The Steam winter sale starting on my last day of work feels incredibly targeted and cruel (to my wallet, I'm delighted)

My response to anything over the next two weeks

"average jrgp needs millisecond reflexes" factoid actualy just statistical error. Baguettes Georg, who lives in une cave & parries over 10,000 times each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

Star Wars Outlaws is thoroughly Fine, but absolutely redeemed by it's main mechanic of Using Nix To Do Constant Mischief

hello, i am werner hertzog, the world is cold and uncaring, this is warframe

The new Knives Out is absolutely worth the ticket price just to hear Benoit Blanc say "scooby dooby doo"

Shhh the parcel is sleeping

Obviously this is impossible because Alan Moore looks like he's genetically a wizard, it's simply impossible to imagine what he would look like as a schoolboy oh there he is.

We are gonna repel so many ghosts

One of my favourite bands growing up are coming next year, and I'm trying to decide if I still care enough to go see them

I am going to do violence on whoever saw the setting sunlight through this church's stained glass windows, and decided to blind the audience with blue LEDs instead

Happy Thanksgiving, America!

When your favourite cafe starts serving ice cream

butlerian jihad but only for leaf blowers

It's truly swamp pit weather in Auckland, I'm sleeping so badly I tried pouring my coffee beans straight into the aeropress instead of the grinder

Mentally I'm here

Fuck yes my copy of Hellpiercers from @sandypuggames.bsky.social is finally in my grubby little hands!

math textbook covers for some reason:

Harrow the Ninth (2021, colorized)

I slept badly last night, so today I'm checking my leave balance to see if I can take the rest of the year off

The most handsome clown

Sometimes you need to pick the lowest hanging fruit

Can't wait to dig into this, cheers! @alwayscheckers.bsky.social @mousehole.press

Not ONE person at the blood donor centre was dressed as a vampire, so disappointed

Caught!

Found a sure-fire way to make sure I get enough cardio in at the gym - however long I have left on whatever podcast I'm listening to, that's how long I need to spend on the bike

You know it's going to be a fun game when this is your starting inventory

Absolutely phenomenal cover holy shit youtu.be/WlP9JYASFzg?... (thanks to @wellingtonskeleton.space for the recommendation)

See, him face

I don't know where the need came from, but I really want to play a ttrpg character called Petrichor one day

This funky lil guy had zero fear, followed us around for nearly ten minutes hoping for tasty bugs

It's such a minor whinge but my hearing aid beeps 11 times when I turn it on. Why 11? 10 would make sense, or 12 would be a nice round number. Is this just a Spinal Tap reference??

I've owned a copy of Illimat for nearly ten years and FINALLY got to play it for the first time today!

Ran into another Glaswegian at work yesterday - turns out we went to the same schools growing up, just 15 years apart!

'Fortnite removes nazi dance because James Gunn forgot to give them a heads up' is maybe the funniest headline

Tried opening the console and entering 'motherlode' but my bank balance remains unaffected

i’m umberto eco and i’m here to say / this pendulum is awesome in every way

In Metal Gear Solid (1998), when fighting the Hind D helicopter, you're advised to keep track of its location by listening to the stereo panning. But if you've set "Sound" to "Monaural" in the Options menu, you get this exclusive addition. . .

Had a dream I was checking into a hotel and I very distinctively remember giving my credit card details. Did I just get Inceptioned?

It'd be one thing for evil genius titans of capital to replace us all with robots that do our jobs better. But the mooted replacement is a frequently wrong, truth agnostic by design, suicide abetting pile of technically very impressive but practically disastrous crap.

We saw Weapons last night and our heebies were thoroughly jeebied

Sitting in the sun with a beer, a chill playlist, and a big ol' sci-fi book is *exactly* how I wanted to celebrate my birthday

Alright team what order am I playing these in?

DIY > AI

Slightly diminish a name: My Chemical Fling Bloc Gathering Bowling for Instant Ramen

I’m raw dogging an idea bro I’m forming synaptic connections in my wetware and transmuting those electrical impulses into semiotic glyphs in wet black ink on pressed tree pulp I am taking it back to the illuminated era this is thought keto