Ok Hoosiers, LFG

It’s pretty, but woof, it looks cold af down there.

This guy strikes me as someone who would be deeply uncomfortable with Heated Rivalry, so perhaps this is my opportunity to start the series

Trying to channel whatever is left of my experience in Sedona so I don’t lose my shit on my seat mate on this flight and we just boarded

…at least my connecting flight is delayed too? Right?

Just recalling that Chan (our excellent Sedona UGA Uber driver) and I taught my very non-football girls the ‘what’s that coming down the track’ chant, and they nailed it, especially given how many bottles of wine were consumed at dinner last night

Oh good my flight is delayed

I cannot wait to share this with all of my football-challenged friends from this weekend

Before things got fuzzy around the edges

Go all the way to Sedona and get an uber driver who’s a UGA alum, Go Dawgs

getting ready with the ladies playlist open.spotify.com/track/7g13jf...

“your wine glass decorating is so cute, where did you learn how to do this” me: “I majored in sorority”

When in Sedona, I guess.

Julia and Suzanne Sugarbaker are a dialectic

Just eyeballed the vodka, pray for us

Moms are up, making Bloody Marys for the group

Not pictured: me negotiating meetings on my phone with a mega yacht CEO, who needs PTO anyway

A good start.

I haven’t been around a 2 yr old in ages. This is hysterical.

happy Friday (pervs)

Just passing copies of this out to ice agents and reminding them they could be making 100 K as an assistant general manager in two years without threat of prosecution

“I’m gonna try to take PTO” Lolol girl you’re crazy

Hellloooo Arizona

Oh God, these are terrible.

I couldn’t resist.

Love to see a member of Congress walking down the aisle of the plane to her VERY coach seat, making eye contact and introducing herself to constituents who recognize her. Women get this shit done, y’all

I’ve become a “woman of a certain age” who needs to have her reading glasses on her head at all times if I’m going to see anything close up. My 4th grade teacher did this, and I remember thinking she was so old. (I am willing to bet she was under 40 at the time.)

And now, to pack.

A competent opposition political party would cut together the footage of what ICE had been doing in the twin cities with Mike Johnson saying "ICE is doing what ICE is designed to do" and have it in ads all across the country

He’s a 10, but loads the dishwasher like a blind psychopath

Shot

I never got a failing grade (I think I might have made a C+ in Algebra II, but I had a shitty teacher) However: along the same lines as mondo, I was kicked out of art class in my afterschool program in the 3rd grade for talking too much.

Sure, let’s do another hour of so worth of work at 8:30 and take a break for a migraine shot, this sounds like pantloads of fun.

One day I’m actually going to stand up the LLC I created a couple years ago and start charging companies beaucoup dollars for the expertise I currently give away for free

Also, my Louisville trip got pulled (mostly to preserve my marriage), but dang, was looking forward to that one

it's like whack-a-mole with work travel today get out of one work trip to springfield, MO add one to chicago in early March

Do NOT call me and talk AT me, not today.

YOURE FROM BETHESDA AND WENT TO UVA

Me, to no one in particular: now that’s a combo

Once I figure out how to get more than 3 hours of uninterrupted sleep a night, it’s over for the rest of y’all

just the best people ❤️

oh hi, Steak Basement, I missed you.

…and I got a cute little vintage print, just for myself.

A night in three acts

For posterity, the triple high five skycam version

Somebody wake me up tomorrow and tell me if this actually happened.

deeeeep breath

Anyway; I’m trying to find some peace.

Congratulations to the Auburn Tigers for making a Grown-Up Coaching Decision™️