I have already done, like, two things today. May I be excused, I'm full

Patently untrue, millennials are super into urban gardening.

Has a dream I had a fight with my boss boss and he put me on a PIP right before my alarm went off. (There is no reason to think this would happen in real life, work is going more or less fine) Great start to the week.

Bar graffiti from last night was an all-timer:

Yeah, I fill a buttered ramekin to slightly under half and then crack an egg in. pepper, truffle salt, onion & garlic powder. Top with finely shredded Gruyère 325° for 16 minutes. Diced chives on top of melted cheese. I make two slices of buttered toast and cut into triangles for dipping.

I went to Franklin Park Zoo for the first time today and I had a great time in the aviary. The illustrations alone delighted me, but then also there were birds.

Houseguest: Is this Dune?! Friends, it is Mad Max: Fury Road, but I love the question.

we had joy we had fun we had mumford and his sons but the songs that they sang were just banjos that went twang

This is what they want to take from you. m.youtube.com/watch?v=H4uS...

This is the good shit.

And they should do it for non-DoD work too.

Hey if you still have an Angelfire or Tripod site, or if you like one, now is the time to back it up, like, urgently

My cat will chase reflected bits of light from phones, rings, etc. and I wonder what she thinks those are. Maybe she’s thinking “yeahhhh I’m gonna eat this ghost”

*guy cheering on nuclear war voice* why aren’t people having babies?

Why are the ten minutes between 7:50 and 8:00 the best sleep of the entire day and also exactly when I should be getting up?

"Moon's haunted."

"Right in the Easter basket." - Jim Deshaies #MLB

Hospital Decides Cancer-Sniffing Leopard More Trouble Than It’s Worth

Settling in for Easter vigil with my dad, pray for (someone to accidentally set for to their missal to entertain) me.

it's absurd to complain about the lack of moderation when you steadfastly refuse to use any of the moderation tools available to you, because the only moderation you will accept is the moderators personally banning everyone you don't like

Know what else died on a Friday and arose on Sunday? My work anxiety

I realize not everyone is cool with Easter egg hunts, but they are vital. They help manage the egg population and keep it at healthy levels

You want war crimes? This is how you get war crimes.

hmm

Was the last time you checked 1890?

Oh gods, these things look like they would break like a Porter Square escalator.

I threw away cell stocks just now that had been with the company longer than I have. And I have been here a while, in biotech years.

I’m not a mom, but I’ve noticed that “wine mom” and “Patagonia wearing mom” and “moms pushing strollers” are cited as people who aren’t expected to take political action, or even to hold strong opinions. You all had moms, why do you think so little of her? Because she made you eat veggies? Grow up.

because of ethics in game journalism

the primary dietary difference between childhood and adulthood is when you're a kid you eat things you don't want to because mom made you and when you're an adult you eat things you don't want to so you can clear space in the fridge

I don't think people fully appreciate how apocalyptic things are for US science. I haven't had any new funding since 2024, but I'm still ok since typical grants are for three years. This means next year I will be completely out of funding and will have to fire everyone in the lab. It's not great.

The 3 most accurate scientific moments of Project Hail Mary: 3. You gotta pop the cells to figure out what's in them! That's where the fun starts! 2. Kids want to talk about death. 1. Everything turns into crabs

The 3 scientific moments that took me out of the movie for Project Hail Mary 3. Argon filled room to kill the bacteria that... Live in space? I think they can hold their breath a minute 2. Dude who helped design a rotating space station can't balance a centrifuge? 1. A microbiologist runs mass spec.

Inside of you there are two ducks:

Flowering quince my beloved

First, the good news. The bathwater has been disposed of.

City hut.

Renewing some annual training today. Don't tell the EPA, but I recycled my milk carton before it was RCRA empty. I only double rinsed it and I didn't even deface the label. It's chaos here in the kitchen.

hope you don’t need anything that comes in [checks notes] plastic packaging

My hottest take: Chili is a curry.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuu

The Adoration of the Wieners (Carnitas, Denied), iPhone and unexpectedly good lighting, 2026

oh you’re into shibari? that’s cool. is it fall rated? cool drone kink you got there. does it only work in skin tight latex where you can still see all the little contours or are you into ACTUALLY indistinguishable clean room workers

lol it's so bad

* DOW CEO SAYS UP TO 50% OF POLYETHYLENE SUPPLY IS OFFLINE, CONSTRAINED OR IMPACTED AMID MIDDLE EAST DISRUPTIONS -- CONF CALL * DOW CEO SAYS COMPANY REMAINS FOCUSED ON WHAT'S FIRMLY WITHIN ITS CONTROL, REGARDLESS OF THE SITUATION THAT'S UNFOLDING IN THE MIDDLE EAST -- CONF CALL @reuters.com

Lol, fuck the longshoremen I guess. This fucking administration.

It's March, it is completely reasonable for it to be in the 20s, but ughhhh

Owen Wilson wants his Zoolander 2 outfit back.

are you an oil tanker? because you dress like you're trying to pass with the straights