you: man-for-hire, maybe bounty hunter, maybe rent-a-cop. depends on the day or the need. you’re from mars. or maybe a ruined earth. you’re at sea. me: your dead wife.

Big Sex doesn't want you to know this, but sex can just be two girls sending each other reels and being like "ussss 🥹"

and on this international women's day eve, may I just say how lovely your tits are looking tonight

*extremely minor spoilers for Fallout S2E3* Ella up on that cross, reminding me that I am, at heart, an utterly depraved pervert

in a red dead mood

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tw noncon this is extremely my shit ♥️ for those curious. kinda brutal

Suspension 🦋🌹

Shady business

It's a rewarding job

Medieval core - Daddy's favourite pet #nsfwart

looking for mutuals that don’t hate big brown doe eyes

I’m cry laughing watch Andor immediately

went on a run. I’m so out of shape! wow, look how out of breath I am. just a light jog. you know. a little jaunt around the neighborhood. 🏃‍♀️ 💦💦

Hades 2 Hera from October of last year.

it’s a sexually explicit kind of love affair ♥️

been liftin heavy lately ✨

just fyi I have another account where I’m authentically myself so if you’re here from there here’s the deal this is where I sell stuff. you can be downright disrespectful to me on this account and I probably won’t care. It’s all a vehicle to advertise the product, which is me. tension sells so idc

just wanna be tied to the bed post and used til there’s mascara running down my face and then I want you to fuck my face again 😩 and ignore my taps to stop 😩 and then rub it all over my face 😩 and call me your good girl

I was just kicked out of what turned out to be a women-only viewing party of the Land Before Time

after grok I think they should invent tweets you can smell

Hey, watch this. It's a pick-me-up. www.youtube.com/watch?v=TaKr...

💿 📺

Silver Springs, but make it French, and add an orchestra

need me a freak that’s freakier than me who also does their dishes

people are curious abt the voice notes I offer on my paid page so here’s one of em

you look lonely… ᴵ ᶜᵃⁿ ᶠᶦˣ ᵗʰᵃᵗ

why did we call it morning wood and not an alarm cock

I got suspended for being mad online, okay? That happens sometimes even to the sexiest of us.

The US Department of Agriculture suspends all federal funding to Minnesota, effective immediately.

The only way to cheer her up is by watching Andor.

browsing the internet used to feel like you were uncovering hidden new zones and getting rid of fog of war now it’s like a bunch of cannibal maniacs are chasing after you with crossbows trying to roast you alive

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smirky smirk

they’re going to want to kill him for this but he’s so right, individualism as an ideology needs to end

didn’t clean my mirror for the new year. forgive me? 👉🏻👈🏻

me from Christmas until Sunday 4th

Aw jeez getting this shirt off is harder than I thought

if you can’t see the tears in her eyes, her makeup & eyelashes falling off, & a great big smile, it’s time to shove your cock back down her throat 🥰

How about a bsky exclusive? 🥰 It’s about time you folks starting eating good

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this sleepy princess needs her face fucked 🥺 👉🏻👈🏻

this is my ideal relationship

If you can’t recite both parts of the “your new empire?” monologue and then all the blocking for the ensuing lightsaber fight we have nothing to say to each other

I was a stripper for 10 years and this is the playlist I used to strip to: open.spotify.com/playlist/0ku...

I applied to seven strip clubs tonight so I’ll keep yall updated on the strip club content 🥰

Hit 'em with the

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