I have a dedicated Wyze cam to see if my heat pumps have frozen up.

@bsky.app @support.bsky.team Katie is a verified smart person. Please listen to her and make this feature a priority.

I told my father in-law to drill a hole in his old hard drive before recycling.

@abigailspanberger.com You should read this post. Feels like something you could address. old.reddit.com/r/Virginia/c...

In Philly, the customs Beagle tried to walk away with a bag of chips out of my wife's bag.

I'm fine with this.

Thanks amazon. Not sure why you think I own an accordion.

I live alone

If I were the next president, I would push to tax every billionaire a millions dollars A DAY.. EVERY DAY.... until every federal agency was back to where it was in 2022, and the White House was restored to EXACTLY the way it was.

This is an insurance company....

Ugh....

The answers were, essentially, 1) Uh maybe 2) A resounding yes 3) Sure but whose isn't

My biggest PR was 10,000 LOC.... deleted.

wasn't Yes fully Theseusized by 90125?

WTF $4,000

Should've gone with Apple TV MAX.

Well shit.... Maybe they'll add more cities.

@bsky.app @support.bsky.team I just unfollowed three people only because you don't have a "don't show reposts" setting. This feature was the only thing that kept my Twitter feed clean.

Ticketmaster has said you can buy tickets for RUSH early if you have a Citi credit card, Geico insurance, drive a Kia Sorento, use Tide detergent, have played Moving Pictures in its entirety 5 times on Spotify in the last 3 months, and have a bitchin mural on the side of your van.

@andyranimations.bsky.social Fantastic video on Apollo 13. Really enjoyed it.

IKEA is the best place for your second family.

We could have an Elvis on every Carnival cruise!

It still shows ads though...

this is the third time Donald Trump has shut down the government while his party controls both houses of Congress

They should be recalled just because of the stupid french doors... "Oh I'm just going to open my toaster oven which then pushes everything off my kitchen counter onto the floor like a giant set of windshield wipers."

How did this not overload the cell tower?? You'd think someone from the cell company would notice one tower sending out millions of txt messages.

It would be so amazing if Colbert let Kimmel guest host his show tonight.

If you're getting a passport for the first time, don't use USPS office, call your library and ask if they can do it. MUCH better experience.

Locking down your credit is a pain ("No, I really really don't want your crappy `extra` monitoring for $9/month... "), but isn't a big deal. Takes about an hour to create your account with all three agencies. Having a passport is damn handy even if you don't plan to travel.

your jacket collar should actually never touch your neck

These guys are unpopular and dumb as rocks, they did not discover a secret 'I win' button at the heart of all politics labeled 'mean tweets' or 'cancel elections.' Keep speaking, keep writing, keep marching, keep voting, force them to show the country what they are.

Sixty Three??!!?

You’d think after their cult leader tried to hang his own VP for not helping him steal an election, they’d be familiar with the notion of right on right crime. Yet it befuddles them to this day.

Van Halon

I love it when "view full thread" creates a non-sequitur.

Update: Civil War cancelled due to shooter being demographically uncooperative

Post a team you would send instead of Patel and Boingo.

Those folk have never built an app for .net 4.0 and then had to try and get it to work on Windows Server 2019.

OMG I'm dying....

This was required for every QuickTime video that Apple posted. Usually it was movie trailers, but there was also that time that BMW posted all those cool short films starring Clive Owen.

Everyone should create accounts with all three credit agencies and put a lock on your credit report ASAP. Just be sure to deny all the up-sell paid products they try to push on you during the process.

Holy cow. Knitters on Tiktok are FURIOUS at @hankgreen.bsky.social over his sci-show YT video on knitting. I've been fed several multi-minute toks ripping the video to shreds for both it's tone and inaccuracy.

I have never NEVER understood what a manager, who is 4 levels down from the CEO and 3 levels above my boss, does all day. What decision is this guy making that couldn't be made by the guy below him?

age verification: first game console: Atari 2600 first computer in our home: TRS 80 color of appliances in our home: Harvest Gold first celebrity crush: Joan Jett

He looks like Benedict Cumberbatch's alcoholic uncle who smokes 2 packs a day.

For the love of god please let me turn off re-posts for specific accounts in my feed.

If there was a vaccine for lime disease, I would take it. If there was a vaccine for Parkinson's, I would take it. If there was a vaccine for Alzheimer's, I would take it.

I once "improved some SQL " that ended up charging customers up to 1000% more than was on their invoice. 😵‍💫

****starts patenting software****