I never thought I was a conspiracy theorist but I feel all this craziness is turning me into one. Like they’re going to test Lindsay Graham for poisons, right?

I too had a 20 minute phone call with McConnell. We discussed concerns about the upcoming football season but agreed with Josh Allen anything is possible.

If I’m making BBQ expect meat related jokes. I hope everyone has a safe and happy 4th.

I’m sorry but I just can’t into soccer 🫣 . I feel like I’m the into person but happy others are having fun.

WTF the Sabres hired Lucic? I’m not happy about that and still remember what he did to Miller.

That was a wild ending. Red Sox may not be good this year but it’s always nice to beat the Yankees 🧹🧹🧹🧹

That was one of the worst throws in baseballs I’ve ever seen. Seriously Redsox all you had to do was not fuck up the 9th.

Rearranging my bar. One thing doesn’t seem to belong…

I need him to be good. Suban couldn’t pronounce UPLs name. Imagine him trying to say this 😂.

Alway boo Bettman when you have the chance.

Extending Benson makes up for for being sad over losing Tuch. So far happy with what Jarmo is doing.

I’m not happy with Tuch going to Washington.

I was hoping Denver would’ve picked Koa Peat.

Who the hell is Louis Crevier? Are we happy Sabres fans?

Doing a preorder and then forgetting about it is just past you buying future you a present. Forgot about this Buffalo Bison sweatshirt and got a fun surprise in the mail.

Poor Spurs fans who once again watched their team collapse after a lead.

No other sport can make the last 30 seconds of a game take forever like basketball

Knicks 👀👀👀👀

I know there are more important things going on. But has anyone else fallen down the stolen legos rabbit hole. How a YouTuber by helping an old man has stumbled into what looks like not only the corrupt owners of Bricks and MiniFigs corporation but also corruption in a police department/town.

Wildest basketball game I’ve ever seen.

The economy is shit and people can’t afford gas and groceries. So the NFL is like hey mindless fans here is a cheap ass fanatics shirt with iron on words that’ll peel off after washing for 50 bucks. This is why I make my own sports gear now.

I'm crying 😭😭😭 It's just Lisa Salters arm sticking up

That’s some bs as a common foul. He targeted him. Can’t convince me otherwise

I love New York.

The fact Lindy Ruff didn’t win coach of the year means he never will.

Going to the gym not only is good for your health but also saves lives of those around you 😂

Totally not jealous of other teams making big deals and we’re stuck with Beane as a GM.

Went to the gym today. Was it good, no. But I went and almost lost a nail.

President’s trophy is a curse.

I wanted a Sabres Vs Avalanche Stanley cup. I guess the only positive is by the Sabres not going we don’t have to hear the Eichel vs Sabres bullshit.

I was already done with hockey because I’m bitter. But I can’t believe Vegas may sweep. Makes it even easier not to watch the Stanley Cup.

Hockey is dead to me. Yes I’m still feeling dramatic after the Sabres were eliminated.

Today’s going to be rough.

Terry Pegula is going to fire Sean McDermott again for this

Last tweet before I go into total depression. Carolina is going to destroy the Canadians.

I’m heartbroken and later on will have a more adult response later. All I will say is I’m going to get drunk and I’ve enjoyed our Sabres banter. Now on to the Bills.

Round 2

I’m just glad BlueSky got up and running so we can all be together for this game.

I’m on to my third glass of whiskey. I can’t take the stress.

In the words of RJ, “WERE GOING INTO OVVVEEEEERRRRR TIME!!!!!”

Anyone else pacing and talking to themselves?

I hope the hockey fans who aren’t caring who wins are enjoying themselves. Because I’m not having a good time. This game may kill me.

Ruff looks like he wants to fight the refs

TIED UP!!!! I’m very unwell and hyperventilating like a normal person

Come on Sabres. Keep up the pressure and win this thing.

Watching the Sabres