky.social is Pam Bondi faking cancer to skirt treason accountability?

Man Directs Full Force Of Anecdote Toward Single Person After Rest Of Group Moves On To Different Topic https://theonion.com/man-directs-full-force-of-anecdote-toward-single-person-1826391190/

Is there someone dead in the lobby or is there someone in custody? Was the person armed or not? Did he make it into the ballroom or not? Usually there should be a pretty wide grace period on finding this out, but there are literally hundreds of reporters in the room and nobody knows shit.

Fractures Emerge Between GOP’s Pro-Pedophilia, Extremely Pro-Pedophilia Wings

This company is out of control and its CEO appears in nearly every public appearance to be disturbed in some way. There are companies our government should have nothing to do with anymore—e.g., those associated with Elon Musk—and Palantir is on that list.

@codyjohnston.bsky.social @jonathan-a-thon.bsky.social does the ass-to-ass scene in Requiem for a Dream remind you of Marco Rubio and JD Vance?

“Sending abrasive dickhead to negotiate with Iran has backfired”

@jonathan-a-thon.bsky.social Did Swalwell totally ruin his chances as a Democrat but also simultaneously massively increase his chances as a MAGA candidate? Would MAGA embrace him now if he took the full heel turn? It's not working out so well for JD, but maybe Swalwell sees it as his path forward.

Melania is going to claim that her and Donald met on Tinder.

The truest thing I’ve read today….🤣

Ten years ago today, in April 2016, the Boston Globe printed a satirical front page imagining a future Trump administration. The page was called "alarmist," "hyperbolic," "dystopian." But we’ve put up with so much since then it now looks like . . . a slow Thursday?

Sam Altman’s Coworkers Say He Can Barely Code and Misunderstands Basic Machine Learning Concepts futurism.com/artificial-i...

I am very relieved for the moment. But this is no way to live. No individual should have this kind of power over people's lives, and especially not this guy.

“It’s difficult to cover him in a way that conveys how unhinged he is. Journalists are trained to be like, ‘OK, what did he say that was newsworthy?’ So you convey that to your audience. But in reality, when you actually watch, you see he's full of hatred, lying constantly, and very incoherent.”

@jonathan-a-thon.bsky.social is Trump at Walter Reed listening to Billy Squire?

Is Trump at Walter Reed or is he spending the Weekend at Bernie’s?

Is someone very unhealthy at Walter Reed?

I think a lot of Bluesky users are in the demographic of “people who simply will stop using social media entirely if all the text-based social platforms that aren’t run by unrepentant Nazis (like this one) go away,” myself very much included

Donald Trump’s hand gestures are known as “fake businessman” while JD Vance’s hand gestures are known as “hand douchebaggery.”

I know Mark Zuckerberg got a ton of money, fame and recognition for completely ripping off MySpace, but color me forever unimpressed.

@codyjohnston.bsky.social @jonathan-a-thon.bsky.social @katystoll.bsky.social whenever my internet flickers or buffers, I assume it's Trump and his gang of pedophiles trying to shut down the internet in order to stop people from talking online about Trump and his gang of pedophiles.

Conan 😀

@codyjohnston.bsky.social what is Trump doing a better job of? Bankrupting America or completely dividing it?

@jonathan-a-thon.bsky.social why is it so easy for Iran and Iranians to refer to Trump as a pedophile in times like these but it’s so hard for MAGA to do the same?

People who have some sort of fan base (even lowlife internet trolls) can get votes in a political election even if everything they say is a total lie or completely stupid.

‘Which Way Is Iran?’ Asks Pantsless, Sword-Wielding Trump Wandering On Side Of Freeway https://theonion.com/which-way-is-iran-asks-pantsless-sword-wielding-trump-wandering-on-side-of-freeway/

Please just don’t sell it to Elon or allow it to become a Nazi troll site. www.wired.com/story/bluesk...

@codyjohnston.bsky.social @jonathan-a-thon.bsky.social @katystoll.bsky.social do you think it would piss him off if people started referring to him as Kwayne? Do you think it would piss his stupid ass off?

No confidence whatsoever in the CEO of McDonald’s.

Fuck data centers. Fuck AI.

@jonathan-a-thon.bsky.social how did Donald and Melania meet? It seems like the most reasonable way of describing their meeting is that Melania was trafficked by Epstein to Donald Trump and there’s no evidence to the contrary.