Felt coot. Might delete later.

Eurostar orders first double-decker trains for channel tunnel. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Not easy to photograph, but a really impactful story here.

Is she a suspect in the case?

Devastating real world impacts of the #aws outage:

I just injured myself on a kitchen cupboard laughing at the famous five episode of this. 10/10 podcast, but put on PPE.

If you're wondering how America is going right now, the Department of Homeland Security called an order an "extreme act of judicial activism". That order requires ICE to wear (and turn on!) body cams.

Didn't even realise he was on the show.

A moment of silence: my headphones have died.

It’s #KidsBooksFriday and I need your help! I’m trying to raise the funds to self-publish my next picture book and after one week, I’m at 35% funded.

Music FACT: For security reasons, Kenny Loggins changes his name every 28 days.

Doodle from last night when I was trying to write for the radio! Trump on his World Peace tour:

I'm giggling to myself about a joke I wrote for #btn last night. That should be a good sign, but it's because it's just so dumb. 😂

Me and my mouse with the same Monday morning energy:

From photography: Error: memory card corrupted.

"this should be easy" And the sequel story "I forgot to mention"

In notifications: "AWS billing alert (99+)"

Back on the Breaking the News cycle again - if you fancy some topical jokes with a Scottish slant it's on BBC Sounds, all podcast apps, or there's a televised version on iPlayer. Made the credits of both audio & TV edits this week! #breakingTheNews #btn

Monkey found a play in the book shop that seemed appropriate!

In case you're wondering why I'm posting monkeys - I'm taking part in Orangetober. Whenever I see something orange this October, I'm taking a photo and asking you to consider donating to Jenny's urgent neurosurgeries. gofundme.com/savejenny

Monkey too small for the barber's chair. But monkey got his hair washed in the orange basin! #orangetober

Monkey at the park! #orangetober

I've been terrible at spotting orange things for @jennyrowbory.bsky.social 's #orangetober so figured I'd bring a friend out with me today!

I thought Macron had gone full Robinson Crusoe for a second.

Is my attention span entirely shot by the internet or is the Traitors always pretty plodding?

It'd be fun if someone from the Nobel committee could tell Trump he's won a Peace Prize, but he isn't allowed to tell anyone until they announce it or it gets rescinded.

I've opened a nursery for jelly babies. No survivors.

#ScotlandMovies Battlefield Perth

A long time ago I changed one of my mum's Alexas to a different voice and challenged her to find the setting to change it back. It's just known as "the Australian Alexa" now 🤣

This plan is "a historic day for peace" - and if you don't like it, we will annihilate you.

My parents complain I don't keep them up to date on my life enough, and I'm like "well it's hard to find time to talk, being a single dad of three" and they're like "you have kids?"

If you see this, repost with a game from the year you were born.

Had a lazy day. Put on Nine Bodies in a Mexican Morgue (iPlayer), just finished NBiaMM. Bit of the standard Christie "And then there were none", but very well made show, perfect for a binge watch.

I wondered how this 40cm skeleton could be described as "life sized", luckily Amazon's ever helpful Ai assistant has the answer:

”Doesn't Liz Truss look tired?"

"My first data breach" www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

You can do some phenomenal things with machine learning in medicine, but I can't see what the use case is for LLM style generations, unless we're trying to replace alternative medicine with more madness.

How do they not mention his clear role as the model for the standard Lego hair piece?

Today's big news - Actor has been acting! www.bbc.com/news/article...

I gotta give them props, the opening to The Late Show with Stephen Colbert was pretty good. 👇

Has Excel's insane enthusiasm for unhelpful conversion messed up your data? Call complaints on 0.344 8E+10

Am I going mad? Reports claiming a "split emerges" between Corbyn and Sultana, like their entire party didn't start with them disagreeing for days on if they had actually started it or not? This is like the collapse of a marriage that didn't start with "I do" but "I suppose"

Jon Stewart reworking the Daily Show into a guilded celebration of the Trump administration in response to Kimmel getting cancelled. Outstanding. youtu.be/_GXNJ3V9lzg

Bit late to the memes but realised what Melania's hat was reminding me of 😂 #monkeyDust

Just stole a chip off a seagull. Let's see how *they* like it.

Thick as pea soup www.bbc.com/news/article...

🤨 If this is our understanding of Eurovision no wonder we got nill point for decades www.bbc.com/news/article...

In the most unexpected twist of news, Trump's started telling the truth! www.thedailybeast.com/trump-says-s...

Peter Mandelson embroiled in scandal?! Why this is as shocking as the news Boris Johnson is breaking ethical rules for personal profit!

Today is the ten year anniversary of my proudest ever achievement in publishing, RUSHOMON: the time I got both a Rush Hour Crush and a Good Deed printed on the same page of the UK Metro, both of which told a single, horrifying, story from two different angles. It's been all downhill ever since.