Now we're talking

Phillies memorialized the POOP scorebug

I am officially done with my first year of grad school

My adderall just hasn’t been working lately and I find that very disrespectful

Being a big ol baby here but it doesn’t feel like anyone is very excited about my bachelorette and I guess this is what stuff in your 30s feels like now lol

Last Romp in the Swamp bachelorette party for our girl @cspaghetti.bsky.social

Wife has been gone less than 12 hours for her bachelorette. I am so bored, this is pathetic.

One really good bloodcurdling scream wouldn’t solve my problems but it wouldn’t make them worse by any means

Really appreciate Nick for having me on the show to discuss my journey with alcohol and sobriety. Please give it a listen! I’m available for anyone needing support

The US would be so much cooler if it was written with satanism in mind

Checking in this Monday morning AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I have a fair amount of homework to do but I just dont want to do it and I think this is what the kids call self care?

People like this are so fucking exhausting lol

Thinking about what I need to do to get JB Pritzker at my wedding

Ah yes, the 2024 presidential election with the genocide supporter and the…checks notes…other genocide supporter that’s also causing everything we’re seeing currently!

Normal night at the Roxy/ @cspaghetti.bsky.social household

I am in office and people needed me today. Why must I suffer.

I am OOO until Monday. Do not need me as I am not available.

My boss was discussing how much he likes JB Pritzker and I was like

That JB Pritzker sounds relevatory reflects how far a whole generation of Democratic politicians strayed from the absolute basics of electoral politics: say what you mean, act like you sincerely like your constituents, and don't constantly bring up how much you like and agree with your opponents.

This app is insanely more boring when my wife isn’t posting anything.

Dropping wife off for work knowing it’s the longest amount of time we’ll go without seeing each other

Disassociating, but still scrolling through Bluesky so it looks like I’m doing something

Ha, gayyyyyyyyyyyyyy.

This really puts into perspective how tall Conan O’Brien is

Conan O’Brien Found a Friend.

If you don't agree, swiftly launch yourself into the sun 😘

(And donate to @ccalliance.bsky.social here: colorectalcancer.org/get-involved... )

RTJ kind of Friday

Having a fantastic workout thanks to the taco dinner I had earlier

Forgot about this app so now I have another platform to SCREAM ABOUT THE BAND GHOST

February

Apparently Ghost are entering a new album cycle, so it's time for me to dust off this old meme in preparation for all the "hur dur spooky Scooby music" twats. #MusicSky #TheBandGhost

many people are asking!

Shaggy and Scooby when they just finished building their giant sandwich but now realize the monster is right behind them

Peony commission from the other year. Looking forward to the peonies again!!! Such beauties to paint. Oil on linen

Happy Monday!

Kendrick had no plan to win any of this shit. He was just hatin and look where it got him. There’s a lesson there!

I, for one, am pretty fond of Canada.

Chappell Roan using her acceptance speech to insist that the labels need to take better care of artists, particularly the newer developing acts, and specifically to provide them with health insurance, is the energy we need

I got my other kneecap tattooed but don’t let it fool you, I’m a big baby.