BREAKING: U.S. job growth for February revised sharply lower — from -92,000 to -133,000 jobs, marking the largest monthly job loss since December 2020.

CNN: Sources are telling us that recent U.S. Intelligence assessments found roughly half of Iran's missile launchers are still intact and that thousands of one way attack drones are still in Iran's arsenal tonight. That's despite daily U.S. And Israeli airstrikes.

According to the Times:

BREAKING: Hegseth forces Army Chief of Staff General Randy A. George to stand down and retire with immediate effect. [SOURCE: PENTAGON] Did he refuse an illegal order?

Lina Khan to Launch Economic Policy Center at Columbia www.wsj.com/us-news/law/...

Mike Lindell with tenure speaks www.mediaite.com/media/news/h...

HEADLINE OF THE DAY: 😆 #BuhBYE

Pam Bondi: abject failure

Fox News Viewers Have No Clue Trump’s Approval Rating Has Cratered www.mediaite.com/opinion/fox-...

Bondi blames @glennthrush.bsky.social

suitable for framing

Pam Bondi has learned her lesson. by Susan Collins

Hey, Pam.

BREAKING on MS NOW: A White House official has confirmed that Pam Bondi has been removed from her role as attorney general and that Todd Blanche is now acting interim attorney general.

See you in Nuremberg, Pam.

Fox News Reports Trump ‘Already Fired’ Pam Bondi

🚨BREAKING: Pam Bondi to be named Assistant to the Regional Special Envoy for The Shield of the Americas

Tina Peters update! still in prison

Christianity will triumph over Islam, a religion so monstrous that it forbids the use of alcohol. by Pete Hegseth

Start the clock.

No money for Americans because I wanted a war

You can see pretty clearly when the President decided to reassure a worried nation.

‘We’re going to bring them back to the Stone Ages, where they belong,’ the US president warned in a 19-minute address that dashed investors’ hopes of an imminent end to the conflict in the Middle East. ft.trib.al/LbOkU6J

We aren’t safer, and we aren’t greater. Link: buff.ly/36s04sF...

I am shocked. Shocked, I tell ya' @govevers.wisconsin.gov is a kind and gentle person... guess even the greatest gentlemen can only be pushed so much. @altnps.bsky.social

An actual tweet from the actual Secretary of Defense.

My three-year-old was watching the president's address when she turned to me gravely and asked "Daddy, why can't I understand what the nice orange man is saying?" And when I told her "Because America elected a narcissistic sociopath in steep cognitive decline," she started crying.

Oil Prices Surge During Trump’s Primetime Address on Iran BWAHAHA!

say wuh?

There are a lot of countries that allow birthright citizenship, but there is only one stupid enough to make you president.

BREAKING: We just filed a complaint asking the Pentagon IG to investigate whether the flyover of Kid Rock's house violated any federal or DOD rules, how much taxpayer money was spent and Pete Hegseth’s decision to reverse Army personnel’s suspension.

Trump worse than Carter on inflation

"Thanks for submitting your information," Google tells me. "The verification process may take a few days. We’ll email you the results." a few days? does this need to go through Palantir and ICE first? GFY Google

"Try again," Google tells me "Make sure the image contains your ID, is in focus, and is well-lit." no, the image is sharp and clear and perfectly fine we're done, fuck you

"Can't upload this file type," Google tells me. "Make sure you're using a supported file format, such as PNG, PDF, or JPEG." it's a PNG and it's not corrupted

"This prompt has expired" Google tells me the instant it sends the prompt to my device, rendering it useless to verify my identity

GORSUCH: Do you think Native Americans are birthright citizens under your test? SAUER: Ah, I think ... so. I have to think that through.

elegant, important pieces like this -- at WIRED -- show that the glory days of american magazine writing are not behind us: www.wired.com/story/opposi...

Let's focus on something we ALL agree on: #ReleaseTheEPSTEIN_Files

Kristi, then why have you allowed drag shows in your own home, dear? #RepublicanHypocrites

I look forward to the next president and SecDef recalling Kegsbreath to active duty and court martialing his ass from here to Leavenworth.

Context: helicopter pilots can do flybys of Kid Rock’s house regardless of regs because THAT’S BITCHIN. We’re led by fatuous 12-year-olds.

Trump signs yet another fake executive order www.mediaite.com/politics/tru...

Federal Judge Orders Trump to Stop Building White House Ballroom Federal Judge Smacks Down Trump’s Executive Order Defunding NPR and PBS: ‘Unlawful and Unenforceable’

Democrats hit +6 for the first time this midterm cycle on the Real Clear Politics generic congressional ballot test average www.realclearpolling.com/polls/state-... In the last blue wave cycle, 2018, Democrats were at +7.3 in RCP on Election Day

Last month I asked a rep from the U.S. Attorney's Office in Chicago about petty offense citations filed over allegations of people assaulting/impeding federal agents during Midway Blitz. That rep now tells me the office has received 28 such citations to date, 26 of which have been dismissed.