This is a master class.

We all know the Thorns are going to be dead last at releasing theirs. #BAONPDX

Carli Lloyd. Or for the Portland peeps, Rene Gonzalez.

I may have some regret of my purchase of a "I want to get to second base with Mark DeRosa" t-shirt from one of those vendors outside of Wrigley Field.

Real haters aren’t surprised by Cal Raleigh being a boring cop

It's especially delightful that he couldn't be in court to receive news of yet another legal defeat because he was in custody in connection with an assault for which he has just been charged.

I have never had the Timbers contact me this much to buy tickets. How desperate are they? #RCTID

For today’s #Cubs game, the starting pitchers are Horton & deGrom. Good thing the game isn’t on TV, who would want to watch that?

$7 million PER MONTH on lobster tail and $15 million per month on ribeye is a small price to pay for the war fighting precision and brilliance of Hegseth’s Pentagon! Why waste that money on healthcare, medical research, arts funding, SNAP benefits, or education?

thinking about how this guy has had dozens of teammates who are hardcore Trump supporters

Beautiful setup in the radio booth in honor of Troy Murray.

WE HAVE BEEN FIGHTING HIM TO STOP THE DEPORTATION OF IRANIANS THAT HAPPENED A WEEK BEFORE THE FUCKING WAR STARTED. Including a gay couple.

oh good i was worried it was white supremacy and capitalism

Every time I open a news app or site and this story isn’t being discussed or featured prominently I feel like I’m losing my mind. Do not look away.

Can't claim to have any idea what's in Messi's contract, but, he's big enough to make the choice he did

What I picture it's like for a woman going on a first date in 2026

Those teams could also choose to leave Twitter though, no?

Am I surprised that a man who was able to thrive at a company where women weren't allowed in the same room as the boss, because he'd grope them, appears to have no ethical backbone? Not even a little.

It's nice that Albert Pujols' great grandchildren get to see him manage in the WBC.

Awe don't rip off the Girl Scouts you jerks

Important to remember that the Cubs non-tendered Schwarber and gave Happ a contract extension.

Please, please write your ticket rep and let them know this stupid light show makes it impossible for some of us to go to the stadium or watch a game on tv. I shouldn’t have to choose the Timbers or a migraine. So fucking stupid. #RCTID

Imagine all the cool, fast trains we could have with the billions we spend on bombs.

This goal by TROY MURRAY sent the Blackhawks on an improbable run to the 1989 Campbell Conference finals. He was a special player and person. #RIP youtu.be/zko64dyOMAU?...

Christ 🤦

Hey @thornsfc.com why didn't you play the Mexican national anthem before the game? #baonpdx

So just to be clear the FA rule is that Emi Martinez is strictly forbidden from promoting betting companies except for every time he puts on an Aston Villa shirt

I say we just extend all our veterans by a year and see if they've really all lost their legs or if it's the manager.

Andy and Mo? That's fucking right.

Is Mexico the only WBC team with good jerseys?

there is a very real public threat to the lives of Iran’s women’s national team players after state media accused them of being “wartime traitors” for refusing to sing the anthem. surely @ausgov.bsky.social cannot allow these players to return to Iran?! www.smh.com.au/sport/soccer...

If you took $1 billion and gave it to the endowment of a different small college each day, they could each provide a free college education to several hundred students per year in perpetuity. Instead we are using that money to bomb schools and kill students in Iran, for no clearly stated purpose.

Emergence Of First Right Wing Soccer Club In The USA Has Major League Soccer Trumpeting Inter Miami As A New Benchmark www.thenutmegnews.com/current/2026...

Tottenham should fire the interim coach. Every week a new coach

fifa just walked in assuming world cup host cities would bend over backwards for them as per, and this random council said "nah you have to pay the bills or no games here".

Turns out lawlessness is not a winning strategy. See you at Nuremberg 2.0

Love all these Spring training games that you can neither watch nor listen to. 🙄

A lot of people say AI isn't very good for the world and its outputs are routinely unreliable, but these haters fail to see how it's revolutionizing how we incinerate schoolchildren.

We should just ban short term rentals instead.

I will say, the Sephora branding of the #Unrivaled refs has always struck me as on point, because refs tend to make it up as they go along.

Another year, another playoffs in which refs fall over themselves to help out breanna stewart

Breanna Stewart ruining as much as she can in the span of days, if not hours.

The Championship gets Terfed in the end. #Unrivaled

Holy hell this man has had it out for Tiffany Hayes all night so this scabby woman with terf shoes can win. #Unrivaled

This is such an incredibly unsatisfying end to #Unrivaled

Canada plz score, this game is boring and I want a shootout

never, ever, ever, ever accept "how will you pay for it?" as an argument against social programs.