Kansas has ‘the consumption’ 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Texas has the measles!!!! Wanna make a bet on which state brings back Scurvy!!!

I will not be calling the Gulf of Mexico by its stripper name.

Everything can be fixed by eating something covered in melted cheese.

I wanna be the Duke of something.

Shhhh… I’m reading!! #booksky #onyxstorm

For once in my life, I’m kinda proud to be on the losing team.

59 minutes until the release of Onyx storm!!! #booksky

@guardian2009.bsky.social Do I know you from Twitter ?

You’re easy to love. @antifapuddinpop.bsky.social @sydfish.bsky.social

Tell me the name of a country song that mentions whiskey.

I have never used TikTok. But, I do have a friend who says I should send her a sympathy card if it goes dark. Looking at you @voodoll.bsky.social 😂

The devil is the least cunty character in the Bible!

Come raise the dead with me!

Voo likes girls that sin!

Voo and I met on Twitter. We talk by phone almost every day. We share our humor, our lives, and our joy of reading! As all of you and I tread the unknown world during these next four years, consider your online friends as a resource. Be smart, be safe, be resilient. Have fun!

It's 27º in the DMV. Hubs is putting steaks on the grill, tossing a Caesar salad and waiting on the 20yo to come home. I am sipping on some whiskey and listening to the wind howl. I am reading short short stories this weekend w my bestie @voodoll.bsky.social

I don’t feel like carpeing any diem!

A gentle reminder that new years resolutions don't have to be about positive changes. You can commit to seek revenge, remain petty and disrespect your enemies.

A friend suggested I do fewer controversial politics posts and more food posts (lower my BP, lol). So here it goes. Dinner: grilled marinated t-bone steaks, roasted butternut squash with a butter/brown sugar glaze and Caesar salad. What's on your table or what's a fav meal you like to serve? 🤤

This tells you everything you need to know about us! @antifapuddinpop.bsky.social is followed by @godpod.bsky.social And Voo’s followed by @lucifers.bsky.social

Today is slap an Idiot day I'm gonna be so busy. 🤣💯😛

Santa knows exactly what you did for that Klondike bar.

Wanna see awkward? Hand me a baby.

@nerd-b0ner.bsky.social I love all the fucking chaos that’s happening here.

Yes. Yes I can. And i will. Anything for Voo.

You deserve soup.

Christmas threw up all over my living room.

@unrequitedwhimsy.bsky.social What’s up pretty girl.

Can you soft block people on this app?

I’m what happens when you say ‘Bloody Mary’ three times in the mirror.

It's not a real brainstorming session until someone suggests voodoo.

Voo likes bacon!

🧵Our family is a profuse user of the word "love." I call people Love, Love Bug, My Love and My Loves. My husband tells me he loves me and gives me a kiss even when he is going the garage for an hour. My hubs and kids sign off every text that way and every time they walk out the door. I mention this

I hope you all have a Hunter Binden kinda day! 😘

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Here is a starter pack I did from memory using the handles I know here and there. All women who are deeply committed to democracy and very active on SM. You know the drill. Please share widely as I am still adding names! xoxo go.bsky.app/R83EtMg

A light goes on inside When I behold your backside I wanna draw a face on your butt and then kiss it I wanna draw a star on your butt and then wish it I wanna build a house on your butt and then visit Put a big E on your butt, it's explicit

Today would have been Chadwick Boseman's 48th birthday. I miss this great actor. He lit up the screen. My art.

@factsbeatfeelings.bsky.social Ew…I don’t like your account. You shouldn’t follow me.

Walking down Canal St in New Orleans and saw this which reminded me of @voodoll.bsky.social

Happy Thanksgiving everybody.

People that bother me with work stuff between Monday - Friday, 9 to 5 are assholes!

It's Margarita O'clock if anyone is keeping score. If you are out west, you can borrow my time zone.

Worst tagline for a commercial airline.

@jnuffer.bsky.social I found you!!!

Have you seen target santa!!! Haba haba youtu.be/wrDE-B4vNjk?...

Do people still go outside. It’s scary and expensive.