Happy St. Patrick’s Day ☘️ from Dublin. 🎥 : Chats In The Flats

I thought mountbatten-windsor was the prince of pdf files!

Does anyone have a Daily Dose of what's happening with the middle East? I don't have the mental capacity to be online and track down the latest updates and it's changing with Tango Tits doing stupider daily.

Currently 4 hours into this mix in the car over multiple days. It's sublime and it took me aaaaages to find the original post that cropped up on my feed just so I could share it from the source. Not ashamed to say that there's loads of stuff I don't know in here too.

Sod it, although tempting to just watch Bodø

#NUFC games aside there have been some absolutely honking refereeing displays in the #UCL this season. I thought the European refs had a better reputation than the English ones...turns out they're all incompetent 🤷‍♂️ #LEVARS

The BBC are really going out of their way to not call these The Peter Files.

It's definitely safe to assume that these rags are just spouting utter shit but it's good to know which exact shit in case too. The UK press have a proper pro Israel hard on despite you know..... genocide

One other thing that I found hilarious about last night was when Barca scored, Joao Cancelo was kissing the badge and giving it the big ten nowt. He's only been at Barca since Jan and he's on loan from Al-Hilal after being booted out of city and Bayern not wanting him 🤣 #NUFC

Lewis Hall last night was outstanding and deserved MOTM for me. Video shamelessly stolen from Instagram and muted the hideous music. #NUFC

every time my friends who work at big tech talk about their jobs these days it sounds like this

Yes, hello, is that God? Yeah, hi. I have a complaint. You gave me this brain that’s designed for finding berries and avoiding lions and now people are ‘just circling back’ to see if we can ‘move the needle’ on ‘key initiatives’? NONE of those things are berries.

Gutted about the result but sums up our season. Dubious refereeing live but also sums up our season #NUFC

On the train to toon.....is this the way to Barcelona? The lads are gonna show up and give it a go and I'm gonna drink pints. #NUFC

Commentators: There's no need for that, nobody wants to see that. Spectators:

Has anyone checked the bookies?

I'd be out of the job if I didn't have to retrofit landing zones to companies though 🙈

Talk radio that's only available to Northern Irish accents

Does FIFA do a prize for economics

I think my favourite Twitter bot ever was the one that called out organisations on #IWD with their gender pay gap statistics. Probably not enough organisations on here to make it worthwhile porting

Me: Contacts company about product Them: Yes we have plently available Me: Sorry for not replying sooner! I have money dysmorphia and spent the past 8 weeks justifying what is a really small amount of money to most people when I have no issues spending more than twice this for trivial things.

Pretty difficult to refute a single thing in this perfect assessment of where the f**k we are, from @iandunt.bsky.social:

The disturbing part here that’s not mentioned is that AI used outdated information to target a Girls School that used to be part of the military complex 10 YEARS ago

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How do you know I'm in a Company All Hands meeting and they're announcing long service awards.

It has been a long time since I started working on this side project, and DLL Pickle is finally ready for an RC! This #PowerShell module is a DLL pre-loader that helps you avoid version conflicts when connecting to Microsoft Az, Graph, EXO, Teams, and SPO! github.com/SamErde/DLLP...

ICYMI: If you use SQL Server on a non-Windows OS, and want cool Query Store reports, go here. github.com/jdanton/quer... It's beta, but it works, and I'd like some more feedback.

This is still absolute 🔥

Panini Stickers have a lot to answer for here www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

I've changed my mind AI can actually replace me. They finally invented the machine that gets progressively more ambitious ideas and then gives up

Trying to look enthusiastic in the Monday morning zoom call after a weekend of mainlining the news.

Every weird old dude going into power, ready to start illegal wars, instead of just golfing like nature intended.

Yesterday was grassroots football, straight to the #NUFC game then down to Catton for a Parmo when I got home then reluctantly watching MOTD for a better view of how Pope can't catch 🤦‍♂️

#BHAFC U21 down to 10 men after pulling down Neave (I think) and Neave converting the penalty for #NUFC U21s. Wish he got some time on Tuesday as well as Murphy

Pretty sinister of all those woke conspirators to live and work in that area for years just so they could one day vote against Matt Goodwin.

Why the fuck should they work for the good of an economy that gives them absolutely nothing back in return?

You can say this all you like … but in a country where the social contract has been so broken that higher education costs you a lifetime of debt, two people working full time can’t get on the housing ladder and childcare costs mean they can’t afford a family … can you blame them for saying “fuck it”

Don't know what's been worse, listening to Steve Bruce on co comms on talksport on the way home or watching this shit now I'm here. Dreadful football from both teams #EVEMUN

To show how close the EPL is this season, looking at these fixtures today (even the bookies odds) they could go either way. The only one that's dead on, or should be, is Chelsea v Burnley #NUFC

I'm a Brummie. I have a bison in my bathroom.

Aidan Harris goal for the #NUFC U21s tonight. Take a bow

Staggered by how many people on my feed watch ToTP. Is it an age thing as my growing up was 90s boy bands and mostly shit so not really wanting to reminisce about that too much. Or do I just happen to align musically with people slightly older than me? 🤔

Love a goalkeeper goal!

Bored of managers praising the opposition in their press conferences. Would be more fun if they roasted each other. “Eddie, Eddie, your boys couldn’t hit a cow’s arse with a banjo…when do you last score at our magnificent stadium? 1935?” #nufc

People say Britain is an equal society, yet its constitution reserves power for people because of who their parents were. Hereditary legislators in the Lords. A head of state by birthright. You can’t preach equality while governing by magic blood. @mrjamesob.bsky.social @lbc.co.uk #lbc

Always excited by an Apparat release and sampled a few tracks from the EP and they're great

El Khanouss impressed me when he was with Leicester last season. Inverted right winger and scored both against Celtic tonight. Only on loan at Stuttgart too and his name was linked start of the season 🤨🤔 #NUFC