Man Directs Full Force Of Anecdote Toward Single Person After Rest Of Group Moves On To Different Topic https://theonion.com/man-directs-full-force-of-anecdote-toward-single-person-1826391190/

Is there someone dead in the lobby or is there someone in custody? Was the person armed or not? Did he make it into the ballroom or not? Usually there should be a pretty wide grace period on finding this out, but there are literally hundreds of reporters in the room and nobody knows shit.

Fractures Emerge Between GOP’s Pro-Pedophilia, Extremely Pro-Pedophilia Wings

This company is out of control and its CEO appears in nearly every public appearance to be disturbed in some way. There are companies our government should have nothing to do with anymore—e.g., those associated with Elon Musk—and Palantir is on that list.

@codyjohnston.bsky.social @jonathan-a-thon.bsky.social does the ass-to-ass scene in Requiem for a Dream remind you of Marco Rubio and JD Vance?

“Sending abrasive dickhead to negotiate with Iran has backfired”

@jonathan-a-thon.bsky.social Did Swalwell totally ruin his chances as a Democrat but also simultaneously massively increase his chances as a MAGA candidate? Would MAGA embrace him now if he took the full heel turn? It's not working out so well for JD, but maybe Swalwell sees it as his path forward.

Melania is going to claim that her and Donald met on Tinder.

The truest thing I’ve read today….🤣

Ten years ago today, in April 2016, the Boston Globe printed a satirical front page imagining a future Trump administration. The page was called "alarmist," "hyperbolic," "dystopian." But we’ve put up with so much since then it now looks like . . . a slow Thursday?

Sam Altman’s Coworkers Say He Can Barely Code and Misunderstands Basic Machine Learning Concepts futurism.com/artificial-i...

I am very relieved for the moment. But this is no way to live. No individual should have this kind of power over people's lives, and especially not this guy.

“It’s difficult to cover him in a way that conveys how unhinged he is. Journalists are trained to be like, ‘OK, what did he say that was newsworthy?’ So you convey that to your audience. But in reality, when you actually watch, you see he's full of hatred, lying constantly, and very incoherent.”

@jonathan-a-thon.bsky.social is Trump at Walter Reed listening to Billy Squire?

Is Trump at Walter Reed or is he spending the Weekend at Bernie’s?

Is someone very unhealthy at Walter Reed?

I think a lot of Bluesky users are in the demographic of “people who simply will stop using social media entirely if all the text-based social platforms that aren’t run by unrepentant Nazis (like this one) go away,” myself very much included

Donald Trump’s hand gestures are known as “fake businessman” while JD Vance’s hand gestures are known as “hand douchebaggery.”

I know Mark Zuckerberg got a ton of money, fame and recognition for completely ripping off MySpace, but color me forever unimpressed.

@codyjohnston.bsky.social @jonathan-a-thon.bsky.social @katystoll.bsky.social whenever my internet flickers or buffers, I assume it's Trump and his gang of pedophiles trying to shut down the internet in order to stop people from talking online about Trump and his gang of pedophiles.

Conan 😀

@codyjohnston.bsky.social what is Trump doing a better job of? Bankrupting America or completely dividing it?

@jonathan-a-thon.bsky.social why is it so easy for Iran and Iranians to refer to Trump as a pedophile in times like these but it’s so hard for MAGA to do the same?

People who have some sort of fan base (even lowlife internet trolls) can get votes in a political election even if everything they say is a total lie or completely stupid.

‘Which Way Is Iran?’ Asks Pantsless, Sword-Wielding Trump Wandering On Side Of Freeway https://theonion.com/which-way-is-iran-asks-pantsless-sword-wielding-trump-wandering-on-side-of-freeway/

Please just don’t sell it to Elon or allow it to become a Nazi troll site. www.wired.com/story/bluesk...

@codyjohnston.bsky.social @jonathan-a-thon.bsky.social @katystoll.bsky.social do you think it would piss him off if people started referring to him as Kwayne? Do you think it would piss his stupid ass off?

No confidence whatsoever in the CEO of McDonald’s.

Fuck data centers. Fuck AI.

@jonathan-a-thon.bsky.social how did Donald and Melania meet? It seems like the most reasonable way of describing their meeting is that Melania was trafficked by Epstein to Donald Trump and there’s no evidence to the contrary.

Trump is in very very very very very bad health.

Here’s last night’s story about Twitter, how it went from bad to worse under Elon Musk, and the real reason why John won’t be tweeting in the future. Hint: it has something to do with his amazing feet. youtu.be/p7ZG_xWYLzI

No Youtube?

@codyjohnston.bsky.social @katystoll.bsky.social @jonathan-a-thon.bsky.social what country is going to win the Resign in Shame Olympics? Looks like USA has the most amount of competitors but they are still somehow going to finish dead last in number people who resign in shame over the Epstein files

After Trump dies, when you look something up on the internet, the Wikipedia page will be one of the first results and there will be no AI responses.

James Van Der Beek as Sean Bateman does not get the credit it deserves. RIP

I think it is fair to say that Pam Bondi crashed and burned today. She disgraced herself and her office (once again). While it may have provided light entertainment for her addled boss, it only revealed how unfit she is for her job. I hope she spends a lot of time reliving these moments. In jail.

Raskin has to explain the rules to Bondi like she’s a three year old.

@reptedlieu.bsky.social @tedlieu.bsky.social Ted Lieu came to play today! Backed Bondi into a corner so bad she almost burst into tears!

Bondi mentioning the stock market in response to the Epstein Files. Wow.

Pam Bondi is a compromised clown stooge.

Lutnick: Yo Donald - I'm all over the Epstein files and I want to resign in shame like officials in other countries. Donald: LOL - get out there on tv and tell everyone the economy is doing great.

I’m only going to use websites that have a “no AI” setting.

@codyjohnston.bsky.social The Trump era is going to be the origin story for the premise of the next Poltergeist sequel/reboot/remake. But it’s not just going to be one house - it’s going to be the entirety of USA

Watched this like it was the Zapruder film especially around the 30 second mark. youtu.be/u_6kGluvINg?...

@codyjohnston.bsky.social Lindsey Graham is at the point where he gets wasted before going on tv. He could just cancel but his “no shame” game is too strong.

@jonathan-a-thon.bsky.social Trump must have chose Lutnick as Commerce Secretary because Trump knew Lutnick was in the Epstein files and Trump could have him march out on tv and lie about the economy and make an idiot of himself repeatedly over and over again. That's who Trump puts in charge.