Esmeralda von Lesbian
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🏳️🌈 Chaotic good, now more chaotic than good she/her
I know a lot of people hated A House of Dynamite but I absolutely loved it (even though I was frustrated at the ending).
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WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS ABOUT BEN SOLO HOW DO WE FIX THIS
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Merriam-Webster
about 2 months ago
enshittification | noun | when a digital platform is made worse for users, in order to increase profits
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And now I’ve watched The Poughkeepsie Tapes and same deal as before. It’s a terribly made and acted movie. If you’re going to make a provocative movie at least make it well.
2 months ago
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Look. If you’re gonna make a movie like Megan Is Missing, at least make it good. That movie was fucking terrible all the way around. And a really good indication of what will NOT happen if you get scammed by someone on the internets.
2 months ago
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I despise Reed Richards’ stretchy power, please tell me he has others
3 months ago
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I had children with the WRONG MAN 🤬
3 months ago
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Ok look. LOOK. I’m not saying I’m not gay, but David Corenswet could get it. I’d be bi for a man like Clark Kent
3 months ago
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Do you have any idea how much I hate living in red states all the goddamn time 😩
3 months ago
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The longer I’m gay the more gay I am 🙃
4 months ago
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Y’all Superman was so good!
4 months ago
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Where are all the lesbians in Atlanta? Come find me dammit
4 months ago
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I haven’t been here much lately have I missed anything
4 months ago
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I’m tired of being respectable-ish I think I’ll just be chaotic now
4 months ago
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Jack
5 months ago
I have a tenuous grip on whatever this is.
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Governor Gavin Newsom
5 months ago
The federal government is moving to take over the California National Guard and deploy 2,000 soldiers. That move is purposefully inflammatory and will only escalate tensions.
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Jason Kint
5 months ago
Amazing. Respect the lede.
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Joe Walsh
5 months ago
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Anna Hughes 🍁
5 months ago
this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake
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Chris Hayes
5 months ago
I'm just glad one of these men has the nuclear codes and the other has all our personal data.
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Ron Filipkowski
5 months ago
I got no popcorn left at this point.
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Wait what did I miss between Elon and Trump?
5 months ago
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Ok literally nobody believes that I’m gay and that’s rude. 🤬
5 months ago
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Happy Pride! 🏳️🌈
5 months ago
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I don’t want any of the men anymore. Time to find a girlfriend.
5 months ago
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I think I’m just gay now
5 months ago
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Hank Green
6 months ago
Someone recently told me I was lying to my audience about being a leftist. So...just checking...were you ever under the impression that I am anything like a leftist? I'm, like, super obviously a normal boring lib...right? Happy to work with leftists. Much respect to them! But, like, look at me...
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Rick
7 months ago
He literally tweeted: This is a great time to BUY! Just hours ago. And then he paused tariffs. He’s literally committing crimes in front of the entire world. 😳
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Alt National Park Service
7 months ago
To the world: We are fighting back. Our movement has been silenced by the media here—but we are not backing down. This is what our streets looked like across multiple cities. Tomorrow, there will be more of us! Raise a glass to freedom. —With love, Your American allies.
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Brian Tyler Cohen
7 months ago
A+ community note.
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Jeff Sharlet
7 months ago
You can read this and be depressed that so far the U.S. has lacked the courage to do this, or you can get a little jolt of encouragement--it can be done. Here's an example.
add a skeleton here at some point
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Brian Tyler Cohen
7 months ago
Finally *liberated* from a strong economy, record stock market, and historically low unemployment.
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Hank Green
7 months ago
I have a hard time with the way we let Bill Clinton still be a thing.
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Tim Onion
7 months ago
I'm watching CNBC. These anchors are so angry. They really didn't believe he'd do it. They're actually just now, 10 years into this shit, realizing he's a maniac hellbent on revenge and there's no grand plan for the markets. Better late than never but holy shit.
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Rewatching Don’t Look Up and it’s so much more upsetting this time around
7 months ago
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Ron Filipkowski
7 months ago
He wore the cheesehead hat in WI. Spent $20 million. Paid people to sign petitions. Paid people to canvas. Did million dollar giveaways. A rally. TV interviews. But I guess people in Wisconsin didn’t appreciate an oligarch trying to buy their civil liberties.
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Cory Booker
7 months ago
I may be tired and a little hoarse, but as I said again and again on the Senate floor, this is a moment where we cannot afford to be silent, when we must speak up.
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2013-2016 was an insane stretch of years but I can’t remember why, I just remember the feelings it caused
7 months ago
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Aaron Rupar
7 months ago
Booker finally yields after more than 25 hours of speaking 👏👏👏
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William Shakespeare
7 months ago
First, heaven be the record to my speech
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Ashton Pittman
7 months ago
Sen. Cory Booker—a Black man—just BROKE segregationist Strom Thurmond's record for longest floor speech in US Senate history. Thurmond spoke for 24 hours 18 minutes in opposition to civil rights. Booker has now spoken for 24 hours and 19 minutes against Trump's abuses against Americans' rights.
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OMG HE DID IT!
7 months ago
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Come on, Cory, beat Strom Thurmond’s record BEAT THAT FUCKING RECORD
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jamelle
7 months ago
what booker is doing right now is an example of what i mean when i say things like “we need more ambition right now.” there is room in american politics right now for people with ambition to take big stands and reap the rewards. he’s doing it!
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Aaron Rupar
7 months ago
Booker: "I confess that I have been imperfect. I confess that I've been inadequate to the moment. I've confess that the Democratic Party has made terrible mistakes that gave a lane to this demagogue. I confess we all must look in the mirror and say 'we will do better.'"
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Ok Corey Booker! Will something good come from this? I sincerely hope so
7 months ago
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Jason O. Gilbert
7 months ago
The moment in the movie where Lindsay Lohan realizes she swapped bodies with the FBI director
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Twin Dad But SpoOooOky
7 months ago
Gotta give it to that reporter for his professionalism. Any time I was added to a more serious room on the old Twitter, I’d drop incredibly inappropriate/dirty gifs until everyone left.
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Marcia Marcia Marcia
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snargleplax
8 months ago
They should invent a guy who is the very model of a modern Major-General
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