I’m gonna form my own Board of Peace, and I’ll flatten anyone who won’t join it

God bless the Minnesota resistance.

This is why I hate the word “polarized” bc that infers there are 2 opposing sides right? But when 1 of those sides is full of anti-immigrant nutters who believe Muslims want to murder all the Christians and do sharia law in their all-white suburb, that’s not a “side” it’s just bigotry and ignorance.

I love the new *Downy Unstopables* products. I’ve waited a long time for laundry products that resisted excavation in layers!

I keep Better Than Bouillon in the fridge for emergencies, but $5 for 2 quarts of homemade stock is a pretty good deal. Sometimes I'll pick and eat the chicken first and just use the carcass, but using the meat gives a much fuller stock at the end.

It’s time to clear up some misconceptions again. Dinosaurs are reptiles but they aren’t lizards. All lizards are reptiles but not all reptiles are lizards. It’s the same way all birds are dinosaurs but not all dinosaurs are birds. And yes, that means birds are reptiles. 👇👇

For the folks pointing out that the article about green gas is from 2020, yes it is. You should read an article from 2020 because green gas is being deployed in mpls. Thanks,

At a holiday parade in 2023, I passed within arm’s length of Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton. Unfortunately, I failed to punch him in the stomach

Roger’s packed and ready to go

Bartleby’s mother: “You say that one more time and I’ll part your hair with this skillet!”

No wonder the country’s in such bad shape. Nobody runs their posts by anyone else before posting anymore

Connections Puzzle #899 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 😶

A problem AOC and Bernie (and to some extent Warren and some others) have is they are basically the only ones with high visibility who seem to 'get it' (more than they probably do but have lower visibility). So the minute they are stupid or fuck up this mass of us who have no power go nuts.

Asparagus from the 1980s (modern asparagus comes with a USB cable)

Quark-gluon plasma, a bizarre state of matter that mimics the early cosmos, is the hottest thing ever made on Earth

Really looking forward to the talent list for the first American “Degenerate Art” exhibition (and will they, out of respect for their four bears lol, refer to it as “Entartete Kunst”?)

repost this if an editor has ever saved you from yourself

#MusicChallenge Day 7: Monsters Sparks, “Eaten By the Monster of Love” Buy a dog, and that might help…. youtu.be/UUxheK7soS4?...

Again I hear a right-wing mouth scorn the left’s use the word “loyalist,” as if it’s supposed to be a synonym for “loyal person” 🤦‍♂️ They know damn well it isn’t

Trespassing violators can rest easy (#6 in the series, “Punctuation Costs Extra”)

Tom Cox (@dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social), with his posting of pix of interdimensional portals, has inspired me to post one myself. Little dude in the upper right wants you to answer these questions three (ere the other side ye see) #lith #BelieveInFilm #analogForever

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Federal Property #ArtChallenges #CyanTue #Cyanotype #GumBichromate #PhotographersOfBluesky

He caught a glimpse of the afterlife. Here’s what he saw:

To paraphrase David Rees (*Get Your War On*): You’d better be really, really sure the person is a suspected drug gang member, so be super-double sure they make you nervous

RFK Jr. rolled out that old chestnut again about how healthy Americans were in the 60’s, so here’s a fact check. In 1965: -42% of American adults smoked; it’s 11% now. -The infant morality rate was 24.7/1000; it’s 5.6/1000 now. -Overall life expectancy was 70 years; it's about 77 years now.

How about that? A victory for people who actually read.

Sub sandwiches? Bah. For a weapons-grade lunch, you can’t beat bologna on Wonder Bread. The symmetry enables a frisbee-style delivery, and no one will be tempted to intercept it and use it for food

My emergency back-up pet Connie, the Concrete Cat. She’s not missing an eye, she’s wearing a monocle

LAW enforcement, not whim enforcement

Fireworks, Two Days Late (lith print on Oriental Seagull paper) #LithPrint #FilmPhotography #BelieveInFilm

I wouldn’t be surprised if the whole feud—TACO vs. Skum—were scripted. Of course, the latter no longer needs the gov’t, having long since drained it of data

It’s so depressing that Joni shares the same name as Max www.max-ernst.com/assets/img/p...

“I Am Your Labyrinth” (lith print on Oriental Seagull from 5x7 negative) #BelieveInFilm #LargeFormat #LithPrint

Why is it called “Bronze Lullaby”

The majority of Americans get their "news" from social media, which is entirely a Choose Your Own Adventure universe of alternate-fact bullshit. Ignorance has always been part of democracy, but it's hard to sense that the problem isn't getting substantially worse in the social media era.

Untitled (AristaEDU 400, Rodenstock 210mm; lith print on Forte Fortezo paper) #Lith #LargeFormat #BelieveInFilm

One week until Ruth Underwood’s birthday! #MothersOfInvention en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ruth_Un...

How about some *Campsis Radicans* buds to brighten the morning?

If I were to post this with a word balloon from Waltz saying “They’re right, Pete, your sideburns ARE uneven…”, with no disclaimer that Waltz didn’t actually say it, would I be breaking Texas law?

There have been 13 Popes who took the name “Innocent” (Pope Innocent XIII died in 1724). Who’s for Pope Guilty I?

The Grave of Clara Jewel (gold over platinum/palladium on vellum) #BelieveInFilm #FilmPhotography #LargeFormat #AltProcess

Rep. Dan Meuser on Abrego Garcia: "Maybe he's not a terrorist. But he's a potential terrorist. He's a terrorist watchlist person."