The magnetized doors at my office think that I do not exist.

@hollyanderson.bsky.social does yeowoman’s work with ABTCR. 💕 If you’re in the southeastern US (or even if you’re not and can travel), please consider opening your heart and home to this sweet pup.

FFS, nothing is going to be easy today, is it

The theme of the day is Goat Rodeo.

Me, at the office at 8:17 on a Friday.

I really don't want to have to go back to the previous version of me at work. She was meaner.

The property manager of my office building is absolutely terrified of me. I find this hysterical.

Teen needs an overnight bag for tomorrow’s 8th grade camping trip. All we own are rollers + his summer camp trunk. Husband: /pulls out perfectly aged Bric’s weekender that I’ve never seen in our 19 yrs of marriage This old bag should work. Me: absolutely not.

What must it feel like to be the muse of the lyric “why wait for the best when I could have you” open.spotify.com/track/3RIgHH...

As if this day wasn’t unhinged enough, I just got a cold pitch (under the funniest mangled version of my name I have ever seen) dangling cash for me to hand-deliver a CEO I haven’t worked for in over two years. bless this woman’s heart, truly

Me, today, except I fear I might be the genesis of said chain. Or maybe the asshat I’m the carpool line started it. youtube.com/shorts/w0c9V...

To whoever felt the need to honk and gesture at me at drop-off: I was getting my middle schooler to the front door, which last I checked is what that lane is for. You being late to high school drop-off is not my cross to bear. Hope your day unfolds exactly the way the Lord sees fit.

19. Our marriage is old enough to vote, but not yet allowed to rent a car or drink (legally, anyway). I wouldn’t do it with anyone else.

I’ll give y’all two guesses on who woke me up with their fighting 8 minutes before my alarm this morning

Evening cage match

Your 2026 EDSBS Charity Bowl grand total is $1,763,317. edsbscharitybowl.com

I am not a fan of being an adult, for the record.

Anyway, here are some dogs.

This is probably the wrong night for my mean streak to rear its ugly head

Throwing this on full blast as I pull out of the GA Center parking deck as the maga folks roll in for the Aldean-Bryan concert is my own little form of protest open.spotify.com/track/7r5X8K...

I’m spiritually 25 years old, so by this math, SPIA was created when I was born. Right?

Go Dawgs.

the way I cackled

NICHE FUCKING PODCAST

also you should turn the sound up, wherever you are. especially if you're at work. smoke while you are doing so edsbscharitybowl.com

At least this one warned me.

really quick question why are Atlanta drivers both bad at driving and also assholes

don’t be jealous bc I have the hottest date at Steak Basement

Well, I messed up my own joke. This is what I get for trying to be funny on 2.5 hours of sleep. So, all y’all get a bonus point. I get a demerit for being an exhausted dummy. What I was referring to: thebloggess.com/2011/06/21/a...

tbc I know where the big chicken is, I mean the reference.

cluck cluck, mfer* *bonus points to anyone who can tell me where this is from

Douglas County is hilly. My dumbass observation o’ the day

why does this song go so hard, I’m too old to like this pandora.app.link/CDM7mtBwz2b

my new holy trinity, bless up

Text from the kid, post-pizza party tonight at his future high school: “[friend] was on his phone the whole time. I was too busy talking to all the pretty girls with no worries. i just walked up and said ‘Hi I’m [mini NotAz], nice to meet ya.” Apparently, his strategy worked.

to the one and only @jacketdan.bsky.social: $45, earmarked for that Malört shot. 11/27/21: UGA 45, GT 0. Largest margin in the series’ 130-yr history. Couldn’t have happened to a cooler engineering program. Drink up, friend. Drinks on me at steak basement next time. hugs (and spite), Go Dawgs.

LFG, again.

Can we do this by noon EST today? I think we can

I’m a pretty decent mom in most respects. But I failed on one exceptionally important point: my 14-year-old is a Nats fan.

@newap-georgia.bsky.social, @edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social: donation #2: $134: $100 for the natty #1 of 2 + $34 Chuck’s #34 at Auburn. Met Barkley just before; he sniffed at me and said it smelled like “Dawg shit.” Final: UGA 34, Auburn 10. Go Dawgs.

Check this space in about 2 weeks to find out how many tickets I got from Montgomery County for breaking the land speed record for getting to my aesthetician appt today

LFG.

My first donation of the week: $86, for Nov 15, 1986: unranked Georgia beat #8 Auburn in Jordan-Hare…the game where Auburn hosed down our fans and Gunner Stockton’s grandfather Lawrence was arrested asking them to stop spraying the elderly.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​ Go Dawgs.

Sunny says it’s #CharitibundiBowl time

Maybe if I make it a movie, people will watch it.

Elite-level spite. Love this so much.

Cancelling plans and grilling burgers was a really good idea.

wait, the practice what now?

What better time than 1:23 am to make a big summer travel decision

TMZ out there doing what NYT, the Post, etc won’t do. Not on my bingo card, but here for it