*twirls moustache while tying this fetching post to the tracks of your train of thought*

... Oh.

We dealt with these fallow and impotent grifters on DSC all the time. We mocked them in the room, constantly. Feeble, dusty clowns who make their coin in the most pathetic manner possible. May they forever sit on tacks and wallow in their own spewed shit.

god this is a horrible time in history to possess even an iota of knowledge about privacy issues or data ethics

デカい方が弱い(物理) #創作百合 #GL

She is running from the house amidst a storm of accusations, despite hail, with someone else's memories.

dismantle the BBC

Meanwhile, elsewhere: AWAWAWAWA STOP

ENEMY COMMUNICATIONS INTERCEPTED STOP CONSIST SOLELY OF QUOTE AWAWA UNQUOTE WITH DIFFERING NUMBER OF WAS STOP HAVE REFERRED TO CRYPTANALYSIS STOP

something something two trucks something yuri

The work of the inimitable miraclebutt.bsky.social

"How many angels can dance on the head of a pin" is a military question. It depends entirely on how much pin territory they will be able to seize from the occupant faeries

social deduction party game where you play as nuns, one of whom is possessed by a succubus. you take turns kissing each other, making careful note of where this makes you feel the devil. after each round of kissing, you confess your suspicions to your closest sister. and take a vote on who to shun

"Villains!" I shrieked, "dissemble no more! I admit the deed! --tear up the planks! --here, here! --it is CERVEZA CRISTAL!" 🎵🎵🎵🎵 "CERVEZA CRISTAL!"

Okay WAIT so the dear friend who animated this cover is now on Bluesky so I can properly tag her now @ciociababa.bsky.social 👁️✨👁️✨👁️✨

"em dashes are AI" i didn't memorize alt+0151 and option+shift+hyphen to be accused of such treachery

Hollywood continually seems “caught by surprise” by things that have been extremely obvious for an embarrassingly long time, like “women like to watch hot guys make out” and “Black people have money”

"remember to change your password and use 2FA" MY DUDE NONE OF THAT WOULD HAVE PREVENTED WHAT HAPPENED HERE, YOU ARE THE ONE WHO GOT HACKED, NOT AN INDIVIDUAL USER

I don't know if this is the worst ever response to "we got hacked and shitloads of your biometrics got stolen" but it's up there

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Yeah, it do be like that youtu.be/35G7G4JMmSs

"...Miss should probably also not answer the door to any men from the Ministry."

"The true purpose of the Doll Bomb Squad is not for this one to culminate in glorious purpose after all, Miss, but to vivisect its comrades, pregnant with likewise potential, in order to defuse it. This one asks leave to languish abjectly in the coal cellar until you require tea, Miss."

"This one apologises for starling you, Miss. Yes, it has been five months since this one volunteered to be requisitioned by the Doll Bomb Squad. Yes, this one's instructors were very pleased with its aptitude. Only yesterday did this one discover their perfidious deception and defect, Miss."

What's scarier? The beast, or the one holding its leash?

"you affirm that you offer up this power willingly, ensign" "yes" "explain yourself" "hierarchy's not going to dismantle itself, captain. I'm most useful to this community as a weapon" "you understand that you can revoke this consent at any time outside of combat" "yes, captain. safeword: echo"

"I've emptied a few since I've calibrated the sights, but she's sharp enough to do the job" "nice trick, ensign. will it keep you alive" "it has so far, sir" "you're not being graded for style here. flashy can get you killed" "right, sir" "you have to blink eventually" "was that an order, sir"

"like, weeds, they say, princess" "I don't understand" "you wouldn't" "what does a plant know of pain" "not, really the point" "I understand the analogy. I disagree with its application" "you would, wouldn't you" "why is it that you all think you're cleverer than me" "we, are, your highness"

Art doesn’t get censored because it might make people immoral or violent. It gets censored because it might make them realize that there are different ways to live than the prescribed hegemony crammed down our throats

the people that put down socialist and communist systems as "sure, they work *in theory* but..." completely ignore that acquiring capital without exchange is the logical endpoint of an unchecked capitalist system. all systems work in theory. people are the problem.

we simply do not talk enough about how much of modern capitalism has pivoted away from providing goods and services in exchange for money and into inconveniencing and harassing people with fees, surcharges, and delayed invoicing for long enough that they give you money just to make it stop

Hey girl, whatcha reading? Oh.

Fandom is a relationship to capital, and it's approximately "bumbling henchman to a Disney villain"

I'm only slightly shitposting when I say AO3 is a political project to legitimise fanworks by firmly reassuring art-landlord corporations that No Shareholders Were Harmed In Making Bucky Barnes Take A Seventeen-Inch Omegaverse Cock; it's not value-neutral web hosting for fiction

the massive genres that are all based on a trope or popular concept, like rebirth/reincarnation, reborn in another world, battle royale stories, soul mate stories, abo universes... all of it transforms an idea that already existed but we dont separate that the way we do fanfic bc it makes money

any movie that involves the concept of "santa" and christmas is transformative fiction of the santa myth any story involving christian angels and demons is transformative fiction of christianity any vampire story is transformative fiction of the vampire mythos ALL FICTION IS TRANSFORMATIVE

best reasons to make art: #1. horny #2. you found something weird and fucked up inside yourself and you want to work through it #3. angry. #4. all of the above at once.

The backlash of the last 15 years or so most obvious in paypro stuff and the prosecution of Backpage is part of this constant readjustment to forestall any possibility of alliance between whores and wives. It has fuck all to do with feminism although feminist are often recuperated by it.

The regulation of sex work so it remains a shameful poverty trap and never a way to get out from under the abusive fist of a husband is one of the priorities of patriarchal states going back 5000 years. The wild instability of capitalism has that regulation changing at breakneck speed.

middle aged catgirl grows into catwoman, takes a meowrtgage to put the meow in homeowner

Disabled people are not expendable. The elderly are not expendable. Children are not expendable. Worth should never be tied to economic productivity. If we protected the most vulnerable in society, everyone would be better off.

I feel my education somewhat prepared me for the possibility things might backslide to the 30s and 40s but no one said I should watch out for things going back to the fucking middle ages.

In my mechsplo story the some imperialists are going to protest the mistreatment of my characters by going down to city hall (or wherever), dancing in front of it for 2 hours before getting a group photo and going home.

It's just nice that now 4 generations can all bond in gathering around a bonfire and talking about the illegal invasion of the foreign country to install oil companies Gen Alpha was feeling left out of the Adult Talk, so here you go! Nice

second degree murder, and specifically depraved heart murder, wherein the accused doesn't actively plan to kill a specific person or people but acts with callous disregard for human life - like firing a gun into a crowd or driving drunk - should apply to decisions made by CEOs and heads of industry

Klingon: Glory to your house. Gen X:... Klingon: Sorry, glory to your rental.

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Assassin Girl in crime sandbox

If monkfruit implies nunfruit, monkfish must imply mermaids in wimples