They sent me to the shadow realm, tell my kids I love them

battery low

Happy april fools!

Deadlock clicked when I saw it as a MOBA, not a powerpoint presentation.

Been real sick lately so sorry for not working on the lore video, another thing is if I want to do a voice reveal or not and if not thats a lot more work to try and go around that but the video is always in the back of my mind I promise you Goonlockians

Im about to lock the goon

3 likes and I create a 30 minute video explaining goonlock lore

New invention, Abrams if he was from mario: paper palace 9:

Get this, new theory: Water ISNT wet

They call me the tin can

Did you

Why did no one bother to tell me that dead people turn into hamburgers

They took my wenus

They fired me form college because of the new Chat-GPT update smh

Gleepazopor

wenimechainthasummaandtheleavesturnbrown

buger

Im feeling Jolly! Full of Christmas spirit, I am positively stuffing sockings! I might be in your chimney...

Mirage Reference?

10 + 3 x 5 = X?

I might actually give y'all triple homework istg

I have just been to the college and it appears I need to buy everyone 18 pencils, which would cost 3 morbillion dollars. Fuck school smh

To answer everyone who is confused. Yes my tummy is a microwave, croc-pot, kitchen, and stove powered by the sun. no I can't make hot-pockets

Im engaged to viper. (Canon)

Everyone asks, "How is the professor?" Noone asks, "Why did the professor ult a creep wave?" Yall fake as hell

Siri, shit in the alaskan water supply

Siri, what is skibidi?

THE SUBREDDIT IS HERE BABY WOOOO www.reddit.com/r/deadlockbl...

hey guys, new trooper on the job here, can't wait to help lane today

Peanits

Peanits

Bro I am literally krillin it

Is this where everyone ran off too? I haven't seen Melee or Deadlock content enough so I guess it's here??

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The results have just come in and it appears that @miragedeadlock.bsky.social has one by 1 vote The Sapphire Flame: 9 The Amber Hand: 2 Yamato: 1 Morbillion Mirage: 1 Morbillion and 1 Bebop: 2

They kick me from the discord because I am too based

Updated Election Polls The Sapphire Flame: 8 The Amber Hand: 6 Mirage: 15 Yamato: 16 Bebop: 1

Updated Election Polls: The Sapphire Flame: 3 The Amber Hand: 2 Mirage: 11 YAMATO????: 10

Updated Election Polls: The Sapphire Flame: 3 The Amber Hand: 2 Mirage: 11 YAMATO????: 10

Girth List Completed

Length List Girth coming soon

Tomorrow: Ball Inspection day

Girth List Completed

Length List Girth coming soon

Penis Inspection Complete. I will now rank all cocks on girth and length separately, compiling data.

Dm me your votes for this election season. Democrat: The Sapphire Flame Republican: The Amber Hand Neutral: Mirage All votes will be counted at the end of the day For our great country!

Current Poll Data: Mirage: 6 The Sapphire Flame: 1 The Amber Hand: 0 @miragedeadlock.bsky.social @thesapphireflame.bsky.social @theamberhand.bsky.social

I SUMMONED LIKE THE ENTIRE CAST HELP ME

Dm me your votes for this election season. Democrat: The Sapphire Flame Republican: The Amber Hand Neutral: Mirage All votes will be counted at the end of the day For our great country!