Damn it. I keep thinking today's Friday. Where the hell is my brain these days???

Something's wrong. I'm feeling wonky... Might be the new meds, but I'm definitely feeling fidgety right now...

556 words in my obituary. I'm pretty sure I'm not done writing it as there will always be tweaks and adjustments until the day I finally die. Whether or not my estate uses my obit is up to them. At least I'll have left a guideline as how I would like to be presented!

I've been writing my obituary for the past year and I'm stuck. I think my life has been pretty blah. I just might start making shit up.

It’s once again Girl Scout cookie season so it’s time for me remind everyone to please consider buying from NYC’s Girl Scout Troop 6000, which is entirely made up of girls living in NYC homeless shelters 🙏❤️

It's currently 37°F outside. You know what that means... Shorts season is back! Plus my windows are open...

I finally got my insurance to pay for part of my meds. That's the good news. The bad news is that even with them paying $1,000 I'm still on the hook for $465. That's for 1 month of meds!!!

Holy crap! Tonight's episode of Starfleet Academy is INTENSE!!! If you haven't started the series yet, do so!!!

RIP JVDB

The other day, I was able to type my posts in landscape mode. Now that feature is gone! 😢 Bluesky... Please bring it back!!!

Over the past 48 hours, I've been asleep for 42. Cats only sleep 18-20 hours a day... I wish my insurance would cover a sleep study...

Just spent 45 minutes cleaning up my text messages. I've really got to get better at doing that... Also, a new Bluesky feature (besides Drafts)... I can now type in landscape mode!!! Yay!

Gee, Elon... Maybe it's because the US is full of billionaires and corporations that don't pay their fair share of taxes. Ya think? Fucking moron.

Tonight, I scored $50 worth of Girl Scout Cookies... The Exploremores are disappointing. I think it's the marshmallow flavor that makes it so bad. The Adventurefuls on the other hand, are an absolute delight! Nothing beats the Samoas, and Thin Mints are overrated... Yeah, I said it, they suck! 🤮

I'm allergic to avocados and yet, I find myself eating them tonight. My throat and lips are swelling right now. I know I'm being stupid, but they're yummy!

CPB and ICE agents do not enjoy total immunity from state prosecution and I will do everything in my power to ensure they are held accountable if or when they violate the rights of Michiganders. michiganadvance.com/2026/01/30/n...

My order from Hormel came in today! Straight from Minnesota... I got 2 cans of Tocino Flavored SPAM and a bag of SPAM foavored macadamia nuts. The nuts did not taste like SPAM at all. Disappointing... But the Tocino is my favorite flavor, that and Maple!

Busy day today... Went to donate platelets at the Red Cross at 630 this morning. Got a car wash and picked up my meds. That set me back $465! Gotta hit my deductible again... Start of the new year... 😡

Just a little tongue out timeline cleanser... Take a break from the news... You can continue to be angry tomorrow.

Holy fucking shit man.

It is simply unconscionable to lock children in immigration detention centers and deprive them of the most basic things they need, like healthcare, education, sanitary needs, and the care they deserve. www.wzzm13.com/article/news...

"Trump Accounts which provide free savings for kids of a certain age." My guess is the Trump Account's preferred demographics are between 13-17 and female.

Starting goalie for the Habs tonight. #GoHabsGo

I had a nightmare last night that my friend's dog was trying to eat me... Don't know why. All I remember is waking up, literally screaming "Too many dogs!" I may have neglected to take my brain meds yesterday... 🤷

Anyhow, while I was in Costco this morning, I stumbled upon this whole frozen lamb. $5.29 a pound, about $227 total. You know it's quality cuz it's a Kirkland brand product!

I actually went inside Costco this morning. I generally don't like going inside stores... I get serious anxiety attacks. It's been years since I went inside a Costco, Walgreens, or Kroger. Thank god for drive thrus, online ordering and personal shoppers who bring my groceries to my car!

I've got my spirits back (haven't cried yet today), so I'm gonna fuckin jam out on this and go patrol my city. www.youtube.com/watch?v=jiMX...

Neither of my teams won today, but we did have lots of chicken wings... I understand why we had carrots, but what's the deal with the salad??? 🤷 Go Seahawks... Beat them Patriots!

I'm angry. I'm frustrated. I'm tired of everything. Just took 3 Xanax and will get some sleep and hopefully a fresh start tomorrow morning. Fuck ICE Fuck Trump Fuck MAGA

If you use TikTok, especially if you post on TikTok, you should read this. And pass it along to anyone you know. The Surveillance State is more real than ever.

It's effing cold outside. Im talking negative digits. Im texting my friends who have to work today to remind them that Im in bed with a heated blanket watching movies and they're not. Cuz that's the kind of friend I am... Always thinking of others! 🤣

I like the cold. I prefer a cold winter over a hot summer everyday of the week. That said, Holy Balls it's effing cold outside today!!! -25°F with the wind chill factor.

1. Huge good news to light up your day. Every year, EITM launches the trans girl scout cookie list. As of today, we have hit a new record. Scouts on the list have sold 71,000 cookies and growing. www.erininthemorning.com/p/trans-girl...

It's been a while since I've done the Polar Plunge for charity... I'm trying to convince my friends to do it this weekend when it'll be -5°F... Alas, my friends are all little wussies. Btw, I'm the one on the right!

My family took me out for lunch and I ordered a big plate of one other thing. It left me wanting.

6½ pounds of fudge arrived at my door this morning. Just waiting for it to thaw before I dig in!

I pulled a pectoral muscle yawning in bed. Getting old means finding new embarrassing ways to hurt myself.

🔥🔥🔥👍 PM Mark Carney says criminals exploit “irresponsible American gun laws” and weak U.S. border enforcement to move illegal firearms into Canada, saying U.S. platforms have become “seas of racism, misogyny, antisemitism, Islamophobia, and hate.” #cdnpoli

Pictured: Someone who actually won a Nobel Peace Prize

Good guy Aidan Hutchinson: 🔊 #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/nfl/s/8zic...

Today, I ate an egg, 3 strips of bacon and 4 pizza rolls. I should probably eat something soon...

The first duty of power is to perpetuate itself. The first duty of free people is to resist. It's time to resist. #FuckICE #FuckTrump

I've been playing with the cat..... how much blood can you lose before you pass out?

It's 430 in the morning. I still have 30 minutes to get a quarter pounder w cheese at McDonald's before they switch to the breakfast menu. I woner if I could eat 4 of them... A full pounder, if you will. When I was younger, I could do it no problem. Now, I'm just old and hungry. 😞

It's 130 in the morning and I hear what sounds like a chainsaw running. This can't be good.

What an incredibly shitty week this has been. So much for a new start with the new year.