Today at an antique fair I bought Arthur Askey's cigarette lighter. I thank you.

I see Nigel Farage has left Cameo. That red cod-piece never suited him anyway

Is this the one where Lionel Blair managed to pull off Twelve Angry Men?

Happy Marillion Day, everyone! youtube.com/watch?v=YniD...

When he does die, the celebrations will be like the end of Return of the Jedi.

"I fell in love with some petrel." Madonna's sea bird obsession coming to the fore there. 'You can't beat a shag" She was once heard to say. #TOTP

Imagining the constant battle between vision mixer and cameraman on this one. #totp

Top tune from The Chemical Brothers there. I had a great tie dye T shirt of theirs. Bloody loved it. #TOTP

Happy Bob Hoskins Day, everyone!

Happy Missing Episodes Eve, everyone....I know what I'll be watching tomorrow morning.

If you are searching for an #Actor or #Voiceartist for your next project I could be the one! With that in mind here's my #ShowreelShare youtu.be/CzKRgJ6j2Cg?...

Just a reminder that Keir Starmer might be crap but will never ever be as dreadful as the previous 5 prime ministers. I mean, come on.

He has risen!

She call me...

TV Companies - Hey, Steve...you know that thing you like, we're going to dry hump it to a shuddering death just to make a couple of quid and there's bugger all you can do about it. And to make matters much, much worse....

Fuck...and I am unanimous in this...off.

The first rule of Mime Club is....

Listening to Between The Wars and now imagining Billy Bragg as a Frank Spencer type character who can't hold down a job due to a series of unfortunate mis-haps. I was a miner. I was a docker. I was a railway man. Between the wars.

What restaurant from a sitcom do you wish you could visit for real?

Must be a fan of Oswald Muesli.

Whever I heard the phrase 'historical sex offences', I always imagine someone touching up Anne Boleyn.

The sacking of Scott Mills has certainly put paid to the proposed TV series, where he works with Michael Elphick as a motorbike despatch rider in Birmingham...although I gather they were struggling to think of a title.

I don't want to know how they first discovered this.

Headline writers crossing all their fingers that whatever Scott Mills did it was dark and satanic

Scott Mills' replacement announced.

Scott Mills right now.

Oof

I wonder what Scott Mills has been up to, then. Place your bets now, folks!

If you see this, post a concert photo you took.

Q.E.D.

protesting in this outfit is a real “heads I win, tails you lose” moment when it comes to the optics

How do they keep coming up with these diverse and original ideas....?

It's how she'd have wanted to be remembered.

Someone needs to put Paddington into this.

Worcester, I am in you!

Fuck this condescending arsehole on Morning Live. What the fuck does he think people do? Why not suggest we all go foraging in the bins at the back of Wetherspoons too? Knobhead.

I see they're installing a new Archbishop of Canterbury. Can anyone install an Archbishop or do you need to be CORGI registered?

@andyh1302.bsky.social 😊

Very much enjoyed this, but now I can't think of Ernest Borgnine without imagining him glopping away ferociously at every possible opportunity.

Tried watching SNL UK, but it just felt like having jokes shouted at me, and sketches that went on waaaaay too long. However, I've really enjoyed the new series of Mock The Week but I still miss the sharp and clever satire of shows like NTNOCN.

1937: Model Railway, Parts & Scenery and Accessories from Meccano (+No. 2E Goods Platform; No. 2E Level Crossing; No. 2 Goods Platform; No. E2e Level Crossing; No. E2 Level Crossing; Island Platform E; No. 1 Goods Platform; No. E1e Level Crossing; No. E1 Level Crossing, and more)

RIP Valerie Perrine. My Sister took me to see the Village People film Can't Stop The Music...loved the film, loved the music and, even at that early age, Valerie Perrine took my eye. She was lovely.

Chickpea pancakes and lime pickle paneer, with an okra Kashmiri masala for dinner. A right old faff to make but it's lovely.

Just had three pints of cider in a pub in Walsall, so I am no longer responsible for my actions.

Don’t tell anyone… but apparently it costs them £2.50 every time (Copy freepost address in the alt)

Show me someone who rocks a hat and isn't Indiana Jones.

RIP Xander. You were never the Zeppo that you thought you were.

And he is....? Who, exactly? #RedNoseDay