uwaaaaaaaa

Attention Deadlock Accounts, the social experiment is over, we will be dispensing troops to your irl location to pick you up for testing. Thank you for participating and have a nice day.

plagued by specters after we took some haunted perc

enjoy your buffs and nerfs, losers.

trying a new fit rate the earwax candle #crazy #happythursday

for some reason the other troopers want me to call them jack, like i dont get it - candle jack? that seems ki

i lost.................

heard medic trooper say "put your hooves together everypony" and felt true broiling anger

anyways we're starting a trooper circle jerk first one to have a heart attack has to go first in the wave

OOC if it matters at all to find out the riveting owner of the deadlock trooper shit post account just dm me and I'll direct you to my main

Anyways I be fucking over here lighting my candle I got wax on my shit right now

I didn't know there was actually people with multiple accounts I was so confused

i think one of us is straight but we cant tell who

Clocking into my piece of shit job today putting on the tunes, wish me luck lads.

hey guys, new trooper on the job here, can't wait to help lane today

unless...

put a finger in yo ass if you love lanin

Novo herói acaba de ser lançado no deadlock: Mirage.

just saw the dumb cunt who posted this get a knife implanted in his head and die. It's an evil world we live in.

What's the plan?

verified true

hey guys, new trooper on the job here, can't wait to help lane today

three of us in a trenchcoat: next hero. trust and believe.

its true.

its true.

patron said tomorrow is penis inspection day what does that mean

medic trooper thinks he's so much better than us real candles fight they don't heal

Fuck imagine a winning lane Fuck aha imagine four winning lanes.

@thecuriosityshop.bsky.social actual profiteer man fucked up how you do us like that

when you farm me this is who your farming btw

normally you guys follow us but this time we'll follow you.

It aint much but its honest livin'