Prefer your #Texans vibes via video? I got you. I’ve been writing about the team since 2006, my current thoughts can be found below. BONUS: I also give the definitive Texans BBQ view which is not a debate for me youtu.be/fznkYlbiyMQ

Unsure how many #Texans are on here, but here are some of my goodass quotes about quality football athlonsports.com/nfl/houston-...

Oh hello @stephstradley.bsky.social in my email 👋🤘

This is lovely. I adore New Orleans parade culture. Went to this SB parade and helped volunteers untangle beads and give them out. They told me the histories of all the bands and groups, what they are known for. Really an uplifting time. This tho! 👇

I love discovering that Val Kilmer loved MacGruber as much as I do.

Yo I keep finding more of my friends and future friends here. 2025 is A MASSIVELY RELEVANT HOUSTON SPORTS YEAR. I NEED TO FIND ALL MY PEOPLES.

Time to play: #PlatformJuiceTest. Can a platforms’ members find the answer in a kind and loving way? Item: photos or videos of #Texans in an Audi Q5 playing tuba along canal street after the #NFL Super Bowl in a respectful celebratory brass way. I don’t have them. They exist. Please pass the test

I like all kinds of interesting convos. If other people enjoy them too, cool. The most important takeaway. Be kind to Houston people trying to do cool stuff. Harsh words are usually unnecessary among friends.

This story is really meaningful to me because I have been thinking about vert skating and its peaks and valleys (lol) for nearly a year. In reporting, I learned a lot about something I thought I already understood. I hope you'll find it interesting, too. www.nytimes.com/2025/03/30/s...

New Texans Content! Huge thx to @StephStradley for helping me break down Texans Free Agency (so far)!!! 🏈 Texans Reshape O-Line! 🏈 Was Gardner-Johnson Steal? 🏈 Christian Kirk, Justin Watson & Braxton Berrios: New WR Room? 🏈 Nick Caley Thoughts

You want #Texans content that you can take home to mama? I got you. This is for all Texans but especially the moms. Moms rule. You make the moms happy, everybody is happy 😎🙌 Thanks to Robert for letting me football vibe. Like 👍 subscribe stay kind, have fun, win, LFGY 👊

The #Texans are operating like a team that knows they are going to be locking in a 25-year-old QB to $150M guaranteed at signing in 12 months. If they can hit on most of these extra draft picks, they'll have a good chance to keep this window open.

Yeah it is hard to find my #Texans #NFL peoples I am a delicate flower so I don’t follow a ton of people because I am pretty PG in convos between friends and strangers as just a chill thing. Love people being themselves, just some of y’all are wilder than me, and I like to protect my mentals HA

I wish there were an online place that felt welcoming to ALL my friends/brands. I’ve helped make them before both online and IRL but I got to say I’m tired trying to make things work, feeling like I’m working for tech not the other way around tbqh Nothing like an outage to bring more juice tho LOL

Blue Sky watching Twitter crash again

I’m just looking for a solid online sports bar. It’s hard making and keeping them. Appreciate people trying. Most old sports message boards have a separate place for politics. Sometimes those get out of hand. My OG view is I don’t enjoy how most people express politics including me LOL

Twitter is down on one of the biggest days of the year in the NFL. Bluesky…

Really. I know somebody in New Orleans video’d this. Lots of photos and video. I’d like to find it because it was beautiful and hilarious. I am not sure I have laughed that hard ever. Love all y’all that made me laugh in a beautiful sweet way 😎🙌 #SBTubaVideo

Time to play: #PlatformJuiceTest. Can a platforms’ members find the answer in a kind and loving way? Item: photos or videos of #Texans in an Audi Q5 playing tuba along canal street after the #NFL Super Bowl in a respectful celebratory brass way. I don’t have them. They exist. Please pass the test

Some of y’all know that part of my workouts is power gardening. Rules: 1 make the garden into cool rooms 2 with the fewest resources and smart energy and no injuries 3 coach diverse plants into thriving 4 keep heart rate low despite high effort 5 country strong feels good Tulips bloomed :)

I am planning my 2025. It could go a lot of ways. I need help. Not sure of what kind. Been told people would enjoy if I created more enjoyable content. There’s a lot of ways to do that. I like to explore that topic. How to make the most enjoyable stuff. How to make the biggest wins for the most.

currently in NOLA 🔊🔊🍻

Yo. I’m waiting for rush hour to go away, packing the car, fixing to drive to New Orleans, one of my fave places on earth. They are my kin. Gonna look for benign mischief, inspiration, all the foods, sharing cool ish, seeing dear friends. HMU with NOLA ish. Thx to Matt for letting me enthuse a bit

NEW (and Free!!) at Between The Hashmarks: If you’re heading to New Orleans, or want to live vicariously through fans who are, I solicited the great and well traveled @stephstradley.bsky.social for her *definitive* guide to doing the Super Bowl, in NOLA mattlombardonfl.substack.com/p/the-defini...

If you are going to NOLA this week and want to say hi, show me cool stuff you are working on of any sort, HMU in any of the channels I talk to ETU - Extended #Texans Universe. I’m filling my cup, filling up others. NOLA is great for that. So uplifting.

Hi #Texans. Various people have asked me to do more content. And post more on Bluesky. I am looking at ways to make that easier for us I am going to New Orleans for Super Bowl week for benign fun with football friends. As you can see 👇, I enjoy football parties and people. Got to train, practice

My “Our football structure is unique, but it’s not abnormal” t-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.

Wrote about the Cowboys coaching search, which is less Itchy and Scratchy and more Worker and Parasite www.dmagazine.com/sports/2025/...

Yes! Our Lone Spot Tailgate won the first #Texans 2025 Tailgater of the Game. ‼️ We aren’t big or fancy but there was so much love and feast. Was an extremely uplifting day. We got to keep practicing getting our minds right and vibes impeccable. Champion Hearted, we make and celebrate all Ws. 😎🙌❤️🏆

I hope to see you tomorrow if you are at the #Texans game. Playoff tailgates are fun. Let’s get our minds right, enjoy all the wins we can. We are assembling the Texan badasses

Why is Caspian sometimes known as Long Cat. Well:

Fantastic tailgate. * We tasted a nu tequila. Luis brought it. Lalo. * TWO great kolaches - boudin and jalapeño cheese sausage Anyway, I laughed and laughed, children smiled, lots of joy, clinched the division yay #Texans everywhere

If you are an actual human being going to the #Texans game, feel free to swing by our tailgate. We got plenty. You are welcome. You are entitled to have a good time. Here’s a map and reference picture. We are south of the stadium. I’ll be wearing my TD jacket not to be confused with my Dre cape ha

This is part of my 23.7% more fun, 7.2% more chill life style. And sometimes being robots and laughing and laughing

Big fun sports times in Texas these days as it should be.

Yo what a fun time it is to be a Texan. 👊 Went to the Rockets game last night with a crew of cool sports people, going to this tonight in Austin. Extra relevant sports is very Texas. Hope to see you tonight if I do. Hanging with my 🤘brother yesss. ❤️🏆 www.eventbrite.com/e/the-tailga...

“I’m not a very rageful person, but for some reason, these lights brought it out of me. And I kind of realized that’s why I had to do something about it. Because no one’s going to come help us.” The brighter-headlights feature I've been waiting for! @naterogers.bsky.social:

People I am looking for: * solid nu and old media accounts, particularly sports, Houston, Texas * actual football people of all sorts. Sharp fans, analytics, ff, wagering arts, players, etc. * #OvenFlex enthusiasts, musicians, artists, people who are fun and generally cool

Hi y’all. I’m putting a piece together about the #Texans for the bye week. I don’t dig how some folks frame NFL topics so instead of chatting here and there, I will just write it down and point to that. Any topics you wish me to discuss? In the meantime, here’s a chill pic of Caspian Long Cat.

What a beautiful day in Houston Texas. Doing sentimental things today😎🙌 As for the #Texans news for the week, well I just don’t enjoy rightful strong bad emotions of all kinds, wish things didn’t get so disrespectful to each other but here we are. We will just have to thrive despite unnecessary 💩

In which I discuss the pros and cons of our (who am I kidding, my wife’s) pizza-driven Thanksgiving as well as the pros and cons of pretending Derrick Henry and Saquon Barkley would be this good on other offenses.

Hi y’all. I’m putting a piece together about the #Texans for the bye week. I don’t dig how some folks frame NFL topics so instead of chatting here and there, I will just write it down and point to that. Any topics you wish me to discuss? In the meantime, here’s a chill pic of Caspian Long Cat.

pleased to report that Vulture let me write about how awesome Ted McGinley is as Derek on Shrinking www.vulture.com/article/shri...

Love this. I like making art clothing pieces myself or along with others to wear for sporting events. Creating an enjoyable energy. Commemorating a time. I enjoy doing it but rarely talk about it because it’s not as fun as wearing it. Some online people get weird about clothes. Not my vibe.

Interesting language in Azeez Al-Shaair's contract regarding default attached to his $9 million guarantee in 2025. The default would kick in if the suspension is more than 2 games. The appeal decision now has a lot riding on it beyond the next 2 or 3 games for Al-Shaair

Sometimes when you don’t enjoy all the words out there, you think they are not thoughtful, you should go find cool birds. Always like their kind of talk. This is my backyard rn they are #Houston #Texans too

Hi are there adult #NFL football people Over Here? People who talk like football people and not debate b0ts. Particularly looking for #Texans because I like how sharp Texans think about football. And they are kind and generous as a group. Here’s Nico.

Well tbf, I have never had a bad time at a sporting event. I make it a challenge to have as much fun as I can for me and my pals no matter what. Like I had a fun time in the long portacan line. We started timing people. ANALYTICS. Under a minute was quality. Took a selfie to commemorate good times😂

Well if you look for everyone’s best, you can see it. Like some kid barfed on two other ags in the student section. 6:30 game is too much for some. Barf ag left, barfed-on ags were so unflappable. They dealt with it, were fun all game. A different fan cleaned the ground up. Inspirational really lol