pretty devastating dunk at the end of this paragraph

Seeing lots of people horrified by their results, so this was a relief

You know who else has never assimilated? Everyone who keeps flying that fucking Confederate flag.

The Boston Celtics have signed Milos Uzan. Uzan's agent announced the signing.

Clarence Thomas: "I'm not black. I have racist friends."

"Critics argue"

Really disappointed for Milos. He'll play professionally somewhere I'm sure, hopefully the NBA is still in his future.

Oh wow fun, love the rare ncaa rule change that actually 100% makes sense and is good

Me at the A24 board meeting: We’ve got a brand beloved by young hip people and cinefiles, basically synonymous with “good taste” and “artistic vision,” in a time where both are hard to come by. What if we flushed that in the fucking toilet for a bit of money?

Always one of my favorite episodes of the year, and not just because I'm in it!

“You have to apologize for winning” really sums up establishment Dem thought huh

SUCH A MYSTERY why Dem voters were booing this dumbass

Corporate Democrats: While we’d love to do something, you have to follow popular opinion where it goes. *popular opinion supports systemic change and leftist solutions to obvious problems* Corporate Democrats: Whoa, whoa, hold on here. Have you ever noticed the public is scary?

Brendon Sorsby isn't going to the NFL, and Kingston Flemings isn't going to Dallas, I am achieving unreal levels of sports hater nirvana today

The year is 2052. Brendan Sorsby finally successfully sues his way to NFL eligibility. No team drafts or signs him because he is now 48 years old. Jeffrey Kessler announces lawsuits against every NFL team for not signing his client.

Cody Campbell is gonna walk outside and sue the sky itself

Might OD from schadenfreude

A Trans woman in Kansas changed her license to M because of the gender marker ban passed earlier this year. She gets pulled over and they didn't believe the license was hers. They later charge her for driving with an invalid license. She complied with the law and was still charged criminally.

What I'm going to have for lunch today is a more pressing issue than Sharia law in Texas, because me having lunch is a thing that's actually happening

Can't believe it's been 10 years of being told that you mustn't call ignorant bigots ignorant bigots. You just have to politely live with the mess they've made

Can't believe they didn't use this picture

That reminds me, it's been many years but this is and always will be the best picture of me that exists

Extremely fucking funny to be like "nobody outside of Brendan, his family, and me know what actually happened" and then immediately admitting that he "made some bad decisions" (i.e. bet on games) like yea man, actually that's what everybody knows happened, that's what everyone had a problem with

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The famous mountains of Houston

I know we’ve grown used to this garbage, but this is just an astounding thing for a U.S. president to say at a summit with the leaders of the world’s most powerful countries.

Going to be giggling about this for the rest of the day

UH men’s golf hires FGCU head coach Andrew Danna to fill its vacancy. Led FGCU to the ASun conference title, also led Lynn University to the D2 national title in 2018.

Ahahahahahaha Cape Verde wins, 0-0

Two weeks ago I was still very annoyed by the expansion to 48, but the joy of the first-timers has me reconsidering. Saw a 64-team suggestion somewhere the other day and was like, well, if we're gonna do a 32-team knockout round anyway, that would eliminate the "8 of 12 3rd-place teams advance" BS

Big 12 firing back at Texas Tech in court, hell yes

"Paraguay has such a good defense, they keep so many clean sheets"

It is pretty remarkable that Texas Tech entered this offseason a distant 5th on the list of most hateable schools in Texas, and is now the undisputed most hated school in the country. Wouldn't have thought that was possible.

Big 12 commissioner Brett Yormark: "All options remain on the table."

helping our case by sending the biggest piece of shit in the world into the fray

Fucking of course Ken Paxton is jumping into this fight on behalf of Tech

My family is from the Netherlands originally, and the Dutch are playing a game in the city I live in, and doing the fanwalk, and I don't even think I'm going to go

The level of cynicism is just breathtaking to try to sneak in this fallacy that you can only help the guy's fight vs. addiction if he's QB of your football team. Have some shame please

"There is no perfect answer" motherfucker yes there is, if someone asks whether an athlete who bet on his team can be reinstated to play that sport some more, "no" is an exquisitely perect answer

Michael Bourn CF Debut: 2006 - Retired: 2016 BAL - PHI - CLE - ARI - ATL - HOU

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UH hires ULM head coach Rachel Pollock as women's golf head coach. Pollock led the Warhawks to their only 2 NCAA regional appearances and conference titles (including this past season) in 5 seasons in Monroe.

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Was really disappointed in Conan for about 5 seconds before I read the article and realized that @joshsternberg.com is doing misinformation

Yea I'll take all of the above, please and thank you

Damn, the dictionary is out here making me sad about a stand-up comedian who's been dead for over 20 years

Good, yes, more of this

Nebraska joins Georgia: