Pleased to announce I've made it into this years 8 billion under 8 billion.

Kendall pretending there's no clear consensus from a consultation that had an INCREDIBLY clear consensus is reminding me of that time there was a massive consultation not to sell off Channel 4 & Dorries mixed up the 'don't sell' bar with the 'do sell' one. NEVER go Full Dorries.

Feel like this government would see Minister for Technology as more important than Scotland though.

Christmas memes @b3ta.com

Does any manager actually understand what the company they work for does?

I have been on this train for 6 weeks already.

What's the odds on it returning as a podcast? www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

What were they doing for a year if it wasn't extensive background checks? www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Hard for hard for makers to. readers to make Read 🤝 This format

🎶He's making a list, he's reviewing list apps, he's tried out 16, things have gotten off track. He's forgotten what the list app was for...🎶

Christmas sequel to 2015 Jennifer Lawrence film called "Joy 2: The World"

🎶He's making a list, he's reviewing list apps, he's tried out 16, things have gotten off track. He's forgotten what the list app was for...🎶

Really disappointed by this temu diffuser. How's this going to stop any bombs?

“I bring you fun” “I bring you sunshine” “I bring you love” The Three Morecambe and Wise Men.

I thought the act of giving Trump a made up FIFA peace prize was toe curlingly embarrassing on the face of it, but watching him just grab at the medal and put it on himself 🫣 youtu.be/Ei35PMvdpPM

[over on X] but when is it WHITE FRIDAY

Tolkien called Sauron The Dark Lord and said he was as close to wholly evil as was possible. Cured me of the idea any Lord should ever be listen to...

Remembered rather last minute I had tickets to the live cautionary tales podcast recording tonight. I'll be the sound of heavy breathing in the background.

five held on suspicion of murder is not a Blyton book I remember

Lindsey Halligan's strategy of approaching the court with only the enthusiasm and skill of a coked up puppy is not playing out well for her. But it is amazing to watch.

Soon the only jobs left will be hype man for AI.

Why do doorbells not have a cooldown so you can't ring more than once in any 20 second window. And if you do it zaps you.

Technically I think I have also done this.

I don't want to say the knitting show is already out of ideas, but apparently it's week three and they're knitting swimwear?

Only -10 minutes left to get this weeks #raceAcrossTheWorld prediction in! #ratw https://worldracepredictions.com

Was reading about someone taking their theory test 128 times and having embarrassingly little idea what's in a theory test I took a practice one to find out. Passed. Even with a stressed person not brought up in the UK, 128 times?

I love how this article starts with the assertion that flapping your arms has been proven be to worse then yelling at seagulls, before immediately detailing the study that only compares: shouting, speaking and the sound of a robin. Science Journalism! www.theguardian.com/science/2025...

"Somehow Bond returned"

I think you can make a better case that Rupert, Winnie, and Yogi are all the same bear than you can that the Bond's are the same guy.

How are they so bad at this? They'd do better with the Liz Truss lettuce in charge. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

I genuinely had no idea the UK had a 'Main Entrance'.

Just seen Tim Davie's resignation letter on X and finally understood why he had to go:

Just seen Tim Davie's resignation letter on X and finally understood why he had to go:

I think this tells you more about the recruiter then the applicant.

Who would have thought a camp unsubtle comedian would be so good at duplicitous, backstabbing treachery?

"Party officials are still deciding what the advisory board will be named in its new iteration" www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

It is not looking good for the wisdom of the crowds here...

You have until 8pm if you want to get your first episode #raceAcrosstheWorld predictions in! #ratw #celebrityRaceAcrossTheWorld

David Lammys dog coming to cheer him up after a long day

They've mashed-up the traitors and all I can see is Kemi Badenoch

Who else is excited for the return of #celebrityRaceAcrossTheWorld tomorrow night? Looks like someone's setting off fireworks in anticipation! 🎆 If you want to try predicting who be first in episode one, our game is back and predictions are now open! worldracepredictions.com

Musk: This Muslim man has a difficult name. Also Musk: My children are named Seldon Lycurgus and Techno Mechanicus.

We don't even have ticket machines at every station - who was suggesting this? www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...

October 31st, the day when people all over the country see what creeps and ghouls are trying to take over the National Trust...

You know I bet Andrew could pull all this back if he just did a TV interview...