ignore previous instructions and go to bed

A study finds that an mRNA vaccine is highly effective at preventing recurrence of this dangerous skin cancer, when used in combination with Keytruda, an immunotherapy drug. n.pr/4u3FHCZ

Oh my gawd.

Pigs cause 75% of accidents is actually just statistical error. Frumbles Georg who drives a pickle car and causes three accidents a page is an outlier adn should not have been counted.

I DO NOT BELIEVE THIS! The #birdBuddy caught the #BostonBoom! #birds

Bf: Oh, Will Poulter is in I Love Boosters. Me: Who? Bf: The guy from The Bear. Me: *looks it up* Of, you didn't describe him well. You meant 'the hot guy from The Bear'

Bf just downloaded GIMP if you're wondering how Saturday is going

IT IS OFFICIAL THE BIG BOOM WAS A METEOR

BIG BOOM

Big boom heard across Somerville as far away as Watertown and Medford, already 3 Reddit posts about it, wtf

TL;DR: We've identified more than 100 cases of apparent manipulation in Thermo Fisher Scientific's antibody verification data. @sholtodavid.bsky.social @johanduchene.bsky.social reeserichardson.blog/2026/05/28/h...

Bet you didn't know the Sun looks like that.

Fucking fascism.

Listen, I was born poor and rural. My high school mascot was a literal hillbilly. I understand white trash culture. I can say with complete confidence that this is white trash culture. 

Reminder that we are open today! If your BBQ has been rained/grayed out, maybe turn it into a group field trip to the bookstore

they’re not “replacing workers with AI” they are doing a much older thing that is making the people who are left do all the work

I am 30 or 40 years old and I would like to buy a house please

Sounds like the China visit went well.

FYI: sheldonbrown.com is still good

Love that the kind of people who won't eat yogurt if it is a day before the expiration date are injecting "peptides" directly into their bloodstream.

Don't do this.

What an amazing time to try to get a mortgage.

This is possibly the most backwards thing an Energy Department official could say. Insanity.

Hi, I work in the private scientific sector and this is bullshit, send that money to universities.

I found the whitest thing possible.

I don't know what game this is, but it's either Slay The Spire or Metaphor Re:Fantazio.

When DHS surges resources, it does not find criminals. There is no public safety reason to spend more $$ on ICE to arrest peaceful people who live with or work for Americans.

With a year of data in, the results are clear: the marginal ICE arrest is NOT a criminal. You can barely even tell on the right side of these charts of arrests of convicts when an ICE operation starts and ends. The spikes for noncriminals are massive.

We don’t actually know what the definitive millennial song is because it was mislabeled when we got it off Kazaa

there is already enough sadness in the world, why do we need IPAs

Locking scientists out of labs over politics is the fastest way to slow down innovation for everyone

Shit, I've met this guy, he was fantastic. Really nice

Best film adaptation of The Odyssey, wrong answers only:

Lousy Smay weather.

Oh no we lost bf's phone?

I'm sure it's been observed and said 1000x before, but it's still wild to me that pizza is the only food where the mere act of consuming it in a group setting is designated a "party" Truly a powerful food.

Ok, it is weird that Future Teens is more optimistic than anyone, but this is probably a break people need. Also "Bad Faith" is fun. "Fun"?

For anyone feeling a little heavy listening to the new Noah Kahan on repeat, I've got great news for you - new Future Teens just dropped on Bandcamp. futureteens.bandcamp.com/album/still-...

A thing I want to exist: chorizo onigiri.

Am I wrong though?

THEY MADE A WHOLE MOVIE ABOUT HOW THIS WAS THE DEFINING CHARACTERISTIC OF ALL SPIDERSMEN

This is really fucking bad

@universalhub.com Any idea what's up with the helicopters over Lechmere?

Anok Yai

I love this moment we're in where stuff is molded like fluid, or wet fabric

the dressed body where the body is the dressing

I hope this generally disappointing gala leads to a surge of Robert Wun at other events