Here at the Portland #NoKings, the costumes are ON POINT.

Y’all, I got married today!

LA: we will fight you. Chicago: we will fight you. PDX: we will make you endure week after week of of improv theater.

October is my favorite.

As seen in “war ravaged” Portland today.

Holy shit, WNBA. The Minnesota coach just got ejected from the game.

“And just 'cause he's gone, it doesn't change the fact He was a bastard in life, thus a bastard in death, yeah” Just some random Death Cab for Cutie lyrics that have been swimming around in my head for a week or so.

I don't care who it is, political violence is not OK.

This was my entire day yesterday. Dammit, birthdays.

Fiancé and I just booked a staycation at a hotel tonight that has an indoor/outdoor pool. We don’t have central A/C in our house (only window units) so I can’t wait to crank that baby down!

Well, my review of the series finale of "And Just Like That" is.... I liked Carrie's Thankgiving outfit. And also.... a human named EPCOT?!?!?!?

Slightly diminish a band: Jimmy Eat One Continent at Most

Cool cool cool. Oh wait; not cool AT ALL. I moved AWAY from the heat of Florida!!!

I solved the 8/07/2025 New York Times Mini Crossword in 0:26! Is this what it feels like to do drugs? Cause I feel ELECTRIC!

I wonder if these are right brain/left brain tests sometimes when I get purple and blue but not yellow or green! Connections Puzzle #782 🟩🟦🟩🟨 🟩🟦🟨🟩 🟦🟪🟪🟪 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟨

What perfect album came out when you were 16?

Soooo I’ve got some news.

Channeled @victoriathetech.bsky.social the other day on my flight home and was very excited to watch some 30 Rock at altitude.

Saw this at the Portland airport. I didn’t realize your university had extracurriculars! @professorleisure.bsky.social

We did it! After 9 years we finally lived out the lesbian stereotype and moved in together. Just a little later than usual 😉

I was just trying to enjoy a BBQ with loved ones today and I see the former host of Celebrity Apprentice has dragged us into a war.

It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this

Excellent source of fresh air for this mental health day.

9 years since Pulse. 9 years since my life changed forever and two friends and 47 others died. I hate June 12th.

Gimmick infringement!!!! Lawyer up, @professorleisure.bsky.social !!!

if you ever feel heavy because you care deeply about injustice, suffering and ecological destruction, remember that a trillion dollar propaganda machine was built to make you numb and it didn't work on you ✨

best one

HAWLEY: Let's see the Trump chart. You don't think it's a little bit anomalous that Trump has so many more nationwide injunctions against him? KATE SHAW: A very plausible explanation you have to consider is that he's engaged in much more lawless activity than other presidents

Post a banger that’s not in English. youtu.be/JqYhuwu614Y?...

Check out Park Stop's STOP HATE Fundraiser 2025's fundraising page - give.thetrevorproject.org/fundraiser/5... I just donated in honor of Eddie who we lost at Pulse 9 years ago. Everyone should donate and try to make pride mean something more this year!

Was this episode of And Just Like That written by AI????? It’s SO bad!!!!!

Go Ducks!!!!!!!! #softball

Is Tennessee gonna run rule this game in like the 3rd inning? This is insane! #softball

I miss the Portland airport pricing policies. I just paid $17 for a medium Jamba Juice at the airport here.

I’m in a Lyft on my way to the airport and my heart is so full. I needed this Disney fix like woah and while I wish I hadn’t had to do it alone, I’m glad I did. I’m glad there’s still a Disney park under 3 hours flight away even if it’s not MY home parks.

Well, I can die happy now!

This is why I only rode the two small rides in Cars land all day. And did turtle talk twice. Glad I could take it easy today since I am freaking SPENT.

Woman sitting next to me at Lamplight Lounge Boardwalk. She didn't wait for a bartender, she flagged down a completely different server just to order an iced tea. Way to take up a bar seat for that $6!

I’d like to thank the Craftsman Bar for existing.

Well definitely didn’t get out of bed as early as I planned. I’m ready for my last day at DCA though! I’m Mary Poppins, y’all!

Goodnight!

I did it! I rode all the original 1955 rides in honor of Disneyland 70! Now to get some sleep so I can be at DCA early tomorrow to beat the Grad Nite crowds on my last day at the parks!

There's a little girl behind me in line for Peter Pan that's right at butt height that keeps running into me and I have never wished so badly that I could fart on command.

Well I just sobbed on Main Street. #fireworks

Well I did all the original 1955 rides except for Peter Pan because of course it always had an insane line. Maybe I’ll get crazy and try to ride it after fireworks to complete the mission?

Same face!

Spoiler alert: “nowhere in particular” means hell.

Rebel Alliance for always!