THREE MINUTES!!!!!!!!!

Imma go hang out with socialists tomorrow, Wadsworth’s wife would understand.

Well now I’m obsessed with James Garfield and Chester Arthur

aside from failed candidates and the Trump administration, whose prospective misery tonight is bringing you the most joy? I think mine is Cardinal Dolan

(minneapolis voice) LORD I SEE WHAT YOU HAVE DONE FOR NEW YORK

ITS A BLUE TSUMAMDANI

MAMDANI!!!!! God I wish I was a New Yorker

I think I am the only person in the world who has watched A House of Dynamite as many times as I’ve watched it

I know a lot of people hated A House of Dynamite but I absolutely loved it (even though I was frustrated at the ending).

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS ABOUT BEN SOLO HOW DO WE FIX THIS

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And now I’ve watched The Poughkeepsie Tapes and same deal as before. It’s a terribly made and acted movie. If you’re going to make a provocative movie at least make it well.

Look. If you’re gonna make a movie like Megan Is Missing, at least make it good. That movie was fucking terrible all the way around. And a really good indication of what will NOT happen if you get scammed by someone on the internets.

I despise Reed Richards’ stretchy power, please tell me he has others

I had children with the WRONG MAN 🤬

Ok look. LOOK. I’m not saying I’m not gay, but David Corenswet could get it. I’d be bi for a man like Clark Kent

Do you have any idea how much I hate living in red states all the goddamn time 😩

The longer I’m gay the more gay I am 🙃

Y’all Superman was so good!

Where are all the lesbians in Atlanta? Come find me dammit

I haven’t been here much lately have I missed anything

I’m tired of being respectable-ish I think I’ll just be chaotic now

I have a tenuous grip on whatever this is.

The federal government is moving to take over the California National Guard and deploy 2,000 soldiers. That move is purposefully inflammatory and will only escalate tensions.

Amazing. Respect the lede.

this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake

I'm just glad one of these men has the nuclear codes and the other has all our personal data.

I got no popcorn left at this point.

Wait what did I miss between Elon and Trump?

Ok literally nobody believes that I’m gay and that’s rude. 🤬

Happy Pride! 🏳️‍🌈

I don’t want any of the men anymore. Time to find a girlfriend.

I think I’m just gay now

Someone recently told me I was lying to my audience about being a leftist. So...just checking...were you ever under the impression that I am anything like a leftist? I'm, like, super obviously a normal boring lib...right? Happy to work with leftists. Much respect to them! But, like, look at me...

He literally tweeted: This is a great time to BUY! Just hours ago. And then he paused tariffs. He’s literally committing crimes in front of the entire world. 😳

To the world: We are fighting back. Our movement has been silenced by the media here—but we are not backing down. This is what our streets looked like across multiple cities. Tomorrow, there will be more of us! Raise a glass to freedom. —With love, Your American allies.

A+ community note.

You can read this and be depressed that so far the U.S. has lacked the courage to do this, or you can get a little jolt of encouragement--it can be done. Here's an example.

Finally *liberated* from a strong economy, record stock market, and historically low unemployment.

I have a hard time with the way we let Bill Clinton still be a thing.

I'm watching CNBC. These anchors are so angry. They really didn't believe he'd do it. They're actually just now, 10 years into this shit, realizing he's a maniac hellbent on revenge and there's no grand plan for the markets. Better late than never but holy shit.

Rewatching Don’t Look Up and it’s so much more upsetting this time around

He wore the cheesehead hat in WI. Spent $20 million. Paid people to sign petitions. Paid people to canvas. Did million dollar giveaways. A rally. TV interviews. But I guess people in Wisconsin didn’t appreciate an oligarch trying to buy their civil liberties.

I may be tired and a little hoarse, but as I said again and again on the Senate floor, this is a moment where we cannot afford to be silent, when we must speak up.

2013-2016 was an insane stretch of years but I can’t remember why, I just remember the feelings it caused

Booker finally yields after more than 25 hours of speaking 👏👏👏

First, heaven be the record to my speech

Sen. Cory Booker—a Black man—just BROKE segregationist Strom Thurmond's record for longest floor speech in US Senate history. Thurmond spoke for 24 hours 18 minutes in opposition to civil rights. Booker has now spoken for 24 hours and 19 minutes against Trump's abuses against Americans' rights.

OMG HE DID IT!