Jimmy’s back! Hide the ketchup in the white supremacy house 🤣

BREAKING! FREE SPEECH WON!!!💙💙 JIMMY KIMMEL WILL BE BACK TOMORROW!!! www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/j...

All headlines just from today 🇺🇸

😵‍💫 this is where we are in America 2025

Bet he's single.

Sen. Tim Kaine: "Brian Kilmeade 10 days ago suggested that homeless, mentally ill people should be lethally injected. He apologized...He didn't get pulled off the air."

Matthew 7:2 states that people will be judged by the same standard or measure they use to judge others, meaning that the harshness or leniency with which one treats others will be mirrored back to them by God or life itself I'm sure chuckie kirk is looking up at us right now.....

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Wonder what a quandary that MAGA bakery would be in over this😆

😍Jimmy Kimmel, if you’re reading this: the door is open. "As the co-founder of MeidasTouch, I would love to extend an offer for you to join the MeidasTouch Network. You will instantly be able to have a show in front of 6 million subscribers. We get far more digital views than ABC"

State approved media only…

Pennsylvania man sought after ramming car into FBI gate in potential 'act of terror,' official says The suspect, whom the FBI said may be dangerous, was being sought. abc7.com/post/carstri...

Governor Josh Shapiro addressed the Commonwealth at the 2025 Eradicate Hate Global Summit amid growing conversations surrounding political violence Tuesday. local21news.com/newsletter-d...

according to an immigration attorney representing several arrested workers, ICE agents chose to arrest the Korean workers to fulfill the quota of 3,000 daily immigrant arrests set by Stephen Miller www.forbes.com/sites/stuart...

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Booker: Here’s the thing, I think you’re not going to be around long. I think this might be your last oversight hearing. This may the last time I have a hearing with you because I don’t think you’re long for this job.

I know I’m naive but it is pretty wild that the president of the United States just publicly declares he and the military killed some guys on a boat, multiple times, and the entirety of Congress doesn’t immediately hit a giant red IMPEACH button

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BREAKING: Democrat Xp Lee wins the Minnesota House special election to fill the seat of Melissa Hortman, who was assassinated in June.

If this became a weekly series, it would run longer than The Simpsons.

BREAKING AT FBI OFFICE IN PGH! Man crashed into entrance gate, walked away. Left a US flag over the gate and message with expletives scrawled on window. www.cbsnews.com/pittsburgh/n...

The Prime Minister is hoping that a state visit from a close friend of Jeffrey Epstein will dial down the furore surrounding the Prime Minister’s decision to promote a close friend of Jeffrey Epstein. And it’s probably the best chance he’s got.

Pro tip to Laura Loomer who deleted this: The Internet is written in indelible ink.

This doesn't seem to be an idle threat. Landau is responding to people reporting posts on X with an image suggesting that they'll put permanent black marks in peoples' files or even seek to strip visas from people who "made light" of Kirk's assassination. Another betrayal of the First Amendment.

Missourians are standing up to Donald Trump’s scheme to gerrymander their state.

WHAT THE ACTUAL F*CK

Moskowitz: Speaker Johnson, in the spirit of bipartisanship, I think you should really consider putting James Comer in charge of this committee so that he can continue with his service of committees that have wasted countless dollars…

"The group brings together hundreds of grandparents nationwide who lived through diseases such as polio, tuberculosis and measles — illnesses once thought eliminated in the United States..." www.kgw.com/article/news...

Sounds like something an abuser of women would say

Yep. That’s definitely his signature alright.

Gov. Josh Shapiro: "What the president is doing is wrong. It injects chaos in communities...We're prepared should they try to deploy the National Guard against my will in any community across Pennsylvania."

🛣️ YOU ARE NOW LEAVING TEXAS 🛣️ Just one year after relocating the annual Visa Payments Forum to Dallas, the flagship conference is COMING BACK TO SAN FRANCISCO. Companies are doubling down on California — and that means more jobs, tourism, and success for all Californians.

Hakeem Jeffries has appointed Eric Swalwell, Jasmine Crockett, Jared Moskowitz and Jamie Raskin to serve as the democratic members on the new January 6th committee. What great choices in my opinion, all four of these members will fight to make sure the truth is not whitewashed.

🚨 MAJOR BREAKING

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Senator and physician Roger Marshall: "Not every person needs every vaccine. I don't think there is many children out there who need 76 jabs by the time they're old enough to vote."

ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL!!!💛🖤 First time since '72 that I have no interest in the Steeler season & that was even through the sucky 80s Steelers. My theory: Rodgers will be an epic failure, Steelers get an excellent pick for the draft in the Burgh next year and choose their next franchise QB

Thank you Gov. Shapiro. “Health care decisions should be up to individuals — not the federal government and certainly not RFK Jr. My Administration will continue to protect health care access for all Pennsylvanians.”

My name is Graham Platner and I’m running for US Senate to defeat Susan Collins and topple the oligarchy that’s destroying our country. I’m a veteran, oysterman, and working class Mainer who’s seen this state become unlivable for working people. And that makes me deeply angry.

Q: Will you have a part to play in the FIFA draw? Trump: I may play. I'm a very good athlete. I may put on shorts, I look extremely good in shorts