COCONUT WATERRRR

Who else likes their text messages while mid argument… bc I ate that lmao. Might even reply to myself like yeah… great point.

😃howdy

RAHTIDDDDDD😂😂

About me:

My engagement photo eattttttttt.

Y’all really be looking beautiful on here

This should’ve ended that boy but a few weeks later it was “Kiki do you love me?” and all was forgiven or rather ignored.

Pointing at your palm to talk about yt people is the funniest thing our people have done 🖐🏾👈🏾

😅🤣 Felt this !

Faaahhhggggg. Should’ve took today off

Guilty 🤷🏾‍♀️

Friday said “relax,” and I’m simply following instructions.

Oldie but HAPPY FINE FRIDAY

I have been locked in, working out, even stopped smoking. I have to be right for my big day. 👰🏾‍♀️💍🤵🏾‍♂️

PMO… I like this one

When everybody's talking about a topic but you got the OP blocked

Good morning to you and you only! 🤎🫶🏾

Why every rapper that is trying to make it out sound like Key Glock

Me when I saw Ray J:

I not saying life beaten my ass right now but the bitch definitely got hands 😭😬

I’m going all the way ✨

If I send you this, understand… im joking… but im really not. 💀

Me to myself: aight u got 2 hours to get in and out this gym nah

This shit is lowkey a haiku 😂💀 one syllable off LMAO 😂

Literally no desire to be… just like fellowshipping w funny ass people and there are so many here

Men giving Klay Thompson the gawk gawk 3000 after the breakup

Advertise your account with a Simpsons image.

People: *breathe* Me:

Pop that Hurtin me Mop stick Aint worried about nothing Work 🫣😭💀

You can sell rich people anything if you put a fancy enough name on it

Why are professionals averaging turn overs lmao. Scripted

Advertise your account with a Simpsons image.

I like adding ginger ale or Sprite to my juice so it can have a #SawOnThreads 😭

I just want to live off the grid and grow a whole bunch of vegetables with my boo.

Im so happy I don’t have to renew my passport bc lmao that ugly ass face on my shit would tear me apart. #America's250thAnniversaryPassport this summer.

Kandi folded BETTA be A.I

can a curse technique turn my wife and I into a shot glass for 30 seconds

BLASPHEMY

yea i sent you that post in the gay way, what about it

Why can’t I be mad at gas prices and Trash bro? Why is it hard to be multi faceted?

Accountability is a dying art. So sad.

Facts

Not my usual Sunday message, but a message all the same.

Ppl don't get tired of rage-baiting? 🤨

The negativity toward Megan after the split w klay is exactly what blk women deal w. She said he cheated, he’s silent…yet it’s her fault? Even if she was a “bad partner” (their fave excuse) cheating isn’t justified. Lonely broke losers. Praying therapy finds y’all before June. #mensmentalhealthmonth