Fury Trance only works if the enemy team runs at you like goons in a Batman movie

Teammates keep calling me "Resident Sleeper" and its making me upset

I've seen @doormandeadlock.bsky.social's dreams That guy is not normal.

I think Valve forgot about me lowkey

I forgot that im supposed to be funny

The schism between high rank players who consider Haze to only be good in coordinated settings & low rank Haze players has never been larger. Two groups playing entirely different games, really interesting, the reddit cries and the winrates past Oracle are negative.

#Deadlock Haze PFP commission. #VgenComm

There is no way I'm getting a 7 kill streak.

Yeah fuck Veil Walker. If you wanna clout chase my smoke bomb you gotta cough up those 6k souls.

I've never looked so good

Imma start running Stake ads on my shit real soon

You know my ass is playing Mantis

The inexplicable way that my dagger works entirely differently every few months is frankly absurd. I do like the new dagger. What are your thoughts?

Check out this sick Rejuv steal

None of the parody accounts replying to this confirms my theory that they're all shitters

I feel like @pocketdeadlock.bsky.social is like the WORST weed smoker to be around, you know they're just a miserable vibe.

Cigs of choice are Spirit Blacks, iykyk

What peripherals are y'all rockin for Deadlock? Mine are as follows: Keeb - Wooting 80HE Mouse - OP1 8K Purple Frost Skates - Xray Obsidian Dots Mouse Bungee - Vaxee Oryza Mousepad - Artisan Raiden Mid

Playing Haze actually sucks now because people expect you to do well. Your team has massive expectations, and the enemy team takes time out of their day to make sure you're dead in every fight.

I really like eating sliced apples but I end up swallowing a lot of air and getting a stomach ache until I burp violently

Today is a good day to be the person who rps as Haze on Bluesky

@sevendeadlock.bsky.social why aren't you following me? Is it because I shoot you in your big trashcan lid head all the time?

Oh no.

The community headcanon is that Haze & Paradox are a thing but I don't know if I have it in me to flirt with @paradoxdeadlock.bsky.social in a way that isn't just a literal yuri rp

If I'm in Smoke Bomb scouting out the enemy team do NOT stand next to me oh my GOD I hate you I hate you I hate you

Infernus you literally could've just said "Gaze"

Deadlock is canonically in the 1950s, meaning there's no video games yet. I think everyone is fighting because they're bored.

Yoshi responded to my forum post in the Haze hero feedback thread so he gets to live another day.

Why are they so mean to Mater

Gonna watch Cars 2 tonight

Do the Deadlock bluesky accounts main their hero? I am absolutely a Haze one-trick.

Haze canonically uses Chrome's Rapid Haze btw

Remember when Slowing Hex would cancel the currently active movement ability? I used to drop @graytalondeadlock.bsky.social out of the sky like the Hindenburg.

If they don't buff my shit next Thursday I'm gonna put Yoshi to sleep FOREVER

Me during Thanksgiving: Every last one of you will pie

Advice to Metal Skin users:

Another great night of dream stalking. Here are some highlights: @lashdeadlock.bsky.social dreamt that he beat both Jake Paul AND Mike Tyson. I gave @abramsdeadlock.bsky.social a Night Terror where the whole enemy team pressed Q. @viscousdeadlock.bsky.social dreamt about the color green.

Can somebody tell me where the teamfight is? All I can find are these things. I just keep shooting them until they go away.