If I wanted to get a speech designed, printed and framed. Where would you get this done? Found an online service but it was nearly £70 for some basic designs I wasn't keen on. Any folks here that could do that?

Benjamin Sesko watching himself sign for Man Utd:

Outstanding business from #NUFC

No Radiohead tickets for me

Oh my 🤤

subscriptions >>> shop.viz.co.uk/viz345bs

Seen Becky Langley and a couple of the lasses going into the #NUFC store earlier. Wonder if the new retro releases on 9th had sobering to do with it. Photo shoot or something?!

This was always going to happen it was just about when. Footballers aren't exactly known for their morals. Glad it's done and we can stop hearing about it. Won't be watching any sky sports coverage with Carragher being insufferable though...he was bad enough as it is. #NUFC

Sitting watching the Rayo Vallecano v Barca match and they're definitely beatable at St James Park. Can't wait for Burn to flatten Yamal #NUFC

With today's bonkers prices and transfermarkt valuing him at £32m it'd be interesting to see how much it would actually cost to buy him now. #NUFC

If you were looking for something worth watching tonight this Hibs game is a pretty decent watch. Pulled it back to 3-1 but Legia just scored in 95th minute to level it on aggregate again. #NUFC

#NUFC store in the MetroCentre says middle of September but only adults sizes 🙃

If 2025 could fuck right off that would be great!

Enjoying the sunshine while it lasts.

I'm available for Interim CEO positions FYI #NUFC

I don't run a football club as I'd be solely responsible for depreciating an asset for a laugh and shareholders tend to frown on that sort of stuff. #NUFC

The BBC radio news only tells us how many boats have arrived since labour took power with no other context. I'm not a data person but that's pandering bullshit.

Anyone know when the kids version of this is gonna be available? #NUFC Bairn wants it for his birthday but can't find any info on release date

Anyone know when the kids version of this is gonna be available? #NUFC Bairn wants it for his birthday but can't find any info on release date

Surely it will have to be anonymous as you won't see them 🤷‍♂️

Chloe Kelly’s goal celebration face is the exact look my sister used to give me behind our mum’s back when I was being told off

Lucy Bronze: "I played the whole tournament with a fractured tibia"

Well this Isak situation has made #NUFC a little bit of a dull place to read 😂 Can we just see what happens and look forward to the season starting given we've still got an entire month to go of the window. Hopefully Tino and Hall get on the pitch together tomorrow 🙏

New emoji hotkey in @microsoftteams.bsky.social is rolling out so it's no longer `(` Can now disable Rocket for Teams as it's a sensible hotkey like every other app in the world 😍

How does one inject secrets as *files* inside a container running in Azure Web App? I have a file with encryption keys in a custom format that can't be just replaced by Azure Key Vault, so I'd like to inject it as a file mapped inside the container image.

How glamorous Wilma!

New emoji hotkey in @microsoftteams.bsky.social is rolling out so it's no longer `(` Can now disable Rocket for Teams as it's a sensible hotkey like every other app in the world 😍

Can't believe it's been 6 years of being awarded. The past 12 months especially have been challenging and whilst my community contributions have changed with less public speaking I hope to think I have still helped some people along the way. Here's to another 12 months 🍻 #MVPBuzz

Pupdate

This can do one. I'm sweating sitting still!

Behold! How the internet is currently functioning in my house......and probably a more robust solution then some enterprise setups.

Behold! How the internet is currently functioning in my house......and probably a more robust solution then some enterprise setups.

Feels

Please send halp. Human won't feed us early Pupdate

Gonna tap out of the #NUFC news until the footy starts back up. I can't be arsed to be outraged, speculate or care enough about what rumours are going around, I just want to watch the footy. I'll come back on Saturday.

Pupdate Down to 4 and a Moose

if you think AI is going to take over the world, you are an idiot. if you think AI is useless and no one wants it, you are an idiot. the only correct take is my exact combination of nuanced opinions on the subject. if you disagree, you are wrong, and also an idiot

30°c yesterday and had to shift all of this. Bit sunburnt Most people would have a chilled do today..... Me, I'm fitting skirting boards 🥵

Some sort of gang warfare is playing out amongst the locals. Looks like the pups have got some beef 🥁 #Pupdate

This company might want to think about a rebrand.

We ran a randomized controlled trial to see how much AI coding tools speed up experienced open-source developers. The results surprised us: Developers thought they were 20% faster with AI tools, but they were actually 19% slower when they had access to AI than when they didn't.

Congratulations to all Microsoft MVP's who've been renewed today! Also a huge shout out to CPMs who support our MVPs - Some of whom were caught up in the recent layoffs - Their support was invaluable during my time as an MVP, and I'm sure other MVPs feel them same.

Was buzzing to see Ludovico Einaudi @theglasshouseicm.bsky.social until I seen the ticket prices! £95 - £112 Totally obscene. there's absolutely no way I can justify over £200 for a concert/gig. Assisting making classical more mainstream then pricing folk out of seeing it live is an odd choice!

Was about to order something from the #NUFC website for the bairn and I know you used to get blue light NHS discount in store but can't see anywhere to get the discount online. Have they removed the discount or just not available online?

Been tuning into @maryannehobbs.bsky.social since her new slot on a Sunday evening. Perfection for making food whilst also exposing the puppies to different noises 😆

Good to Garang Kuoll in and around the academy lads still as it's gone quiet on him. Still see him out on loan again but domestic league 1 or something for the physicality. #NUFC

Not related to the conversation at all but this absolute monster track just popped into my head and much to the family's dismay it's probably gonna be a lairy music weekend 😬 Special Request - Replicant

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