Martin McMartinface
@realwizardmartin.bsky.social
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Desk jockey, reader, tabletop nerd | One day I'll be a real wizard | He/him | Tāmaki Makaurau
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Aria Winningson
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The Steam winter sale starting on my last day of work feels incredibly targeted and cruel (to my wallet, I'm delighted)
7 days ago
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Greggo 🎅
7 days ago
My response to anything over the next two weeks
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"average jrgp needs millisecond reflexes" factoid actualy just statistical error. Baguettes Georg, who lives in une cave & parries over 10,000 times each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
9 days ago
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Star Wars Outlaws is thoroughly Fine, but absolutely redeemed by it's main mechanic of Using Nix To Do Constant Mischief
10 days ago
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libertine hermit, holiday cheer mode
13 days ago
hello, i am werner hertzog, the world is cold and uncaring, this is warframe
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The new Knives Out is absolutely worth the ticket price just to hear Benoit Blanc say "scooby dooby doo"
17 days ago
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Shhh the parcel is sleeping
22 days ago
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Chris Farnell
23 days ago
Obviously this is impossible because Alan Moore looks like he's genetically a wizard, it's simply impossible to imagine what he would look like as a schoolboy oh there he is.
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We are gonna repel so many ghosts
24 days ago
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One of my favourite bands growing up are coming next year, and I'm trying to decide if I still care enough to go see them
25 days ago
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I am going to do violence on whoever saw the setting sunlight through this church's stained glass windows, and decided to blind the audience with blue LEDs instead
26 days ago
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Mark Rees
28 days ago
Happy Thanksgiving, America!
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When your favourite cafe starts serving ice cream
28 days ago
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Jacob Geller
29 days ago
butlerian jihad but only for leaf blowers
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It's truly swamp pit weather in Auckland, I'm sleeping so badly I tried pouring my coffee beans straight into the aeropress instead of the grinder
29 days ago
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Mentally I'm here
29 days ago
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Fuck yes my copy of Hellpiercers from
@sandypuggames.bsky.social
is finally in my grubby little hands!
about 1 month ago
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Cullen
about 1 month ago
math textbook covers for some reason:
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Elias Eells- Bar Cart Bookshelf
about 1 month ago
Harrow the Ninth (2021, colorized)
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I slept badly last night, so today I'm checking my leave balance to see if I can take the rest of the year off
about 1 month ago
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The most handsome clown
about 2 months ago
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Sometimes you need to pick the lowest hanging fruit
about 2 months ago
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Can't wait to dig into this, cheers!
@alwayscheckers.bsky.social
@mousehole.press
about 2 months ago
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Not ONE person at the blood donor centre was dressed as a vampire, so disappointed
about 2 months ago
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Caught!
2 months ago
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Found a sure-fire way to make sure I get enough cardio in at the gym - however long I have left on whatever podcast I'm listening to, that's how long I need to spend on the bike
2 months ago
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You know it's going to be a fun game when this is your starting inventory
2 months ago
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Absolutely phenomenal cover holy shit
youtu.be/WlP9JYASFzg?...
(thanks to
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CMAT - Wuthering Heights (Live in London)
YouTube video by CMAT
https://youtu.be/WlP9JYASFzg?si=KXhBW1tcXcm2OCYE
3 months ago
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See, him face
3 months ago
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I don't know where the need came from, but I really want to play a ttrpg character called Petrichor one day
3 months ago
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This funky lil guy had zero fear, followed us around for nearly ten minutes hoping for tasty bugs
3 months ago
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It's such a minor whinge but my hearing aid beeps 11 times when I turn it on. Why 11? 10 would make sense, or 12 would be a nice round number. Is this just a Spinal Tap reference??
3 months ago
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I've owned a copy of Illimat for nearly ten years and FINALLY got to play it for the first time today!
3 months ago
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Ran into another Glaswegian at work yesterday - turns out we went to the same schools growing up, just 15 years apart!
3 months ago
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'Fortnite removes nazi dance because James Gunn forgot to give them a heads up' is maybe the funniest headline
3 months ago
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Tried opening the console and entering 'motherlode' but my bank balance remains unaffected
3 months ago
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jade
5 months ago
i’m umberto eco and i’m here to say / this pendulum is awesome in every way
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The Elder Memes
3 months ago
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Kishi
3 months ago
In Metal Gear Solid (1998), when fighting the Hind D helicopter, you're advised to keep track of its location by listening to the stereo panning. But if you've set "Sound" to "Monaural" in the Options menu, you get this exclusive addition. . .
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Had a dream I was checking into a hotel and I very distinctively remember giving my credit card details. Did I just get Inceptioned?
3 months ago
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Eddie Clark
4 months ago
It'd be one thing for evil genius titans of capital to replace us all with robots that do our jobs better. But the mooted replacement is a frequently wrong, truth agnostic by design, suicide abetting pile of technically very impressive but practically disastrous crap.
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We saw Weapons last night and our heebies were thoroughly jeebied
4 months ago
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Jimmy Handburger
4 months ago
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Sitting in the sun with a beer, a chill playlist, and a big ol' sci-fi book is *exactly* how I wanted to celebrate my birthday
4 months ago
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Alright team what order am I playing these in?
4 months ago
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rob cham!
6 months ago
DIY > AI
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Slightly diminish a name: My Chemical Fling Bloc Gathering Bowling for Instant Ramen
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4 months ago
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Daniel Kibblesmith
5 months ago
I’m raw dogging an idea bro I’m forming synaptic connections in my wetware and transmuting those electrical impulses into semiotic glyphs in wet black ink on pressed tree pulp I am taking it back to the illuminated era this is thought keto
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Huck! The Herald Angels Sing!
5 months ago
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