Put a toll on Stamford Bridge

Gestapo Gestupid

Every historian worth their shit that studies fascism & domestic discord is so funny because they’re all the nicest people alive & they all come to the same conclusion which is that yeah you just gotta kill these guys. Can’t leave one alive.

i wish we still had public intellectuals because the american experiment/project is clearly in profound crisis and we need someone with deep knowledge and some vision to articulate a revival that is even more ambitious and radical than a list of structural reforms. it’s now a philosophical problem

5 topics i could give an hour long talk on: 1. The Lore of Power Rangers Mighty Morphin to Time Force 2. The Cosmic Politics of Planescape 3. The Progressive Politics of Scooby Doo 4. Degrassi: Or How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love School 5. Learning How To Learn with Kerbal Space Program

But i heard from very serious people that if we try to reform the Supreme Court then it would turn political

Blaze it

I dont usually care when people block me but if youre going to tag me under a post i cant read and then block me when i post a "puzzled" emoji then youve succeeded in annoying me

They already call it nerd prom so really an active shooter just gave them a real modern high school experience

Considering we continue to do nothing to curb gun violence, im done giving a shit when those in power are subjected to it

If theres one thing you can count on Americans for, its that we apparently yearn to be surveilled

I love how when conservatives want to make something scary they just add -iat to the thing to make it sound vaguely Soviet

I am genuinley stupid when it comes to math but even i know this is horseshit

The adventuring party that fails successfuly at everything

I bet SECNAV resigning is a good sign for the war we apparently already won

Ok wait hold on this might actually be genius

"Van Helsing" and "League of Extraordinary Gentlemen" Two of my favorite popcorn movies

If youre Italian we call it "going to the mattresses"

Im gonna become the joker

I love this game

Haha yeah ok let me know how that works out

I genuinely think every city would benefit from local journalism like this

Pack a day smoker here: at this point we need to put scary packaging on all nicotine and tobacco products

The only correct answer is getting rid of the filibuster. Without that nearly everything else is a non starter

I am not saying the guys running OpenAI are serial killers. I'm just saying the worldview they present, and the way they talk about their own actions, reminds me a lot of one of the most iconic serial killers in the history of film.

I definitley think theres something to those of us left of center using more jargon than we probably should at tines but ive literally never heard someone say "justice involved population"

Honestly? RAM and GPUs

this is the problem with the populist left. it's easy to talk about solving all our problems by taxing billionaires and bringing out guillotines. but the reality is that every single thing we need to do has painful trade-offs somewhere and we're going to have to convince people to make them.

The Just War Tradition of Christianity, or as it's commonly known to its advocates and practitioners, Jihad.

From now on im just going to assume literally everything that Yglesias' slightly-less-of-a-dickhead-little-brother, Stancil does is a cynically performative bit

The soundtrack that TOTO did for David Lynch's Dune is a goddamned masterpiece

I referred to groups of ancient historians as the tweederati today and I just wanted to tell the internet that because my family just groans.

As a taxpayer i want to know if they use DashPass

Sedevacantism but instead of of Pius XII im gonna start with Leo

The one thing i kept from my Catholic upbringing and has served me surprisingly well in my atheist adult life: Most Protestants are insane

*Laughs in Persian*

Two Bears High Fiving

I cant believe Viktor Orban lost to Peter Hungarian

I know a rip in The Fade when i see one

Made it to 31 🤪

Gonna start learning Chakobsa for shits and giggs

Nazi tattoo guy? Yeah im *shocked*

100 bucks on Kalshi for Vance getting named Antipope

Thats gotta be a record for shortest ceasefire or something

My lungs taste the air of time, blown past falling sands

This all should have ended in Butler, Pennsylvania

Hes soft launching using nukes. Thats my gut instinct

"A whole civilization will die tonight." Yall that man needs to face a firing squad i swear to god