i forgot i added the goat

here's what's coming in the next update:

Yall voted for a doorknob lmao

voting for adding me into the game

Guys pls vote

Goonlock tomorrow

Hey when does #Deadlock release? The Trustworthy Freelance Developer at Valve named Yoshi:

guys deadlock isn't releasing soon, it's actually in active beta rn so please join, im begging

let us cook

yeah, im an ivy main

please stop gooning to my game

PLEASE RETWEET TO SPREAD THE MESSAGE: AT DEADLOCK'S OFFICIAL RELEASE DATE (WHENEVER VALVE SHADOW DROPS IT) WE WILL ALL GOON AT THE SAME TIME AT RELEASE SO WE CAN SHOW THE APPRECIATION WE HAVE FOR GOONLOCK, PREPARE TO EDGE FOR BATTLE COMING 2025 (or not i dont know)

Deadlock soon :3

im making babies (asexually ofc due to me be being a yoshi)

my real name is john yoshi

RIP BOZO #RipInfernus

@tomnookac.bsky.social why'd you do this man

i almost got fired...

i went go karting

22/3/23X (SEX)

i am goonlocking to the switch 2 (locking in depelopment for goonlock on the switch 2)

ANNOUNCING A NEW DATING SIM I FORGOT TO POST YESTERDAY!!!

hope y'all enjoy the new update!!!

hey Everyone, i have an announcement to make, non-deadlock related btw, it's been really rough for me irl, and the secret's already out but i have to show my true colors... Please View:

we peaked here

22/3/23X (SEX)

News: Goonlock Humor Decreasing ever since @infernusdeadlock.bsky.social joined

guys im sorry but my real name is actually "John Deadlock"

We are now selling pocket that can fit in your pocket!

soup or mario

why does every deadlock agent love me

yapfernus:

among us 3d

can yall stop hunting monsters

when do i get fired

fuck you *removes solo lanes*

gonna send a DMCA takedown to Nintendo for using my likeness

Im working hard giving abrams the balls he needs

mother fucker

moe and kim

new title

yoshi!

just gonna 2 new voicelines referencing myself