not arizona
@notarizona.bsky.social
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Educating the masses on the art of a proper martini. Buy a boat. Go Dawgs.
The magnetized doors at my office think that I do not exist.
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@hollyanderson.bsky.social
does yeowoman’s work with ABTCR. 💕 If you’re in the southeastern US (or even if you’re not and can travel), please consider opening your heart and home to this sweet pup.
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2 days ago
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FFS, nothing is going to be easy today, is it
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3 days ago
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The theme of the day is Goat Rodeo.
3 days ago
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Me, at the office at 8:17 on a Friday.
6 days ago
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I really don't want to have to go back to the previous version of me at work. She was meaner.
6 days ago
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The property manager of my office building is absolutely terrified of me. I find this hysterical.
6 days ago
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Teen needs an overnight bag for tomorrow’s 8th grade camping trip. All we own are rollers + his summer camp trunk. Husband: /pulls out perfectly aged Bric’s weekender that I’ve never seen in our 19 yrs of marriage This old bag should work. Me: absolutely not.
8 days ago
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What must it feel like to be the muse of the lyric “why wait for the best when I could have you”
open.spotify.com/track/3RIgHH...
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Norman fucking Rockwell
https://open.spotify.com/track/3RIgHHpnFKj5Rni1shokDj?si=s2_o7IEhS4qR4OPR4cfpmg
8 days ago
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As if this day wasn’t unhinged enough, I just got a cold pitch (under the funniest mangled version of my name I have ever seen) dangling cash for me to hand-deliver a CEO I haven’t worked for in over two years. bless this woman’s heart, truly
8 days ago
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Me, today, except I fear I might be the genesis of said chain. Or maybe the asshat I’m the carpool line started it.
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the chain of screaming
YouTube video by the THUNder
https://youtube.com/shorts/w0c9VUmJRq4?si=eFccBBO337LBLm4m
8 days ago
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To whoever felt the need to honk and gesture at me at drop-off: I was getting my middle schooler to the front door, which last I checked is what that lane is for. You being late to high school drop-off is not my cross to bear. Hope your day unfolds exactly the way the Lord sees fit.
8 days ago
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19. Our marriage is old enough to vote, but not yet allowed to rent a car or drink (legally, anyway). I wouldn’t do it with anyone else.
9 days ago
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I’ll give y’all two guesses on who woke me up with their fighting 8 minutes before my alarm this morning
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9 days ago
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Evening cage match
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10 days ago
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New American Pathways
10 days ago
Your 2026 EDSBS Charity Bowl grand total is $1,763,317.
edsbscharitybowl.com
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I am not a fan of being an adult, for the record.
11 days ago
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Anyway, here are some dogs.
12 days ago
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This is probably the wrong night for my mean streak to rear its ugly head
12 days ago
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Throwing this on full blast as I pull out of the GA Center parking deck as the maga folks roll in for the Aldean-Bryan concert is my own little form of protest
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Hope the High Road
https://open.spotify.com/track/7r5X8KL8y0CpZZErtmOmNo?si=SSQuBm5_TGa6slX-Y8585A
12 days ago
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I’m spiritually 25 years old, so by this math, SPIA was created when I was born. Right?
12 days ago
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Go Dawgs.
13 days ago
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the way I cackled
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13 days ago
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Roto Tudor’s night shift crew ft Dr Abbot’s raised eyebrow
13 days ago
NICHE FUCKING PODCAST
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Holly Anderson 🍇
13 days ago
also you should turn the sound up, wherever you are. especially if you're at work. smoke while you are doing so
edsbscharitybowl.com
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At least this one warned me.
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13 days ago
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really quick question why are Atlanta drivers both bad at driving and also assholes
13 days ago
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don’t be jealous bc I have the hottest date at Steak Basement
14 days ago
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Well, I messed up my own joke. This is what I get for trying to be funny on 2.5 hours of sleep. So, all y’all get a bonus point. I get a demerit for being an exhausted dummy. What I was referring to:
thebloggess.com/2011/06/21/a...
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14 days ago
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tbc I know where the big chicken is, I mean the reference.
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14 days ago
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cluck cluck, mfer* *bonus points to anyone who can tell me where this is from
14 days ago
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Douglas County is hilly. My dumbass observation o’ the day
14 days ago
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why does this song go so hard, I’m too old to like this
pandora.app.link/CDM7mtBwz2b
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Listen to more music by GAYLE on Pandora
https://pandora.app.link/CDM7mtBwz2b
14 days ago
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my new holy trinity, bless up
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15 days ago
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Text from the kid, post-pizza party tonight at his future high school: “[friend] was on his phone the whole time. I was too busy talking to all the pretty girls with no worries. i just walked up and said ‘Hi I’m [mini NotAz], nice to meet ya.” Apparently, his strategy worked.
15 days ago
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to the one and only
@jacketdan.bsky.social
: $45, earmarked for that Malört shot. 11/27/21: UGA 45, GT 0. Largest margin in the series’ 130-yr history. Couldn’t have happened to a cooler engineering program. Drink up, friend. Drinks on me at steak basement next time. hugs (and spite), Go Dawgs.
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15 days ago
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LFG, again.
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15 days ago
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Warhammer Dan
15 days ago
Can we do this by noon EST today? I think we can
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I’m a pretty decent mom in most respects. But I failed on one exceptionally important point: my 14-year-old is a Nats fan.
16 days ago
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@newap-georgia.bsky.social
,
@edsbs.bsky.social
@hollyanderson.bsky.social
: donation #2: $134: $100 for the natty #1 of 2 + $34 Chuck’s #34 at Auburn. Met Barkley just before; he sniffed at me and said it smelled like “Dawg shit.” Final: UGA 34, Auburn 10. Go Dawgs.
16 days ago
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Check this space in about 2 weeks to find out how many tickets I got from Montgomery County for breaking the land speed record for getting to my aesthetician appt today
16 days ago
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LFG.
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16 days ago
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My first donation of the week: $86, for Nov 15, 1986: unranked Georgia beat #8 Auburn in Jordan-Hare…the game where Auburn hosed down our fans and Gunner Stockton’s grandfather Lawrence was arrested asking them to stop spraying the elderly. Go Dawgs.
17 days ago
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Holly Anderson 🍇
17 days ago
Sunny says it’s
#CharitibundiBowl
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Maybe if I make it a movie, people will watch it.
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17 days ago
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Elite-level spite. Love this so much.
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17 days ago
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Cancelling plans and grilling burgers was a really good idea.
19 days ago
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wait, the practice what now?
19 days ago
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What better time than 1:23 am to make a big summer travel decision
20 days ago
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TMZ out there doing what NYT, the Post, etc won’t do. Not on my bingo card, but here for it
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20 days ago
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