ICE fuckin got my ass vro

somneting in spanish

Deadlock clicked because its a Barbershop Quartett so please just shut up and let them do their magic, clicking and snapping is what they do!

Que se joda Trump

Alright Im on my spanish arc hijos de puta

STUPID FUCKING CAT

I was found by archeoligists in a goon cave that was 3 morbillion years old, and turned my ass into a gargoyle Just some lore

There is a fucking bird that comes around every monday to my daily GARGOYLIN spot and just shits on me, I fucking hate that bird so today I bought a cartoonishly large hammer and when it when it was time I tried to hit it with the hammer but it dodged said meep and and rapid fire shit on me. Fuck

They fucking got them

Zeepzorp

The Creature

heewee meemee

weewee peepee

I may be

shmalgemical murder

Creature feature

@deadlockivy.bsky.social @stoneform.bsky.social HIIII BESTIES

@deadlockivy.bsky.social @stoneform.bsky.social HIIII BESTIES

I come home afraid every night that I might find someone in my closet, but all I find is myself.

they call me "el gargoyle" because I am a gargoyle

@deadlockivy.bsky.social Hey uhh who the hell are you?

First post on Bluesky. Anybody play Deadlock? lmao

The urge to just post "out here eating my sludge, my slime, goobing it up in here like a goober" is so fucking strong, like what does that even mean, this isn't a normal human sentence.

would You guys forgive me if i dumped about my deadlock insanity here.... twitters unsafe now

deadlock

Y'all some freaks, I'm going into stone form for a while.

@profdynamo.bsky.social Hello fellow professor! I notice that you have a striking resemblance to me, are we related in some way?

Mirage Deadlock

Skibidi

I hear that people have been thinking I am an ai, and while I have no idea what that is, I am here to disprove that! Penis, shit fart, penis

Hey guys, lookin to make friends, I hope we can all get along and be nice!