With Charli XCX doing the soundtrack to the new Wuthering Heights, what pop stars would you pair with adaptations of 19th century novels? I'd like to see Chappell Roan do Great Expectations.

"as long as it felt like a Shawn Levy movie" Ah, yes. The famous Levy-touch.

Big divorced dad who misses all his child support payments and his kid's birthday party then promises them a dirtbike energy

Charlie bit my finger but the kid has six fingers on his hand

Barker called me up one night and without preamble said "It's opinions, not onions. Not onions. This is Clive Barker. I've been trying to track down and stop this error in editions for decades. OPINIONS."

Happy (belated) 73rd birthday to Clive Barker! And happy 40th birthday to two of his best books, The Damnation Game and The Inhuman Condition.

This is exactly backwards. From the beginning, Kirk was the beneficiary of a large and highly organized network of dark money donors who were looking for a spokesman. No way he would have done what he did without patrons like Montgomery and Uihlein. Kirk didn't make money - money made Kirk.

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RIP Mrs. Deagle

Funniest possible person to say nothing bad happened when he was a kid as a result of everyone having guns

Hey what-the-fuckers, today's episode is brought to you by stamps dot com

He was visited by Epstein's ghost

Carol, Tangerine, Miami Vice, Gravity

One must imagine Sisyphus happy

Wouldn't Chalamet be kinda perfect in the Topher Grace role?

From The Plot Against America.

A film that takes place where you're from.

How long until we have a sports betting website with a dot gov address?

I like how he looks up and raises his voice a bit when he says "We're coming up to get you" like they might hear him.

Isabella Rossellini wore her Blue Velvet robe to the Oscars last night. 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔

His most Liefeld-esque picture yet

Bezos is gonna make a Bond movie where Blofeld is the good guy

Everyone compares Musk to a Bond villain, but that's too cool. He's more like an Austin Powers villain.

The worst thing to happen to the Democratic Party is the consultant class

If you were a Republican, would you want Democratic leadership to be doing anything different than they are?

If Demi Moore wins the Oscar they should bring out Chris Rock to do another GI Jane joke

The NFL had Tom Cruise and Brad Pitt doing separate pre-game intros. Whoever orchestrated this Interview with a Vampire reunion for the New Orleans superbowl deserves a raise.

He's bringing back Phantom of the opera

This feels like when they faked a trip to space for Tracy on 30 Rock. Just making up nonsense to appease a crazy person.

Feels like the algorithm is trolling me

No nominations for Challengers, especially for editing and score, is disappointing.

Sometimes a Nazi salute is just a Nazi salute. Given that a longtime Nazi did it, no need to overthink that. For fuck’s sake.

What should I do if I have all the symptoms they list in the commercial but I'm not taking the medication? Should I still call my doctor?

Was shocked to see that this film was turning 40 then remembered it came out the year I was born, lol

Biden should pardon Commander, too.

Congrats to Larry David on finally having enough money saved to retire.

Who do I talk to about getting verified?

So do I just post the same stuff I post on Twitter or...?