Honestly, one of the funniest tweets I've ever seen.

The Groyper favorite candidate for governor of Florida, James Fishback, just married some lady he met a week ago.

I have nothing to add to the dissing Bluesky discourse except to say that I have blocked a LOT of furry artists here that the platform seems absolutely convinced I have to continually see. The ratio of regular posters to "fox-human hybrid with ass hanging out" is really something else on Bluesky.

Jesus Christ

i genuinely don’t know if we’ve seen a more corrupt administration and president in history

When doing a social media timeline investigation on some random conspiracy nut I play drinking game called "take a shot every time Kent Hovind shows up" and I no longer have a liver.

List the home addresses of the interviewers.

If birds appeared suddenly every time a specific person came near me I would also be curious.

Watched the 13th Warrior last night. I enjoyed it for the big swing that it was.

well that is fucking depraved www.thebulwark.com/p/the-rights...

We need hit songs again that instruct us to wake up (wake up) grab a brush a put a little makeup (makeup).

Please let the day come where I can cast my vote for AOC.

this graduation speech moment is notable, and her amazed shock at having failed to read the room feels instructive. when you're inside the bubble, you think everybody else is. but everybody isn't.

I, for one, am willing to be counter-cultural and stand up and say that moms are good, actually.

I would like to make my position extremely clear: Woke 1? Wasn’t real. Never happened. Didn’t take place. Woke 2, however? Extremely real. Never been more real. Targeting your grandmother.

Every guy in a videogame:

I foresee a new @commentetiquette.bsky.social video detailing all the posts of Elon's mom retroactively explored since we're all aware it's an Elon alt and it's one of the most embarrassing things I've seen a while. It has been revealed to me in a dream. Even for Elon, this one. Woof. What a loser.

Online conspiratorial extremism researcher here. I have a fun example to share w/ the class to illustrate how the logic of modern online conspiratorial extremism is sometimes the polar opposite of traditional understandings of extremism. Online nazi influencers are advertising to eat kosher. (🧵1/7)

Knowledge Fight was and remains one of the all-time great podcasts. It is the rarest kind of thing: a show that entertains while having a real-life impact. Dan and Jordan helped defang and neuter elements of a powerful propaganda network. Excited to see what both do next.

I'm just now reading about the end of @knowledgefight.bsky.social. We 100% would not have been able to get this deep into this journey of taking over InfoWars without their scrupulously deep research about the worst guy in the world Thank you, Dan and Jordan. Excited to hear what's next.

If you go with people to brunch at 11 or even noon, you should not be ordering a cheeseburger or a Cobb salad. You are messing with the vibe. We are eating pancakes!

If Daily Wire ever fails, Ben has a backup plan of going back to manual labor where he buys and transports a singular board of wood.

This newly insane, unprecedented legal stalling does nothing but delay our deal with the receiver to take control of InfoWars. We now expect new traps in Alex Jones' amoral war to deny paying the Sandy Hook families, but we're freshly surprised by the U.S. legal system's appetite to put up with it.

Big court date for the InfoWars takeover tomorrow. Cross fingers, knock on wood, send one up. We're hoping our agreement with the families and receiver is greenlit by the judge, despite Alex's hate campaign against them all. If we win, expect an Emergency Broadcast. Stay tuned, and wish us luck.

I grew up in the 90's an extremely fundamentalist sect. My K-12 education was entirely about how all other Christians are wrong and of the devil and we were the last True Christians™ and the government is bringing about the New World Order. The head of the church seminary is a TPUSA Speaker now.

The main thing in art and entertainment to keep your finger on the pulse of the fans and what they want, their feedback is so important.

Look, I'm not saying a shoe-based AI chatbot is a good idea. I'm just saying if it existed earlier then it's possible Lisa "Left Eye" Lopes would have had a very different career.

We found out several things during the wait. 1) target uses AI for theft prevention which often falsely targets people. 2) they purposly don't notify you if you don't scan all items in a self checkout lane. 3) if u hit the ok button on the self checkout and you miss an item they say thats stealing

I can't stop laughing at this post. It's perfect.

Follow this thread. Most likely, and of course, all speculation right now, this is why Melania did her 6 min statement today. Amanda Ungaro was brought here as a 17-year-old model. She flew to NYC on Epstein's private plane. 1/2

The next Knowledge Fight episode is going to be delicious.

Forthcoming Taskmaster season filmed at Hampton Court Palace, Henry VIII's main palace. Tasks included "Produce a male heir, most insults to the papacy wins" and "Execute your wife, fastest wins. Bonus point awarded for flimsiest excuse."

Looking to the past, I hear the echoes of what would become Zohran Mamdani's campaign.

The only way to make money on bluesky is to do brand ambassador deals and spon-con, which i would never do even if it made me enough money to keep me permanently stocked up with delicious and refreshing Pepsi and new Hawaiian pineapple Pepsi "surf the flavor."

Donald Trump is wiping out civilizations the right way. By Ezra Klein

I'm starting to think Trump's whole presidency is a Brewster's Millions situation with God where he has to get impeached or go to hell for eternity and whatever he's trying isn't working and he's getting more and more frantic at the flames licking his feet.

God help us.

"Here are the many ways how this guy blowing up Iranians is just like Jesus!" Having grown up in the fundie world, it's crazy how much the Republican right is able to co-opt the most sacrosanct things for political messaging and they just get away with it. Obama was the antichrist but this is cool.

American religiosity has been in decline for some time, but the way some performatively religious people have accepted Trump will accelerate that decline significantly. It’s a mortal wound to the credibility of American evangelism.

Catatonic Youth's "TikTok music is good" series continues to be one of the best things on the internet and it has criminally low view counts. www.youtube.com/watch?v=oc6s...

Hospital Decides Cancer-Sniffing Leopard More Trouble Than It’s Worth https://theonion.com/hospital-decides-cancer-sniffing-leopard-more-trouble-than-its-worth/

"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have is a very based son named Saxon. He unironically ordered a cheeseburger in an omakase setting."

Mr Governor, what about the ink quills? Will they use big fancy feathers and inkpots to write their treatise about what is to be done about the ambitious and treacherous Ottomans?

Given all the shenanigans he was up to, in retrospect that gopher probably was not alright and we should have worried about him.

What is the Virgin Islands?

This meme appears to be made earnestly by a perpetually baffled asshat with the tag enjoyer_liberty. But it was enjoyed unironically by me.

Going to polymarket to place money on "It happens with a comically big mallet and a funny boing noise"

Ms Rachel talking to Deiver Henao, a 9yo in an immigration detention center www.instagram.com/reel/DVzUzoz... What a world