So, according to a leading housing insurance company, a 3rd floor flat can be insured, but unfortunately the flat directly above it can't be insured by them, because, unlike the 3rd floor flat, it's in a region prone to flooding. I'm wondering if this company is over reliant on AI.

This is so well done. 👌

What the president is doing is batshit crazy.

So there isn't actually a ceasefire, but it's OK because there isn't actually a war, although bombing Iran is necessary to destroy nuclear sites which were completely destroyed months ago. Makes sense

This is a sniffing dog trained to look for slackers wasting time on digital media. Looks like he found one!!!

Stock photo

There should be worldwide outcry about this post. F disgusting!!!!

www.bbc.com/news/article... what I've learned about Bigfoot: Wait till spring when snow is patchy and melting to make giant footprints. Your trail has to end somewhere with no human prints visible nearby, and walking miles in giant latex rubber feet is tiring.

How it feels to keep up with the news (2017-present)

need to watch more porn, improve the standards

Florida Man... you are going to have to up your game...😉

Actually... Chuck Norris actually died 20 years ago. It just took this long for the reaper to work up the nerve to tell him!

Be careful of the free synonym buns at the bakery today. I ate one and got thesaurus throat I've ever had.

Hey everyone remember this tweet from a week ago? Tell me again how this is going exactly as planned?

Caution: Jack Russell on premises. Intruders will be greeted enthusiastically

HOLY SHIT. A dark money group, hidden behind a bunch of shell companies, is paying influencers thousands of dollars PER POST to attack @katmabu.bsky.social on social media a month before her election. Thank you to the people who declined the money and went forward with this. So who's behind this?

I've decided to maximize traffic and engagement by uploading pics with optimized keywords suggested to me by AI. #erection #cuteass #wetpussy #bigcock

I take no credit for this, but I get it! 💥

"It would be a #shame if protesters started wearing #safety glasses, hard hats, respirators, and gardening gloves, all of which can be found at the #hardware stores.... 𝗜𝘁 𝘄𝗼𝘂𝗹𝗱 𝗯𝗲 𝗮𝗻 𝗮𝘄𝗳𝘂𝗹 𝘀𝗵𝗮𝗺𝗲 𝗶𝗳 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗰𝗼𝗽𝗶𝗲𝗱 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗽𝗮𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀, 𝘀𝗼 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝘆 𝗰𝗼𝘂𝗹𝗱𝗻'𝘁 𝗱𝗲𝗹𝗲𝘁𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗼𝗿𝗶𝗴𝗶𝗻𝗮𝗹 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗸𝗲𝗱 𝗽𝗼𝘀𝘁𝘀 (𝗮𝗴𝗮𝗶𝗻)."

Your American health chief, folks! 🙃🇺🇸

If he invites FIFA to his board of peace he can take control over awarding the FIFA Peace Prize...

Did you see this? Some good tips here

#ICE 🧊 Chases Bathtub 🛀 #Viking www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGzK...

All respect.

DELETED After lying about this baby they gassed and almost killed in their own neighborhood, DHS deleted their post

Minneapolis groups call for ‘general strike’. "...several local unions—including Amalgamated Transit Union Local 1005, SEIU Local 26, UNITE HERE Local 17, CWA Local 7250, and St. Paul Federation of Educators Local 28—have lent their support to the strike." www.commondreams.org/news/minneap...

UPDATE: A federal judge in NY has ordered the Trump DOJ to respond by Friday, January 16th, to the request by Rep. @khanna.house.gov and Rep. Thomas Massie for the appointment of a Special Master to get the DOJ to comply with the Epstein Files Transparency Act.

Its the clam before the storm.

I asked Musk's AI nonce bot the question on all our lips...and it was evasive!

AIPAC spends hundreds of millions buying primaries across the country. Now they’re trying to buy mine.

And today in DC...

JUST IN: Reps. Massie and Khanna say "DOJ cannot be trusted" to release all of the Epstein files, urge a federal judge to appoint an independent overseer to make it happen. khanna.house.gov/sites/evo-su...