I enjoy Montreal as a place, not as a bunch of happy people singing in my team's arena 👎🏻👎🏻

a box full of sabres moms

a quiet frigid bright blue day is good for the soul

You have achieved financial success + professional prestige in your field. Congratulations! The Disgusting Pervert wishes to meet. Accept?

this mom at my kids' school is hassling MY KID and it's being handled responsibly but I also want to unleash fury upon her

in case anyone was wondering, you can improve the chewiness of a bad bag of sour patch kids by putting a piece of bread in the bag with the kids for a few days.

hockey is like infinitely more entertaining than football

the side streets in this city are a complete disaster

my body is so tired. please stop.

I just saw a public apology letter to Kevyn Adams and no we don't need to do that

the sabres are doing so well because everything else is so bad. someone flipped the switch on the sabres torment vortex and now it's unleashed hell upon us

yeah so apparently what that dumbass little oval actually meant was "the lake effect snow band from the frozen lake will stop over your house exactly and drop six inches"

STOP IT

🥲

lol they have the leafs in hell

I said no more please 😭😭😭

I wish I could throw tomatoes at Terry Pegula

jesus christ, bills

have you ever had a dream completely change the way you think about someone in real life?

tuning into the classical station while you're driving around is very underrated

no more snow please

mom's on a work call--time to become a problem

the correct answer to 75% of r/roomdetective posts is "you spend a lot of time on instagram"

I'm going to play final fantasy vii

peace is what the powerful ask for when they don't want to be interrupted

ew

it looks like they're playing this game in a fine mist of mud

Me watching the Buffalo Sabres for the last two months

I want justice for every person terrorized, stolen, and murdered by this administration and I want that justice to be so merciless that no one tries this shit again.

the worst thing you can ask a dev to do is figure out why someone didn't get an email. I don't know and I don't fucking care.

there's something about a four day old peanut butter cookie that really evokes that week after Christmas feeling

idk how the NHL rules are written but they should be more like roller derby: any forceful contact above the shoulders is a penalty. but even then we'd probably end up in some absurd state of affairs where it's not "forceful" unless you black out on the ice.

when you're woke you can block shots and score short handed goals like that no problem. maybe take some notes, everyone else

honestly after 46 years im just very tired of living in christofasicsts incredibly small minded and boring desired world, or the world struggling to become it; maybe as a society we should give them the social dejection they fantasize about constantly

how much of my hair should I get cut off?

he's proven himself to be a sports dummy many a time, but I do understand Terry's impulse to take drastic action upon seeing his big beautiful boy crying after the game

every time I go out to shovel it starts snowing again

parenting teenagers is NOT FUN

I'd love to set something on fire right now

damn what a miserable week

quite a few "heavy freezing spray" warnings lately

our children have come to rob you at gunpoint

👶🏻⚔️👶🏻⚔️👶🏻

I enjoy Nashville's anthem singer

I hate national broadcasts so much

I love you, Rasmus

bills state media is unlistenable today

turn your freaking headlights on out there, ya dinguses

oof. can't wait to see what Terry's next great decision will be.

synchronized reffing 📸 by Brie Eloise