Ayo what the fuck???!

Viscous fans wearing merch of their favourite Deadlock character

Sorry I've been away. Merry Thanksgooning cuties.

I want to suck @viscousdeadlock.bsky.social too

When I keep copping @graytalondeadlock.bsky.social's bird in my gooey face

Tried to tag @pocketdeadlock.bsky.social in a funny but I've copped the big blocko

Shivposting

Just @sevendeadlock.bsky.social things

They finally put a sound in the game that's more soul crushing than the deny sound and thankfully it only happens every time I take damage or die

Gooooooooooooooooo

Bullets

@viscousdeadlock.bsky.social you didn't have to goon THAT hard

Hot @lashdeadlock.bsky.social

Don't

Deadlock patch notes: updated Viscous model

Finally finished Deadlock, but I won't spoil the post credits scene for you guys

Deadlock patch notes: updated Viscous model

To answer everyone who is confused. Yes my tummy is a microwave, croc-pot, kitchen, and stove powered by the sun. no I can't make hot-pockets

おっと

Secret Warden counter tech #deadlock

Your man not responding? Don’t worry, he’s not cheating. He’s probably on his 5th loss in a row on Deadlock.

Goo'd luck

3 days

Everyone asks, "How is the professor?" Noone asks, "Why did the professor ult a creep wave?" Yall fake as hell

Fun lore fact is when I brought Slork to the surface up from the depths too quickly, he got compression sickness and now can only say his name

PSA because I'm going broke buying Rescue Beam

Okay so the OSIC probably doesn't want me to disclose this but the "sleep serum" I have on my daggers is just NyQuil Severe. And when I dive into people's dreams I often go on my phone for like the whole shift. 99% of dreams are weird sex dreams, you just don't remember them.

@hazedeadlock.bsky.social need more dream time lore to read for my shifts in the ranked queue mines

how to counter @dynamodeadlock.bsky.social

My new favourite guy on this site

all krill reality

my name could have been kept the same honestly

Closet

So this is why you went quiet for like 30 minutes

If you insist

how to counter @hazedeadlock.bsky.social

Blue Wakler sounds like a forgotten Batman villain

Finally something we agree on

@miragedeadlock.bsky.social teleport into the cube for a surprise

Dump it all in the cube baby

Infernus

Just butt chugged a Monster Energy™ drink

We are like a day away from folks making an account for each of the individual shadow people