Happy Hump Day and stay thirsty my friends 😝🫠😵 www.instagram.com/p/DRNJJxoAgH...

How much is it going to cost to remove the golden vomit from our House when he’s gone? 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

This is me at 15. I’m a child. I’m a CHILD.

I hope Epstein’s thermostat in hell gets cranked up for every single thing I find out against my will about shit that went down in his orbit 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

Major shoutout to all the federal timekeepers busting their butts to get everyone’s back pay processed y’all are the real MVPs 🏆🏆🏆

Today is Stella’s birthday AND my first paid day of work since September! Coincidence? I think not!

Someone actually described Fronk as loyal and my brain broke ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME WITH THIS BULLSHIT 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

I actually don’t know if I’ve ever laughed harder in my entire life. Like to the point of not breathing.

HAPPY FOUR SEASONS TOTAL LANDSCAPING DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE

This is Finn. His human stopped scratching his back, so he had to take matters into his own hands. 13/10 (TT: anna.ve.w)

Really looking forward to the Speaker of the House claiming to be unaware of the election results.

SOMETHING THEY CAN NEVER TAKE AWAY 🥹

Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest. The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says. "I could smell the onions and mustard."

Dear everyone having elections today: This unpaid federal worker could REALLY use some good news. So go get loud and get it done!

Tomorrow is a big day. The resistance has been nothing short of historic volunteers across Pennsylvania, New Jersey, Virginia, New York, and California have shown up in record numbers. From the bottom of our hearts, thank you. You’re making history and remember, tomorrow there will be more of us.

He did this for me because he knew I needed the distraction thank you for your service sir 🥵🥵🥵🫠🫠🫠

60 Minutes has gone full MAGA- first Kushner and now Trump? Why is anyone still watching this garbage?

“[Trump] just desperately wants the government to be reopened so that all these resources can flow to the people who need it so much.” - Mike Johnson

Republicans continually shit the bed and the media asks Democrats what they’re going to do to clean it up. HOW ABOUT THEY STOP SHITTING THE BED? Bravo Rep. Neguse.

@neguse.house.gov gives a lesson on how to reframe a journalist’s stupid question about #SNAP! 💪🏼

Saw an article this morning about federal workers inquiring about surrendering their pets and whoa does that make me feel panicked just thinking about it. I honestly feel like I would lose my mind.

Here’s the thing: Every single federal employee is dealing with a heavier mental load right now. Along with all the normal stuff, we are trying to figure out how to live without paychecks. Think about how that increased load leads to more errors for folks like air traffic controllers. 😳

When I tell you NO ONE rallies like my tribe 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

This is Non and Asa. We do not know which one went into turbo mode first. But we do know it is highly contagious. 14/10 for both (IG: asa.n.kuroshiba)

Indeed 😝😝😝

Y’all I know it’s just a building at the end of the day but this makes me want to cry. It’s too much. It’s all too much.

BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

The same people who lost their minds over renovations to Cracker Barrel are totally fine with the White House getting bulldozed

Imagine only showing up for work 13% of the time and still getting paid your full salary COULD NEVER BE ME 😵‍💫

SHE LOOKS SO MUCH LIKE HER MAMA STAAAAAAAHP

So it’s really fun (read: not fun) that I get to watch VA political ads during football. If there was ever a better example of Dems being FUCKING TERRIBLE at messaging it’s the VA gov race. Spanberger should be wiping the floor with Earle-Sears. The ads write themselves. And yet.

From one of yesterdays "No Kings" marches, starring South Park's Kristi Noem as "Alice" 🤣🤣🤣

THIS THIS THIS ALL DAY. We (meaning: white people) need to show up to the polls with the same energy and clear minded purpose to vote in ways that benefit EVERYONE that we bring to No Kings Day. Otherwise it is just performative BS.

One thing the MAGAs don’t realize (I know, it’s a long list 🙃) is that we are protesting for them too. Wanna call me ignorant? Flip me off? Yell out from your car that I’m a loser? GREAT! We *want* you to be able to do those things freely! Because that’s America! #NoKings

DC J6: 1.500 arrests DC No Kings: zero Tell me again which side is violent?

The world joined us and said, “No Kings.”

Powerful sign at No Kings in Cleveland

Deep red Alabama is out for No Kings Day!

This is what democracy looks like. #NoKings

I sure as hell wish I’d gotten paid for showing up today as it would have been more than I’ve made in my government job this month 🙃🙃🙃

The teeny tiny No Kings things in very red areas are so huge Say like five or six people show up. None of them knew each other before. Suddenly they’re all friends. And maybe from that you get a group that does longer-term organizing that can punch *way* above its weight considering where it is

[Exit King.]

I don't hate America, I just hate him. 🤷🏽‍♂️ Happy No Kings Day!

We are young and old. We are all colors. We are all genders. And in our little corner of the nation, along with thousands of others, and around the globe, we stand united and say #NoKings!

“There are no kings in America. Only gilded men we can topple Again and again” #NoKingsinAmerica

LFG! #NoKings

Ok I miss them I’m not gonna lie

This doesn’t even include the ones who had pending case but he had their charges dropped.

Welch: Mike Johnson-If he's a big Christian, he should be fighting for the marginalized, fighting for the poor. But instead he weaponizes his faith to lure voters in and then dicks him over every chance he gets.