Today I have read a poem:

I heard a roar from the cafeteria when this happened :)

Oh shit this is gonna be amazing

Wake up babe, new Chinese zodiac emoji kitchen just dropped

Partner was telling me about RFK Jr drinking Whole Milk in a hot tub (in jeans) and that man is out here inventing pre-yogurt is what that is.

We were told to scrub "biodiversity" from our websites because of this shit.

Nooooooo I want the bat hat

No cheetah 🐆 emoji kitchen?! CRIMES!

When my friends found out I was moving to Boston, they were so worried about the racism that no one bothered to mention the goddamn turkeys.

The ice in Massachusetts is not thick enough to be wandering around on right now!!!

while you were studying the blade, i went to the store

How bad will it be if I go to Clear Flour today lol

OK everyone who is making fun of Kristi Noem over the blanket thing has OBVIOUSLY never had a toddler who was elevated to a Cabinet position

I just don't understand why we're going backwards? (i mean, i do understand why, it's just such stupid reasons that i don't understand why we all have to go with them)

To take the most cynical possible angle on this: it will cost possibly trillions of dollars to treat this disease in those millions. Abandoning vaccine trials is one of the most costly things we can do to our medical system. It's insane. It is short sighted and ignorant and bad fiduciary practice.

Huh guess I'm not seeing my godkids this summer.

You can't... repeal... a scientific finding. At that point it's just called lying about it.

This is Bad

i'm slaying this week

Oh look, more fucking fascist shit.

It's pretty embarrassing that the MBTA buses all still say "Go Patriots."

How is this not a still from the Doctor Who episode where Donna had the beetle on her back?

This is Bad.

Could we just have decent tea tho?

This was so good.

Seattle punter for MVP.

Did that man just punch a ref and NOT get thrown out of the game?

Ok, Super Bowl Ad winner right there.

How do you not view this as a gorgeous expression of Hispanic culture in the U.S.? Smooth music, beautiful sets, and great dancing.

Oh the folks who didn't like Kendrick are going to flip their fucking lids.

... Anyone else getting local ads for Central PA? This got weird.

"should the government kidnap 5 year olds and deport them? We asked seventeen ethics professors and they all just screamed"

important update from the ikea catalog

its wimdy

Yuri on Ice walked so Heated Rivalry could run: discuss

Oh, that's not a new achievement.

/tʃiɹz/ 🍻

Art.

Führer Seems Forever

Death Camp For Cutie over here

Over the past two weeks I've begun to realize that rich people only started funding chatbots once they could no longer email Jeffrey Epstein

Thank you, Universe, for planting Ra Ra Rasputin in my head this morning, that was definitely what I needed.

Kind of amazed she had it turned on? I only turn it on when I'm crossing borders or am visiting a country controlled by a repressive regime ahhh shit

Floored by this story. A man wrote a pollite email to a federal prosecutor objecting to the deportation of an Afghan seeking asylum. DHS responded with an administrative warrant to get the man's info from Google, then visited his home to intimidate him.

Hey y'all, where do I buy semolina? I'm not even sure I'm looking in the right section of the grocery store.

This with chocolates, with candles, the l with bath soaps, with stickers, with earrings, with gift certificates, with fine china, with everything in life. Material things are happiest when used.

Oh my gosh you guys.