Lying on the ring app to convince people that police are searching for illegal fireworks with drones just so there are fewer fireworks going off all night.

The rural poor love Trump and aren’t worthy of saving. Fuck them.

For sale: bondage gear, never used.

I fear that I will find myself too late.

I feel like having limits at all is stupid tbh.

I don't suppress my emotions I just feel really intense emotions for 5 seconds and then implement firewall controls on them.

Ken Paxton just gave an Epstein-style deal to a pedophile. Paxton released Adam Hoffman — an admitted child rapist — back on our streets after Paxton’s rich lawyer friend got involved. The Epstein Class has no place in Texas. Ken Paxton has no place in the US Senate.

I suppose a major question would be which countries are experiencing the vibecession. I haven't seen much talk about it outside a US context but I don't know if that is because it doesn't happen elsewhere or because this is an American centric website.

This is true but also it's not going to magically change. People always will connect poverty with crime so if you want to make an impact in their heads you need to reduce poverty and homelessness.

Does "Detroit" include the metro? I grew up in Metro Detroit and lived around Ann Arbor and everybody I knew loved Detroit.

generally think that if your response to "this is loser shit" is "are you triggered?!?!?" then you're just demonstrating the truth of "this is loser shit"

Since acting Attorney General Todd Blanche has confirmed that “Anybody in this country is eligible to apply if they believe they are a victim of weaponization,” I decided to apply for reparations. Here is a template if you want to draft your own demand: shero.substack.com/p/everyone-c...

My Sun and Moon

Colorado is one of 18 states that allow citizens to recall a governor. Just saying…

Been wanting a Hank Green podcast to add to the rotation. Can't wait!

Main thing I'm learning here is I am not culturally millennial.

It is absolutely essential that #waleg do this in the next session so we can actually enact the Second Reconstruction that we need, if we have a Democratic President come 2029. So why aren’t any legislators advocating for it?

"We have a moral obligation to understand the world if we are going to act upon it." This really succinctly puts why I feel so strongly about telling the truth about all things as much as possible.

I get a lot of RNC texts on my work phone and they are already talking about Platner's tattoo. Not great!

Just watched a bald eagle steal a rotisserie chicken from a bunch of crows in a strip mall parking lot, and then watched the crows chase him into the distance. Never leaving this place.

pragmatism in service of principle is probably a better approach than toothless moderation for its own sake

I listened to Kelly's conversation with Rebecca Solnit and I recommend it. I was particularly struck with what Solnit says here: truthout.org/audio/hope-i...

Will Stancil on being harassed by right wing weirdos.

This is happening in the middle of Tel Aviv 👏🏼👏🏼👇🏼💙

I want to start a restaurant called Dippin' Dave's. Where everything is some form of dip or sauce and foods to dip into them.

Maybe don't go to Nazi rallies if you don't want to be affiliated.

Maybe tomorrow.

I started following @scalzi.com on here before I read any of his books and thought he was delightful. I just blasted through the first part of Old Man's War and it's amusing to be able to see his persona reflected back in the writing. Really enthralling read so far.

With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars. We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director. Please stand by for more.

Drunk enough to spill my secrets, not drunk enough to volunteer therm.a

Every once in a long while I'm depressed and then get drunk and smash a plate of the most mediocre nachos that taste amazing and understand how alcoholism exists.

A while back I commissioned a wedding gift for two dear friends from @amyraehill.bsky.social and tonight I was able to give it to them! She turned my friend's photo of the northern lights from their engagement trip into a gorgeous ceramic tea set and I could not be happier with the result.

Local Beach Water Tests Positive for Viagra: tinyurl.com/mr4x8zcx

This is more or less a written warning that Vance will be excommunicated if he continues.

If you ever walk into a long standing restaurant and wonder "How the hell is this place still open?" It's probably because the food is bomb so they don't need to care about anything else.

Why would you say the rapes didn't matter?

Just because he backed off shouldn’t stop efforts to remove him. He is dangerous and cannot be left in power.

Donald Trump must be removed from office for threatening war crimes and genocide. Speaker Johnson: bring the House back into session. Invoking the 25th Amendment and impeachment must be on the table, but Congress should also move on a War Powers resolution to stop Trump.

One horse is a tragedy, a million humans is a statistic, or something.

Donald Trump is deranged. He must be impeached and removed from office. Republicans who don’t stop him will have blood on their hands, and anyone who carries out an order to bomb civilian targets will be complicit in war crimes and will be held accountable.

25th amendment. Impeachment. I will support any avenue to remove Donald Trump from office. We cannot leave this man in charge of America’s nuclear weapons as he threatens to end an entire civilization. And Congress must not fund this reckless administration.

The President is openly threatening genocide. A crime against humanity. He must be removed from office. The 25th Amendment must be invoked. If not, Congress has to do our damn job. Speaker Johnson, call us into session. War powers & impeachment. Remove this man from office.

I love military aviation from a technical perspective but I genuinely can't imagine making a spectacle of it when I know they are being used to do war crimes and kill civilians.

JFC Just don’t invite him in the first place. You’re setting yourselves up to fail.