Men will perpetuate any evil just to squirt a bit of dick snot on someone

Patent Oswald

This is John Trigun. He can shoot 3 bullets at once.

It's Valentine's day and I'm CRASHING OUT! 💘💢 [1/4] #comic

what's more romantic than beating up the worst couple in Elden Ring? Come watch me fight the Godskin Duo LIVE on this weird Valentine's Day stream! twitch.tv/EmKUltra64

A reality show so awful that it literally destroys the world.

Yay! A new friend!

Gavin Newscum smokes mids

Hehehe I look so pressed

Curly playing bongos on Larry's gigantic ass.

Yoooo hell yeah!

Anecdote Skywalker

Watching @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social and @hausofdecline.bsky.social interacting on the dotmeow stream and I'm sitting here like this.

hey! I'm live with more Elden Ring! come hang out with me? twitch.tv/EmKUltra64

Showing up to the Paras Social and telling everyone about my close, personal friend Hbomberguy.

I am joining the Swedes in the war on Canada.

I'M IN THE VOICE CHAT NOW! EVERYONE HOP ON IN AND SAY HOWDY!🤠

THE BIG LIVESTREAM IS HAPPENING RIGHT FUCKING MEOW!!! COME JOIN US!!!!

I want to kill discord

Goth Bimbo Heathcliff - never hand over your government ID to a corporation

i think this is probably like top 5 posts ever

is it possible to beat bloodborne without leveling up? well, yes. but is it possible for ME to beat it so, pathetic and small? would you like to find out twitch.tv/strongbadegirl

He's very mondo

related note, alarming amount of people that don't seem to understand hyperbole

A study that went too far - another bob haircut I know, I gotta change it up. Drawn in photoshop on an intuos with a half broken ProPen3

doing a tarot card reading using a mtg commander deck

If you say poyo enough times in a row it sounds like boil.

all the kinds of modern Indie Games: -"roguelike" (slot machine) -feelings -unlock/tech tree simulator -"god we hope northernlion plays this" -crunchy first person shooter -morrowind built by a single lunatic

Best advertisement I’ve seen so far at the Santa Barbara International Film Festival

Sorry about my strange speaking cadence! I'm not used to anyone actually paying attention to me long enough to finish a thought! 😁

This is your regular reminder that in the year 2000, Paul Rudd, with frosted tips, appeared in the Hong Kong film GEN-Y COPS as a bad guy (kinda). In the movie, he does martial arts, fights a robot, and, most shocking of all, does an entire scene in Cantonese.

mgs4 has been trapped, locked, sealed away on the ps3 for 18 fucking years man. if you had a baby the week mgs4 came out you could turn around and announce the news to your cigarette smoking gay son

I've never really played Castlevania, but I'm not ignorant, I know what it's about.

Tried sumthin diffurnt

You just know Snake is the kind of guy that while he was scooping out cans of dog food into bowls for his 50 dogs would just say fuck it and make an extra bowl for himself.

MGS4 IS BACK

God, I love being a New Yorker

“Sex workers are just gonna have to get over it when people repeatedly keep crossing their boundaries, it’s just human nature for people to want to bookmark any media post they like even if they’re not given permission to save it 🤷🏻‍♀️” Well then human nature needs to change 🤷🏻‍♀️

Oh theres also an old as hell open freight elevator where you have to tug on ropes to operate it.

21 HOURS FROM NOW!! DAS TOMORROW!!! ONE SLEEPS!!!!

Insane how stacked this is, what the fuck

what is yur favorite aminal? truvada answers ownlay

I'm actually a tulpa that was created when an oil rig in the Pacific ocean released a chemical lying dormant beneath the sea floor that caused a mass hallucination.