stone face totem, wilmington, north carolina, 1985

Advice to anxious people is like “Your friends don’t secretly hate you and don’t obsess about making mistakes, that’s just your anxiety lying to you” and it’s like well in my case anxiety lied that I couldn’t find better friends but otherwise those were real signals I was picking up on

how bout Wim Talz and he’s a well known member of the New German Cinema movement

Homie

I play Right Down The Line by Gerry Rafferty and go into the same state as Elaine’s bf in Seinfeld when Desperado would come on

I keep getting an ad on youtube that starts with an AI narrator saying “this is how my dad totally transformed his body”. The demographic of people who think their dad has really let himself go are becoming very powerful

tfw u need seven samurai

This mask always makes me laugh. i don't like to look at the other one..

Promouncing Bugonia like Stankonia

(Holding a card with this scale to your head) Sorry pal. You gotta be a Norwood 3 or up to feed the ducks with us

If I send you this it means I’m putting my foot down

Always remember when my mom got me a huge stack of Life In Hell and Far Side books from the thrift store. Wish I still had them

(Hearing somebody recently became a parent) oh is the baby still in the picture?

I’ve been watching old episodes of Unsolved Mysteries and a guy who claimed to have been abducted by aliens was named Jack Weiner. I imagine the head alien talking to him telepathically like “We know much of your planet. We know your name is quite humorous“

Charlie Browns mom: Waaah wah wah wah waaah waaah waaah wah Charlie Brown: oh, you mean pigpen Charlie browns mom: Wah way. Waaaah wahwahwah wah wah waaah waaaah wahwhawah wah wah Charlie Brown: yeah I get that. It’s pretty bad over there but I don’t think they hit him

David Byrne if he was a realtor: This is not my beautiful house….but it could be yours!