I still have never worn an iconic pair of black and white checkered vans Mine have always been colorful ones Maybe next year when I buy a new pair I’ll finally go for it

Is there a way to listen to a couple bro Rogan podcasts without boosting his numbers I need to understand what’s happening there

35 minutes at 3.4mph/3.5 incline

Thank hod I stopped plucking my eyebrows to look like alien brows, fuller brows really are great sweat catchers

Fucked up a quilt top I was halfway through and don’t have anymore fabric to fix it so if you need me I’ll be [redacted]

Maybe I’m just too sober to enjoy TLOAS maybe I need to be drunk

Did my wall pushups One set of 10, two sets of 11, one set of 12, and 60 seconds of a knee plank

I was there in 2024, the ballot on demand was such a fucking shit show not because it wasn’t properly handled, but because the community’s expectation was “vote and get out of there” Ballot on demand requires verifying identity, printing your specific mail in ballot, and giving you space to fill

Idk how I feel about the new album There’s a couple bops But overall I’m not feeling the vibe and the cadence in her words is a bit smooshed

Wood just made me 100x gayer

Me : I mean I feel like garbage but maybe Tylenol will help Me looking into the mirror this morning after using an entire box of tissues yesterday over the course of four house :

Forgot how fucking good green beans are

Push-up training is tough but I didn’t think 3 20-second planks would hurt this bad the day after

No reputable leaks yet right

Remember when you could get two large plain pizzas doe $20 Pepperidge farm remembers

gocktober, a celebration of penis women

generals gathered in their masses/hegseth calls them all fatasses

Most beautiful woman I’ve ever seen marrying a man in a Korn shirt I’m sure he’s wonderful But why isn’t he me

My parents are gonna give me $5k when I turn 37 (or if I get married, whichever comes first) and I’m going to use it to get a breast reduction because I’ll tell ya hwat the 6lbs I’ve lost so far have all been in my titties and they need a break

Reminder that my dad loves Full Metal Jacket because the abuse they receive in training in the first half of the movie is spot on to his experience He literally once told me not to join the army because I’d kill myself (I am quite soft to be fair) Just… you know. A reminder of how it used to be

4 sets of 4 counter height pushups Change starts small!!!

Just realized Steve Burns knows what Yocco’s is

Sobbing at them all singing in the cab

@alexwinter.com as the taxi driver let’s gooo let’s GOOOOOO LETS GET JOSH AND BLUE TO THE THEATER

We love supportive BD Wong

Taboo gets me every time Why did he agree to this How full is his heart full of love that he would sing in a semi animated children’s movie about a blue dog

I fucking love this movie so fucking much if anyone ever meets Steve or Joe or Josh please tell them this is art

Omg do we think I could convince the boys at work to dress up as Josh and Joe while I dress as Steve

Watching Blue’s Big City Adventure,, if you even care,,

30 minutes at 3.5/3.5 Turns out having your period really does make working out harder

You don't want a sandwich to be too dry but you also don't want it to be too wet. Aristotle called this "the golden mean"

I should clarify that I already really enjoy walking on the treadmill, this is just an added incentive and an additional way to zone out for half an hour

EA holds the record for the single most downvoted comment on Reddit because they hate their customers

Unironically my best motivation to go to the gym is I watch one episode of The X-Files when I’m on the treadmill Makes me want to go every day. Still take rest days but it’s something to look forward to

Going to the gym because the strong must protect the sweet And if I am the sweet I must protect myself

You can’t make me know about someone named “Brilyn Hollyhand.” Do not say “Brilyn Hollyhand” to me

The nightmares are back in full force

I can always tell I’m doing a good job at the gym because I come home REEKING of sweat

30 minutes at 3.5mph at 4% incline ✨

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO

Double whammy of hormones and seasonal depression I am fine I am fine I am fine

Every day I help the most beautiful women I’ve ever seen get marriage licenses to marry a man

Just thinking about things

I know Amazon bad but I had to order some other things that are only sold on there but this was a fascinating confirmation email :

rfk jr has the aura of “guy trying to conceal his bite wound in a zombie movie”

hi im MrBeast and this is the trolley problem

4 sets of 9 wall push ups and one negative counter height push up and 2!! Full counter height push ups