Got headhunted for a job for the first time in my life a couple weeks ago. Didn’t end up making the final round of interviews, but man the dopamine rush of actively being sought out hit like crack

Welcome to NHL Free Agent Frenzy, where we find out which of four teams the top free agents and trade targets are going to

Where they goin’ Chuck?

Quick Sabres takes: Thanks for everything, Tuch. Sincerely. 2nd round this year was disappointing but he gave his all overall and I’m glad he got his payday Byram trade was absolute robbery. Great job Jarmo and good luck, Bo. Only giving up 4th overall for a whale (Robertson, Larkin, Thomas)

Homegrown Simpsons stuff

Love the scenic views from Buffalo’s Outer Harbor

Going down to Florida this weekend and one of my favorite comedians will be in town. Went to check on tickets and this comedy club wants NINETY-NINE United States Dollars for one ticket. It appears the other shows on his tour are about half that.

Imagine my surprise when I got a notification that the Hurricanes are doing the same exact thing they’ve done for the last 7ish years in the playoffs

I’m thankful for this season but the most important players letting us down when it mattered most hurts so bad.

Alex Tuch doesn’t deserve a dime.

It’s “take a half day and drink patio beers before game 7” weather

Honestly, aside from Lyon letting up 3 on 3, that was such a remarkable effort from the Sabres. Full marks to each and every one of them tonight

Dobes the second a puck is passed across the ice

STOP WITH THE DUMB PENALTIES

Stupid penalty

Really need a save there

Absolutely shambolic performance at home. They should be ashamed to a man.

Trade Tage for Robert Thomas, let Tuch get paid wherever and hand the keys over to Ostlund, Kulich and Helenius

Team full of cowards

And Tage can fuck off. Either play hockey or fuck off

Ride Lyon to the end. UPL isn’t up for this

Exclusive footage of me in my living room after the 1st period last night

Fuck you. Go Sabres

truly stunning how bad everything surrounding the game has been for the nhl. the MLS studio crew has 1000x more dignity and actual knowledge of their league in comparison

What’s the point anymore? These leagues start fixing games once Buffalo teams get to a certain point. They got their tv ratings and ticket and merchandise sales.

This is inexcusable officiating for a playoff game. The Sabres came out strong and they are doing everything to try and stop the Sabres from winning.

This is so clearly fixed

This is some atrocious officiating

Fuck the entire way off

Absolute fucking bullshit

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The reality is that the Sabres can make a few tweaks to what they’re doing and get back to dominating games. It just sucks watching them get absolutely shelled and get caught out so many times for two straight games

Get Kozak back in Carrick. He’s clearly not 100% and added nothing tonight. Helenius should be in for Greenway. Metsa and Kesselring 3rd pair

Absolute clown show tonight. Not an ounce of hockey IQ on display

Another great play from the 11m man

Good thing Tuch did absolutely nothing to block that shot.

This team quit. It’s over

Bench Logan Stanley for that. Jesus Christ

It’s been a month and these calls in the playoffs have been the softest calls I’ve seen all season

How on earth is Dahlin getting any penalty, let alone the only one?

Also I don’t want Gronk anywhere near any Buffalo sporting event ever again. He’s a traitor and a coward

Tage should ride the pine after that effort

If we didn’t already have Dahlin I’d give Benson the C next year

There isn’t an actual reason that Seth Appert should have a job next season

Still waiting for the whistles to go away in the playoffs

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National broadcast openly rooting for Montreal is bullshit

Two hours to faceoff

I went to the gym and ate an entire bag of salad for lunch so I can have 15 beers during the Sabres game tonight, actually.

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