my wife gave me a custom long furby for my birthday and i don’t know how she will ever outdo this

a good birthday ends with playing overcooked

surprise elvis impersonator at the minnesota zoo’s valentine’s day after hours event

came home to a letter from DSI and i was ready to be so mad if it was a nastygram for having cops come out for an alarm and not having a permit because i submitted the application last year!!! but vindication, it’s the check being returned bc they were unable to process it with the cyber attack.

beautiful day to revisit getting mad at cars (went for a run for the first time in awhile and had one car all but run a stop sign instead of waiting for me, and another with plenty of time to stop at the intersection on smith but of course did not)

i’m verklempt and so happy for the kid from kazakhstan who won gold skating to a kazakh artist 😭 he did so good

I know like one thing about the pwhl and it's that Italy can go ahead and illegal hit Britta Curl all they want

who is going to stand by the pan

saw the license plate TRIKER tonight and i wonder if they are a tricycle enthusiast or a star trek fan

The problem with just advocating for ICE to leave Minnesota but not to dismantle it entirely is that they are capable of doing this again, any time, anywhere. Don’t advocate for the harm to continue elsewhere. Advocate for the harm to end everywhere forever.

what do you mean the city added some small business utilization forms the week this is due and we have to sign saying we support the goal in the solicitation but there is no goal? and you didn’t extend the deadline so we could meaningfully engage with additional small biz to our team? wtaf??

i need a rug in my office so i can comfortably disassociate on the floor as god intended

Someone was abducted at 10 AM by ICE on Central Ave. Their coworker says they’ve lived here for over 20 years, are documented, and have 3 kids who were born here. Don’t be fooled by headlines when they’ve been lying to us the whole time. We still need you out patrolling until every agent is gone.

fighting with old people in the knee replacement group about using chat gpt 🤡

oh

Hey y'all, Atlanta Roller Derby is running out of time to meet our Indiegogo campaign for the new venue. If you're able to donate or share, we'd really appreciate the boosting!

The gestapo (theoretically) leaving with their tails tucked between their legs is NOT the same as returning our neighbors, fixing our communities, paying serious reparations, and making sure those fuckers face justice for their crimes. But, boy does this feel (cautiously optimistically) good

Woah, this thread.

People can have different political opinions about immigration policy. Political differences are fine, healthy for a democracy. But if you’re okay with this, that’s not a political opinion. That is a moral failing. 27/

To everyone thanking me, much appreciated but not why I posted! Pls support your local immigrant defense group like: The Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota: www.ilcm.org/donate/ Or my hometown LUCE: www.lucemass.org/donate Or Google your city/state & “immigrant defense” to find your local heroes!

I’ve never seen a single episode of Dawson’s Creek, but culturally it was everywhere and yet the star still had to auction memorabilia to raise money for his cancer care. What a fucked up country and it just makes me really sad for James Van Der Beek and the people who loved him.

it’s gotta be Jupiter Ascending (2015), right? 😂

Maya is one of my favorite spots. Amazing food, kind people. Their storefront being dark these past weeks has hurt. But tonight, there was a light on Central. The smell of something incredible in the air. They’re opening tomorrow for the first time in weeks. Let's show up for them.

For me that is specifically Facebook, where Matt has posted this same video on the We Rate Dogs page!

Love to Marie-Philip Poulin! I really hope she’ll be well enough to return later in the tournament. No word on extent of injury. Poulin is currently one goal away from tying Hayley Wickenheiser for most Olympic goals in women’s hockey all time. #MPPforever #CaptainClutch #WomensHockey #Olympics ❤️🌈🏒🇨🇦

if MPP is out I hope some other Canadian will carry the torch of absolutely wrecking Britta Curl’s shit 😢

wonderful but how’s Klaebo’s medal count going, I’m so invested after I watched his insane skate ski sprint up a hill in the skiathlon.

my old firm worked on that bridge and now i kind of wish i was still there to hear what they have to say about this insanity

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happy monday, some invisible update happened at work and fucking copilot stole the keyboard shortcut for fitting a frame to content in InDesign, and the apparent options for disabling the copilot side are closed to me because of work computer settings. i am Big Mad about this.

skiathlon looks brutal and then this guy klaebo puts on the turbo jets and i have DONE skate skiing…how did he do that. my quads are screaming for him. he has five more events?!

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An Unkindness of Ghosts by Rivers Solomon

in my house the almost 44 year old said “is that ricky martin” and the 36 year old said “i don’t know”

it’s not even an homage to liam and y’all need to take a breath

Hey y'all there is more than one Hispanic looking kid in the world, just letting you know this.

1) I think it was supposed to be him giving the Grammy to a younger version of himself and 2) I strongly urge people to ask themselves why they can’t tell two latino boys apart

okay this is way more impressive than getting married at a roller derby halftime

I just know you don’t have to understand the words to enjoy good music and a good show

is pedro pascal on the porch

i’m ranting that no one would die for a bud light keg and then - was that peyton manning or am i bad at sports men - shows up and says “this was not necessary, there’s a trail” okay THAT was funny

The Mandalorian & Grogu ride in a Tauntaun in their Big Game spot, narrated by the one and only Sam Elliott

brandi sang beautifully and now the super bowl is over, tho i hear there’s a pretty cool concert later?

i needed a trigger warning for chris pratt what the heck

do you think tom brady liked taking the stage during american idiot

watched 30 minutes of the olympics live this morning and saw one (1) 5000m men’s speed skating race because there were so many ads (after we upgraded to no ads last night??) and they had a super bowl segment (i yelled, “who cares?!”)

“barring anything crazy” and then the snowboarder face plants, the announcer’s curse!!

i asked about this: “in my head they’re all Wario” ☠️☠️

i don’t even like to drive my car at 90 mph and these skiers are going 90 mph just with their human bodies. their fragile meat sacks full of bones. no thank you.