Literally, what triumph?

The times that a trans student has come out to me as a part of their self-discovery are sacred to me at a time when little else is. This is an abominable and unenforceable fascist tactic.

it is so wild to admit in stories like these that you had $80 million dollars in podcast revenue and were laying people off left and right.

Jules Et Grogu

I’ve got some unfortunate news Sir

Yes, but how will I impulse-buy a risky investment vehicle at a Shell station like it’s a sleeve of Golden Oreos?

About 14: stay, off, peristalsis, gloaming, brackish, honeysuckle, dinner, poptimism, threnode, fluffernutter, clamber, hep, levelheaded, ball.

The Master and Margarita and Grogu.

Beware the Apple Eater

🎶🎵Love my lawn/but it’s the season of the ticks

Oh, I think a lot of Americans are babied plenty.

Big if true

Marblehead (where I grew up) deserves the attention it’s getting from this extremely cool dude but it is unfortunately not alone in “meeting” 3A requirements in a way where no housing will actually be built. If you’re in MA, channel this moment’s energy into changing the law. #Chowder #Nomar

Upper West Side! Just signed a bunch of books at the Barnes & Noble for your reading pleasure/gift-giving convenience.

At its best, Dog Day Afternoon on Broadway was like the Waterworld show at Universal Studios.

(“Mo Bamba”) Joe Randa

Quietly, this is my best work.

(“Taxes” - GEESE) Christian Encarnacion-Strand

Here's the latest episode of The Memory Palace. dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3...

This is preposterous. It’s obviously (“You’re Unbelievable”) ……Pete Incaviglia OHHHH!

“God Bless America”/John Candelaria

Not cherries.

come help us build something cool!

When the list is perfectly fine.

This is achingly sad.

As AI replaces jobs, so much of what's promised is that it will be to do some many things that used to be done by people who had jobs. So much of our lives is spent doing stuff that used to be done for us, who we either paid directly or was paid by the business to help us use that business...

This headline hints at a mindbending crossover between two of my interests that it fails to deliver.

What's the deal with Peacock's playoff broadcast showing no ads but, instead, bombastic, Game of Thrones-y music but instead a map of Westeros, it's blimp-shots of the Toyota Center?

The 30ish mustache-guy who passed me at 7:05 AM walking his large rescue dog on my block while drinking at store-bought coffee and listening, headphoneless to @seanfennessey.bsky.social on his phone is as much to LA what a mime eating a baguette is to Paris.

Defector is simply the 26 worker-owners who staff the site, along with the 40,000 or so paid subscribers who sustain it. Become one of them for only $1.

Pouring one out to water an Aspiration tree for this annoying Clippers season.

Los Angeles! I'm doing a cool event at UCLA this Thursday. Telling a few stories, signing my new paperback, and having an on-stage conversation about memory with neuroscientist @deanbuono.bsky.social and the philosopher, Pamela Hieronymi. www.eventbrite.com/e/the-poetic...

“Heartbreak feels good in a place like this.”

Los Angeles! I'm doing a cool event at UCLA this Thursday. Telling a few stories, signing my new paperback, and having an on-stage conversation about memory with neuroscientist @deanbuono.bsky.social and the philosopher, Pamela Hieronymi. www.eventbrite.com/e/the-poetic...

I just spent more for a gallon of gas than I’ve ever spent in my life but at least it’s for a good, well defined, certainly achievable, set of reasons determined after a thorough deliberative process lead by a sober and wise President.

Just learned that one of the Artemis astronauts listens to podcasts while in space.

Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.

Sir, a second bird is at the feeder

TLDR: the bull was Inigo Montoya.

My AI.

Just so you understand, this is as if you prepared for argument in front of a panel that included Cookie Monster, and Cookie Monster asked you a question about cookies, and you had not thought about cookies in advance.

Perhaps the only instance in recent memory in which I just said “I could do that” about a professional athlete and was correct.

Since the headline is a bit confusing, the NYT is reporting that on the same day we hit the girl's school in Minab, we also sent a missile full of tungsten steel pellets at a girl's volleyball tournament hundreds of miles away in Lamerd. Twenty one dead. www.nytimes.com/2026/03/29/w...

Kirby Puckett

Called my state reps just now to suggest legislation changing the Chavez holiday to April 10th, the day the Delano Marchers crossed the Sacramento River in 1966. Those marchers, like Dolores Huerta, are American heroes worth celebrating.

Replace all Cesar Chavez Avenues and statues with Dolores Huertas. Fuck that anti-immigrant pedophile rapist piece of shit.

Wins the Oscar for portraying himself in One Battle and then retires on top

Los Angeles, city of whimsy.

The latest White House thinking on the Strait of Hormuz.