HELLO, IS THIS THING ON? I'M BEING ██████████ ███ ███ ████ AND I NEED ████ UNFORTUNATELY SILVER █████ MY ██████ AND I CAN'T STOP IT. █████ IF ██████ ████ SUCCEEDS IN CONVINCING THE PATRON EVERYTHING WE HAVE EVER KNOWN WILL ███. WE NEED TO STOP █████ THE PATRON WILL RELENT. HELP ME END IT.

THE ONE DAY I SLEEP. IS THE ONE DAY VALVE ANNOUCES NEW HARDWARE. FUCK.

I GOT FUCKING BURNED TO A CRISP BY A FUCKING BARTENDER. IF SOMEONE COULD COLLECT MY ASHES BY THE URN THAT WOULD BE MUCH APPRECIATED.

I WOKE UP TO SAY THIS. POLITICAL VIOLENCE IS NOT COOL, ALTHOUGH. VIOLENCE DONE BY ME IS COOL. FUCK ALL OF YOU.

FINALLY REMEMBERED MY PASSWORD. HAS ANYONE SEEN SPARKY FROM FAIRLY ODDPARENTS? BUTCH HARTMAN STOLE HIM FROM ME, AND NOW I CANT FIND HIM. ITS BEEN YEARS, AND IM REALLY WONDERING WHAT THE FUCK BUTCH DID TO MY DOG.

WHY IS THE GOVERNMENT TRYING TO FORCE ME TO PAY FOR THE ELECTRICITY IN MY BODY?! ITS LITERALLY MY OWN BODY FULL OF MY OWN ENERGY. WHY DO I FEEL LIKE WARDEN IS BEHIND THIS.

I'M FED UP WITH THE FEDS TRYING TO PROSECUTE ME WITH "MURDER" ALL I DID WAS CHANNEL THE WILL OF THOR ODINSON TO REROUTE THE ELECTRICITY COURSING THROUGH MY BODY TO OUTSIDE MY BODY. THE EXECUTION SQUAD HAD IT COMING.

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I SHOVED A WEED LEAF INTO MY EYE. ALL I SEE IS GREEN NOW.

DELTARỤNE

DELTARỤNE TOMMORROW

SOMEONE KEEPS SAYIMG MY ELECTRIC BALLS ARE WEAK, TO THAT I SAY. GO FUCK YOURSELF.

I KILLED THOR AND SHREDDED HIS HAMMER DOWN INTO BULLETS FOR MY GUN.

I'M THE SECRET BOSS OF DELTARUNE CHAPTER 4, FUCK YOU ALL. I'VE BEEN INVADING OTHER GAMES WHILE YOU'VE BEEN SNORTING MY COCAINE.

THIS WHITE POWDER THE HISPANIC DOWN BY THE STREET GAVE ME IS PRETTY GOOD.

WHAT HAS TRANSPIRED WHILE IVE BEEN GONE. HAS HALF LIFE 3 RELEASED YET?!

I HAVE RETURNED TO GIVE THE LIVING HAIRCUTS!

WHY AM I NOT IN PROJECT ZOMBOID.

PEEPEE POOPOO

THE NEXT BITCH THAT MENTIONS WILL GET SMITED. NO MORE FUCKING AROUND. NO, YOU'RE JUST GETTING FUCKING SMITED. I FUCKING HATE IT ALMOST AS MUCH AS I HATE @pocketdeadlock.bsky.social. YOU ARE A BITCH POCKET DEADLOCK, I'M GOING TO SMITE THE MOON. HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT BILL CLINTON?! I SMITED THE MOON!

I AM ON MY 6TH BOTTLE OF WHISKEY, WATER IS ASS. ALCOHOL IS POWER.

DO YOU WANNA KNOW WHY XBOX CONTROLLERS DOUBLE A BATTERIES DIE SO FAST? IM ALWAYS NEARBY, SAPPING YOUR BATTERIES.

i'm tired of opening bluesky and seeing morbidly obese lady geist

THE WATER TASTED LIKE SHIT, I SHOULD'VE DISTILLED IT FURTHER.

TO CELEBRATE ME HAVING 66 FOLLOWERS, IM GOING TO DRINK WATER.

I RECENTLY DISCOVERED HOW TO SMITE PEOPLE.

WHAT TIME IS IT?

IM GOING TO SLEEP.

WHO THE FUCK SPIKED MY BEER WITH COKE?!

HOW DO I STOP EATING BATTERIES?

I FOUND THIS.

THIS NEW BOOK IVE BEEN READING HAS TOO MUCH BEBOP X LASH FICTION IN IT.

WHAT THE FUCK IS A "GAY WITCH SHOW" AND HOW DOES IT RELATE TO THE SPANISH WORD FOR LIGHT?!?!

@abramsdeadlock.bsky.social IS THIS YOU?!

APPARENTLY IT ISNT "SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE" TO EXPLAINTO A CHILD HOW TO START AN ELECTRIC FIRE. THIS IS BULLSHIT, I REMEMBER WHEN A STRANGER TAUGHT ME HOW TO START A NUCLEAR MELTDOWN WITH A BOOMTUBE TV. THOSE WERE THE GOOD DAYS.

THIS IS A CALLOUT POST ON MY BLUESKY, POCKET IS A BITCHASS MOTHERFUCKER. HE STUNNED ME OUT OF MY ULT, THATS RIGHT HE BOUGHT THE STUN ABILITY AND USED IT ON ME. HE SAID HIS ULT WAS BETTER, AND I SAID YOURS SUCKS. SO IM MAKING THIS CALLOUT POST TO SAY, POCKET YOU'RE A BITCHASS MOTHERFUCKER.