11 mins into this and it's sublime! Gutted I never got tickets to see them do this live 😍

Willock looked knackered there! He needed to come off. Good game otherwise. #NUFC

That's gotta be hall and Miley playing wing backs in a 3-5-2. Fucking bring it on, nowt to lose #NUFC

Haven't done a Pupdate in a while.

Is spring here yet?

Microsoft has confirmed it will hand over BitLocker encryption recovery keys to the FBI. You definitely should not be accepting Microsoft’s default of storing BitLocker keys in the cloud when signing into Windows with an MS account www.theverge.com/news/867244/...

Still plenty of catching up to do in revenue terms. #NUFC

Scored a ticket for #NUFC v PSV tonight. On the train into town now, few shandies and a win please lads.

Google introduced a new Family Link setting to limit the amount of time kids can scroll YouTube shorts.

My first Lake District snowdrops 🤍 spring is just around the corner

Let's see what season 2 is about. Held off so I didn't have to wait and watch weekly.

@gnocfc.bsky.social advises me this could be a first edition with misprint and quite rare 🤔 Confirmed run out numbers and looks legit. Actually got two copies in this free pile too.

Ooh don't mind if I do

Big coat weather

Rule change idea for penalties. Both teams have to take penalties simultaneously at opposite ends of the pitch to make it harder to figure out who's winning on the pitch. Best out of 7 as they'll take them quicker

Was canny of Newcastle and Leeds to play a 90's style football match to celebrate the Adidas retro kit reveal this week #NUFC

The Jonjo Shelvey Undr the Cosh episode is worth a watch. Ashworth wouldn't give him a year extension then the Forest/Cooper falling out covered. Shame given his goal against Leeds was a the turning point of that season. #NUFC

Back from the archives. back on the Tyne. ✨🖤🤍 Introducing the Newcastle United adidas 95 Collection, available 13th January. Become a Mags+ Member by 12pm, Saturday 10th Jan for your chance to get early access.

I "acquired" a free box of records and went through them tonight. Proper 80s vibe throughout. Jan Hammer - Crockett's Theme from Miami Vice II www.discogs.com/release/1169...

I "acquired" a free box of records and went through them tonight. Proper 80s vibe throughout. Jan Hammer - Crockett's Theme from Miami Vice II www.discogs.com/release/1169...

I was actually calling for joelinton to be sent off so I at least got something from the horrendous display #NUFC

NUFC going 2 nil up is like the start of Casualty when some kid with braces is away to fly a kite near a pylon, you know something bad is happening, but what? I'm no Eileen Drury but you've got to question what the fuck is going on with these lads

I stuck a quid on #NUFC to win and my wife made me stick a quid on for someone to be sent off so exhilaration or capitulation incoming.

Watching #AFCON to kill some time before the #NUFC match. It's almost like a parody of football at times but so entertaining to watch. Two teams going hell for leather at each other with so little regard for the rules.

Stockings were added with removable hooks. Found some 80s foil garland things in a charity shop for 50p.....tempted to stick them on vinted 😍 Need some permanent artwork for above there now

Well, I gave a funk.. Thanks for the ♥️ on the final Block Party for the Huey Show on 6 Music. A P-Funk spesh to celebrate the 50th anniversary of Mothership Connection. I just uploaded an extended version of the mix to Soundcloud & HearThis. I usually wait til it drops off BBC Sounds but funk it.

Pre-cooking everything I possibly can so tomorrow is Irish coffee for breakfast, Bailey's coffee for 2nd breakfast and wine whilst cooking the rest. All veg prepped and ready to go. Hope everyone's 2026 is less shit than their 2025 🫶🏻

In my mission to find alternative Christmas music instead of the same dozen shitty songs here's a reggae version of walking in the air.

Stuck in the hospital so watching Chef. Such a feelgood movie and brilliant soundtrack

Left without comment #NUFC

Another day in the RVI. Hopefully home tomorrow but find out tomorrow morning 😞

Perfect for some mundane motorway driving. Craig Armstrong and Liz Fraser 😍

Should have been at the #NUFC game today but had to bring the bairn to RVI last night and going to be in until at least tomorrow. Nowt to lose, get into them and Eddie Howe masterclass incoming. Miley MOTM again

Aye all that money trickling down and regulations at the top to prevent clubs going just. Shame it never makes it too far down the pyramid

First cost of osmo oil to bring the grain out 😍

For three years now I've promised to find a solution for hanging stockings and theack of symmetry in the existing stone is a bit odd. This year I finally did something about it 😇

Thought both teams were shit today and #NUFC lost it by a shit defensive header from a centre forward. I'd like to know if Thiaw gave him a shout as he had a piss easy header behind him. No head loss here but we desperately need to find some form and go on a run.

Joelinton in midfield this afternoon #NUFC

2025 has been fucking shit. I've been off work since the 1st August and will continue to be off work until January. Hug your loved ones, prioritise family over anything and if you're struggling then please don't do it silently. #FuckCancer

12yo last night. Lock up your horses it's gonna be carnage on Sunday #NUFC 🤦‍♂️

Kids wanted a PS5 for Christmas. Can't wait to give them the ultimate console instead.

I think I seen a wild @stja.bsky.social in South Beach Greggs earlier.

New training kit 👀 #NUFC My son is going to bankrupt me

Anywhere to watch the U21 game? #NUFC

New De La Soul album just dropped with some insane features.

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Mozzarella bites dipped in tomato soup as god intended

Snaa on the hills this morning. Got the kids to school fortunately