The King, @mattyhochs.biz

It’s not woke 2.0, it’s woke 2. This is not a version this is a sequel.

Everywhere I go this little guy sits on my leg

Monitor removed thanks to @mattyhochs.biz time to clean baby

Just learned that the design of Knuckles is based off Michael Jackson and I need to take a break

Opening with Lumines and Grasshopper. Sony is BACK

Bryan Alvarez: can you believe it? A former wwe employee has just become co-owner of giant bomb Dave Meltzer: giant bomb? What's that? BA: its a website, about video games

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I’m in love with a man I’ve never met

nw

Go to your local library

A plausible, albeit very partial, evolutionary explanation for laughter is as a way to turn mutual knowledge to common knowledge, ala The Emperor’s New Clothes—that is, to transform something everyone knows into something everyone knows everyone knows.

At this point being “Sexiest Man Alive” is a pure negative because everyone knows you were like the 15th pick after all the much hotter and smarter people turned it down

Every time I go back to Madame Bovary I’m reminded why it’s my favorite

Every time I walk down Wyckoff

Happy birthday to one of the best John Woo actors

logged back on, time to post cat

new blu ray pickup

me and the moon vibing tonight

starfield says semper fi

chicken nugget tetris anyone?

i have a very small blu-ray collection but this needed to join it

i call this “sleepy cat enjoys the sun”

brb gonna boof my wellbutrin

this little monster puked on our couch so much we had to get a cover for it, and now he mocks us by sleeping on the cover. just no respect at all

hell yeah brother

if i’m on the sidewalk and i need to put my water down i should be allowed to put it on the tops of peoples’ cars

i open up youtube and somehow i’m watching a livestream of a gay elf fuck a bear (literal) in Baldur’s Gate 3. game of the year

the problem with mastodon is it tied too many rooms together

this is a joke for like 5 people but i love it

i’ve been thinking about it for a long five minutes and i think Suspira might be my favorite movie soundtrack

i am today seconds old when i realized that the Jennifer’s Body movie title is a reference to the Hole song

taco bell ripping off mcdonald’s yet again

we can’t let threads win

Elon devouring his site

1:1

Hello this is Jerry Lawson the inventor of the video game cartridge :)

The Idiots is a film about a group of people who are too embarrassed to accept they’re into ABDL

i just went to my bodega to get a couple of four lokos. i ended up talking to the palestinian cashier about zionism for 40 minutes. there is no better place in the world

the eternal cinephile debate: Demon Knight vs. Green Knight

Truly a strange feeling to have grown up with the internet being your refuge and cherished resource only to have it become utter shit and realize that maybe you don't need it and in fact can't use it the way you used to anymore

why do people need to do this

it’s time to Fight

the best thing around reddit going down is now i can finally get myself back into RSS feeds

getting the meme accounts back is truly the most important bluesky development