Paul Hennell
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Words, jokes, stuff. Now just 4 awards away from an EGOT.
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Back on the Breaking the News cycle again - if you fancy some topical jokes with a Scottish slant it's on BBC Sounds, all podcast apps, or there's a televised version on iPlayer. Made the credits of both audio & TV edits this week!
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2 months ago
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Pleased to announce I've made it into this years 8 billion under 8 billion.
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GHC Has Gorra Lorra Fings On (the radio)
3 days ago
Kendall pretending there's no clear consensus from a consultation that had an INCREDIBLY clear consensus is reminding me of that time there was a massive consultation not to sell off Channel 4 & Dorries mixed up the 'don't sell' bar with the 'do sell' one. NEVER go Full Dorries.
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Feel like this government would see Minister for Technology as more important than Scotland though.
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3 days ago
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HappyToast
5 days ago
Christmas memes
@b3ta.com
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Does any manager actually understand what the company they work for does?
7 days ago
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Black Ink
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I have been on this train for 6 weeks already.
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7 days ago
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What's the odds on it returning as a podcast?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Neighbours: Australia's longest-running soap opera bids farewell, again
The series will finish at the end of 2025 - 40 years and more than 9,000 episodes after its debut.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cj69n59633no
8 days ago
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What were they doing for a year if it wasn't extensive background checks?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Sarah Mullally: New Archbishop of Canterbury faces complaint about abuse case handling
The Church says she was not told of a complaint about how she handled allegations against a priest.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cd6x7p761v0o
8 days ago
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Hard for hard for makers to. readers to make Read 🤝 This format
9 days ago
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🎶He's making a list, he's reviewing list apps, he's tried out 16, things have gotten off track. He's forgotten what the list app was for...🎶
9 days ago
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Jack Bernhardt
10 days ago
Christmas sequel to 2015 Jennifer Lawrence film called "Joy 2: The World"
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🎶He's making a list, he's reviewing list apps, he's tried out 16, things have gotten off track. He's forgotten what the list app was for...🎶
9 days ago
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Really disappointed by this temu diffuser. How's this going to stop any bombs?
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Flups
10 days ago
“I bring you fun” “I bring you sunshine” “I bring you love” The Three Morecambe and Wise Men.
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I thought the act of giving Trump a made up FIFA peace prize was toe curlingly embarrassing on the face of it, but watching him just grab at the medal and put it on himself 🫣
youtu.be/Ei35PMvdpPM
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BREAKING NEWS: President Trump Receives FIFA Peace Prize During World Cup Draw At The Kennedy Center
YouTube video by Forbes Breaking News
https://youtu.be/Ei35PMvdpPM
13 days ago
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Jack Bernhardt
21 days ago
[over on X] but when is it WHITE FRIDAY
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Tolkien called Sauron The Dark Lord and said he was as close to wholly evil as was possible. Cured me of the idea any Lord should ever be listen to...
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25 days ago
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Remembered rather last minute I had tickets to the live cautionary tales podcast recording tonight. I'll be the sound of heavy breathing in the background.
27 days ago
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five held on suspicion of murder is not a Blyton book I remember
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28 days ago
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Lindsey Halligan's strategy of approaching the court with only the enthusiasm and skill of a coked up puppy is not playing out well for her. But it is amazing to watch.
29 days ago
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Soon the only jobs left will be hype man for AI.
30 days ago
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Potato enthusiast
about 1 month ago
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Why do doorbells not have a cooldown so you can't ring more than once in any 20 second window. And if you do it zaps you.
about 1 month ago
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about 1 month ago
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Technically I think I have also done this.
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about 1 month ago
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I don't want to say the knitting show is already out of ideas, but apparently it's week three and they're knitting swimwear?
about 1 month ago
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World Race Predictions
about 1 month ago
Only -10 minutes left to get this weeks #raceAcrossTheWorld prediction in! #ratw
https://worldracepredictions.com
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World Race Predictions
A fan game to compete against your friends predicting who will win on the BBC's Race Across the World
https://worldracepredictions.com
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Was reading about someone taking their theory test 128 times and having embarrassingly little idea what's in a theory test I took a practice one to find out. Passed. Even with a stressed person not brought up in the UK, 128 times?
about 1 month ago
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I love how this article starts with the assertion that flapping your arms has been proven be to worse then yelling at seagulls, before immediately detailing the study that only compares: shouting, speaking and the sound of a robin. Science Journalism!
www.theguardian.com/science/2025...
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Worth a shout? Yelling is best way to deter gulls, UK study suggests
Animal behaviourists tested 61 gulls in Cornwall to find most effective method of countering feathery threat
https://www.theguardian.com/science/2025/nov/12/yelling-best-way-deter-gulls-uk-study-suggests?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_Other
about 1 month ago
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"Somehow Bond returned"
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about 1 month ago
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I think you can make a better case that Rupert, Winnie, and Yogi are all the same bear than you can that the Bond's are the same guy.
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about 1 month ago
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How are they so bad at this? They'd do better with the Liz Truss lettuce in charge.
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
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Your Party row erupts over hundreds of thousands of pounds in donations
Clash the latest in months of political infighting between the camps of Jeremy Corbyn and Zarah Sultana
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2025/nov/10/your-party-row-erupts-over-hundreds-of-thousands-of-pounds-in-donations
about 1 month ago
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I genuinely had no idea the UK had a 'Main Entrance'.
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about 1 month ago
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Just seen Tim Davie's resignation letter on X and finally understood why he had to go:
about 1 month ago
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Just seen Tim Davie's resignation letter on X and finally understood why he had to go:
about 1 month ago
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I think this tells you more about the recruiter then the applicant.
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about 1 month ago
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Who would have thought a camp unsubtle comedian would be so good at duplicitous, backstabbing treachery?
about 1 month ago
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"Party officials are still deciding what the advisory board will be named in its new iteration"
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
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Kemi Badenoch to relaunch exclusive ‘advisory board’ for high-value donors
Exclusive: Tory leader has plans to reinstate group that provided top donors with direct access to senior ministers
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2025/nov/07/kemi-badenoch-to-relaunch-exclusive-advisory-board-for-high-value-donors?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_Other
about 1 month ago
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World Race Predictions
about 1 month ago
It is not looking good for the wisdom of the crowds here...
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World Race Predictions
about 1 month ago
You have until 8pm if you want to get your first episode
#raceAcrosstheWorld
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#ratw
#celebrityRaceAcrossTheWorld
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David Lammys dog coming to cheer him up after a long day
about 1 month ago
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They've mashed-up the traitors and all I can see is Kemi Badenoch
about 1 month ago
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World Race Predictions
about 1 month ago
Who else is excited for the return of
#celebrityRaceAcrossTheWorld
tomorrow night? Looks like someone's setting off fireworks in anticipation! 🎆 If you want to try predicting who be first in episode one, our game is back and predictions are now open!
worldracepredictions.com
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Ryan Mac 🙃
about 2 months ago
Musk: This Muslim man has a difficult name. Also Musk: My children are named Seldon Lycurgus and Techno Mechanicus.
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We don't even have ticket machines at every station - who was suggesting this?
www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...
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Metal detectors at train stations would ‘make life impossible’, says transport secretary
Heidi Alexander says security review after Cambridgeshire train stabbings will consider all other options
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025/nov/03/metal-detectors-train-stations-transport-cambridgeshire-stabbings?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_Other
about 2 months ago
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October 31st, the day when people all over the country see what creeps and ghouls are trying to take over the National Trust...
about 2 months ago
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about 2 months ago
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You know I bet Andrew could pull all this back if he just did a TV interview...
about 2 months ago
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