Y’all ever think that Schwarzenegger goes “auaghauahgahahah” when he cums?

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Guys! GUYS! It's back! It's coming back!!! The single greatest literacy promotion in human history* is coming back! All you 80s and 90s kids know what's up! *(this point may be a little hyperbolic, but just a little) people.com/pizza-huts-b...

Somewhere @techconnectify.bsky.social felt a sudden disturbance in the force, as if millions of people cried out in ignorance and were elevated.

Why Was I Invited To An Island Off The Coast of Costa Rica By A Genetics Company? (With apologies to Dan Olson)

Finally! Good luck on a mystery VHS. Arthur’s perfect Christmas and Veggietales the Star of Christmas. I wonder what else is on here.

Remastering DS9 and Voyager in HD

KICKFLIPS FOR TRANS LIVES IS LIVE! Join me, @tincanaudio.co.uk, @jennyjanewrites.bsky.social and some AMAZING guests for the next...however long it takes me to beat this game as we raise money for @genderedintelligence.co.uk! twitch.tv/queerbuccaneer tiltify.com/@queerbuccaneer/kickflips2026

I'm mushin'! *pant* I'm mushin'!

Cards from Marvel Super Heroes popped up in a Secrets of Strixhaven pack. Rares from Strixhaven sometimes have Star Wars authentication stamps. What the hell is happening with quality control over at the card printers?

Turns out, when my meds say “with food”, they mean WITH. FOOD.

Me, waiting on new episodes of Blue Lock: “Put the toxic yaoi soccer anime in the bag.”

@linkbrary.bsky.social MADE A BIRTHDAY PLAN!

This time TOMORROW we will already be rolling on with K4TL! I can't wait to skate around and raise money for trans lives with y'all!

Update: ate ice cream. Tummy pain.

My luck with mystery VHS is somehow worse. It started off with the first 5 minutes of Blazing Saddles and I went “okay. Sure!” It then switched to an Elvis conspiracy show hosted by Bill Bixby.

Ice cream gives me tummy pain. When I’m in pain I eat ice cream.

Pick up the nearest book, turn to p. 42, and post the second sentence: “Here you go.” Making Comics, @scottmccloud.bsky.social

Turns out that my new pain meds mixed with a THC beverage make me feel like I’m made of clay. This is going to be the best night’s sleep of my life.

Link discovering @mallowducky.bsky.social , @ducktornald.bsky.social , and I getting up to shenanigans.

You belong here @kylebrandtsky.bsky.social

OF FUCKING COURSE THEY TIE IT IN TO ATLANTIS AND PSYCHIC VISIONS.

I don’t “network,” I make friends. Other artists are not my competition, they’re my beloved peers and sources of inspiration. We all have the same goal; to share our art. I’m not gonna corporatize my human relationships with them. I am in my sandbox playing and I hope they join me.

One of my mystery blank VHS I got recently contains Maury Povich desecrating Egyptian Tombs. I didn’t even know I could hate a concept more, and then he had to go ahead and promote ancient alien theories too.

Link is now checking ticket prices. To the theater? No. To Japan.

I wish that more of the out of context accounts actually posted instead of disappearing in 2024. I love seeing them because they give me so many ideas for projects.

My daughter just informed me that Lego's next LOTR set will be Minas Tirith and I'm suddenly thinking "maybe prayers DO get answered..."

Shut the fuck up, transphobe.

why you see something referred to as "old man yaoi" and it turns out the characters are younger than you are 😭 ok

I am looking for environmental artists, particularly people with a strong background in concept work for interior locations Atmospheric/ Liminal vibes appreciated You can apply by dropping your art in the replies, or send your portfolio to: [email protected] Humans only. no ai.

Doing something I dunno I’ll be able to do in five years. I’m eating inside of a Wendy’s sunroom area. It’s such a damn good design and it’s disappearing in favor of homogeneous grey boxes.

Fun fact: want to knock me out? Arizona Stress tea.

UP YOUR FUCKING GAME @queerbuccaneer.gay

I made it myself. The corpse. Not the clothes.

ACAB Mickey for Kingdom Hearts 4

did we hit it

I Do Not Want To Hear "Thank You" From A Kiosk I am a Divine Being You are an Object You Have No Right To Speak In My Holy Tongue

Remember kids. If your apartment complex uses ai to handle their incoming calls, but don’t have the resources or money to fix safety hazards, you have an obligation to take them to court for mismanagement of resources and not fulfilling your lease terms.

Long ago, when the pyramids were still young, Egyptian kings played a game of great and terrible power. But these Shadow Games erupted into a war that threatened to destroy the entire world.. Until a brave and powerful pharaoh locked the power away, imprisoned in the mystical Millennium Items.

To be fair, I’ve also seen people put balls and buttholes in unbelievable locations, but it wasn’t a drawing.