just fyi I have another account where I’m authentically myself so if you’re here from there here’s the deal this is where I sell stuff. you can be downright disrespectful to me on this account and I probably won’t care. It’s all a vehicle to advertise the product, which is me. tension sells so idc

just wanna be tied to the bed post and used til there’s mascara running down my face and then I want you to fuck my face again 😩 and ignore my taps to stop 😩 and then rub it all over my face 😩 and call me your good girl

This is 10th-grader Arnoldo Bazan. A citizen. Immigration agents grabbed him and put him in a chokehold. "We're from the United States bro!' he screamed. Agents took and sold his phone And when he finally got home hours later, his shirt was ripped, he neck had angry, red welts, and he sobbed.

I was just kicked out of what turned out to be a women-only viewing party of the Land Before Time

after grok I think they should invent tweets you can smell

Hey, watch this. It's a pick-me-up. www.youtube.com/watch?v=TaKr...

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Silver Springs, but make it French, and add an orchestra

need me a freak that’s freakier than me who also does their dishes

people are curious abt the voice notes I offer on my paid page so here’s one of em

you look lonely… ᴵ ᶜᵃⁿ ᶠᶦˣ ᵗʰᵃᵗ

why did we call it morning wood and not an alarm cock

I got suspended for being mad online, okay? That happens sometimes even to the sexiest of us.

The US Department of Agriculture suspends all federal funding to Minnesota, effective immediately.

The only way to cheer her up is by watching Andor.

browsing the internet used to feel like you were uncovering hidden new zones and getting rid of fog of war now it’s like a bunch of cannibal maniacs are chasing after you with crossbows trying to roast you alive

This is an ANTI-AI account. I support handmade, human made, locally owned & operated products ONLY! To put my money where my mouth is, I’m going to commission $2000 in direct artist work every month in 2026. Please tag your favorite artists! I’m going to need a lot of artists.

smirky smirk

they’re going to want to kill him for this but he’s so right, individualism as an ideology needs to end

didn’t clean my mirror for the new year. forgive me? 👉🏻👈🏻

me from Christmas until Sunday 4th

Aw jeez getting this shirt off is harder than I thought

if you can’t see the tears in her eyes, her makeup & eyelashes falling off, & a great big smile, it’s time to shove your cock back down her throat 🥰

How about a bsky exclusive? 🥰 It’s about time you folks starting eating good

Images not made by AI. ✨

this sleepy princess needs her face fucked 🥺 👉🏻👈🏻

this is my ideal relationship

If you can’t recite both parts of the “your new empire?” monologue and then all the blocking for the ensuing lightsaber fight we have nothing to say to each other

I was a stripper for 10 years and this is the playlist I used to strip to: open.spotify.com/playlist/0ku...

I applied to seven strip clubs tonight so I’ll keep yall updated on the strip club content 🥰

Hit 'em with the

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tunnel snakes rule

Goofy people are my kryptonite. Love a (gender neutral) dude who doesn’t give a fuck

Harvard offers a free introduction to computer science that’s eleven weeks long. You could EASILY get an entry level IT helpdesk job with this certificate and a high school diploma. If I were a hiring manager I would be extremely impressed: cs50.harvard.edu/x/

I’m going to go to the new years orgy. I’ve skipped every cool sex party this year. I’m going to be socially productive and go to the new years orgy instead of staying home alone with my cats.

Am I not turtley enough for the Turtle Club?

guy who has multiple ribs removed so he can eat his own ass

opening Pokemon cards

banned from watching Fallout season 2 because of my huge crush on the protagonist (the ghoul)

editing porn is my passion

espeon is my favorite but I also love hisuian typhlosion and heatran also merry Christmas or whatever

hottie hottie like a bag of takis 🔥

the strongest stars have hearts of kyber ✨

calendar preorder!!!!

Preorders are open for the 2026 calendar my friends and I made! If you’re looking for a vintage pinup vibe with some egirl flair, this is for you! There’s no nudity. telephonegirls.com

one titty tuesday