wi$h li$t: i just want you

seated for THE LIFE OF A SHOWGIRL and i was so excited that i got back row seats and then we got here and i apparently looked at the map wrong because we are in the front row 😂 but they are huge comfy recliners so that helps 🪩

joes kc, perfect bbq stop before the theatre. OF COURSE it’s lunch rush and we walk in looking like showgirls (we left the boas in the car). no open table but i notice 2 guys on their lunch break sitting with 2 open so i asked if we could join them for lunch….⬇️

getting cockmogged by taylor swift was not on my list for tonight

May i one day hope to work half as hard as a Swiftie punching in information into Genius on Taylor Swift album launch night

TLDR: LOTS OF SEX HELPS

Taylor Swift made a sex album and sampled Pixies but it wasn't Bone Machine?

taylor swift definitely went to the sabrina carpenter school of sexual innuendos for this album

I AM SCREAMING CRYING LAUGHING AT YOUR TAYLOR SWIFT DICK COMMENTARY & HAD TO TELL U 🫶 I LOVE US

Congratulations Taylor Swift on all the sex.

if you told me two years ago i’d be listening to taylor swift song about travis kelces dick i wouldn’t have believed you.

Actually Romantic by Taylor Swift #tloas

Father Figure by Taylor Swift #tloas

wood by taylor swift:

Father Figure - Taylor Swift

wood by taylor swift

always kiss your friends or whatever taylor swift said

i didn’t even flinch when i heard taylor’s sexual explicit lyrics honey, you’ll understand when you’re 35, those hormones be hormoning

i’m very underwhelmed actually. it was fun but s o m e t h i n g doesn’t feel finished

i just want more 🥲🤷‍♀️ 12 songs went too fast pLaY iT aGaIn 🧡

[waking up]: oh, fuck off

“How am I supposed to be a Showgirl when I’m still at the restaurant” “How am I supposed to be a Showgirl when I’m still a tortured poet” It’s almost like sometimes you gotta do it with a broken heart. it’s kinda like that’s show business for ya!

which one am i to you though

“You cannot get through a single day without having an impact on the world around you. What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make.” Dr. Jane Goodall (1934 - 2025) 🫶

my infamy loves company ✨

I JUST GOT RESERVATIONS AT 1587 PRIME FOR TOMORROW I GET TO TRY THE ALCHEMY

this showgirl scares me but i’m so here for it 🫶 i’ve loved all the clues and cannot wait for 11pm tonight 🥳

SHE HAD THE AUDACITY TO ASK THE VIBE FRIDAY 🤣💃🪩

Me watching everyone’s shipping notifications come in.

i don’t know how people are getting reservations for 1587 Prime - but i’ll never give up requesting these 🙃 must. try. the. alchemy.

you wanna take a skate on the ice inside my veins?

taking a break from nursing to read through this emotional intelligence health stream 😮‍💨 it’s so depressing

🧡🫶

Always! Good morning! 🩷

ALMOST FORGOT!!! Please wake up all the Green Day fans!!! It's important!

🙃

october 1, 🧡 glad you’re here x

🖤🧡

Tuesday vibe

I love candy corn. I said what I said. 🖤

THEY CLOSED PUBLIC POOLS RATHER THAN SWIM WITH BLACK PEOPLE YOU ARE DEALING WITH THE SAME GROUP OF PEOPLE AS THE FOLKS WHO DID THIS PLEASE WAKE THE FUCK UP

i think it means she has the best fans 🧡

. How much hypocrisy y’all gotta see before you snap out of the “oh well” trance? They lying, stealing, clowning you daily in YOUR face… and folks still just scrolling. When’s enough actually enough? #supremecourt #Epstein #RFKjr #Caturday .

This isn’t today’s vintage book cover. Just a cool title I am adding to the TBR.

don’t waste any part

THE HAUNTED CASTLE (1896) is one of the earliest horror films. Early horror was mixed with comedy with serious scary fare only being peeled off later.